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Aubree Valentine: The Porn Star Who Does it All!

Aubree Valentine pretty pretty!When it comes to porn stars, few can compare to the amazing talent of Aubree Valentine. This gorgeous brunette performer has been making waves in the world of adult entertainment since she first stepped on the scene! Her passionate performances have made her one of the most sought after performers in the industry. Let’s take a closer look at what makes Aubree Valentine so special and why she is quickly becoming a fan favorite — especially on Reddit.

Aubree’s Performance Style
Aubree’s performance style is intense and electrifying – from the moment she appears on screen, you know that you are in for a wild ride! She has an incredible ability to draw viewers in with her seductive eye contact, before turning up the heat with some serious sexual energy. From deep throat blowjobs to intense “boy-girl” scenes, Aubree knows how to put on an incredible show that will leave you begging for more. And she doesn’t shy away from pushing boundaries either – as evidenced by her recent gonzo porn flick “She Worships Dick!” Aubree was booked for a BJ scene, but couldn’t help herself. In other words, Aubree was willing to go above and beyond for a mind-blowing experience! Don’t believe me? Here’s a little taste from behind the scenes at The Dick Suckers!


Aubree Valentine worships the dick!

Her Signature Move
One thing that sets Aubree apart from other performers is her signature move – worshipping dick! She loves nothing more than getting down on her knees and devoting all of her attention to pleasuring her scene partner’s penis with expert tonguework. In “She Worships Dick!”, the part of Mr. POV is played by Zac Wild! Look at Aubree worshipping his boner! Her enthusiasm sucking dick shows in every performance, as does her eagerness to please time and time again. And when it comes to taking it up a notch, Aubree doesn’t flinch. Recently, she surprised everyone by going from a blowjob scene straight into some hardcore penetration! Talk about pushing boundaries!

Aubree Valentine loves Semen!Cumshots Galore
Finally, let’s talk about cumshots – because what would an Aubree Valentine performance be without them? This starlet absolutely loves taking loads all over her beautiful face! Then, she’ll finish off with an incredibly hot solo masturbation scene where she rubs one out while the cum drips off of her cheeks! It’s no wonder why fans are captivated by this gorgeous performer! Aubree truly knows how to put out an amazing scene!

If you’re looking for someone who can bring your fantasies to life then look no further than Aubree Valentine. This talented performer has quickly become a fan favorite thanks to her passion for pleasing and willingness to push boundaries for maximum pleasure. Her signature move – worshipping dick – is sure to leave you breathless and craving more each time you watch it. With cumshots galore and plenty of intense scenes, there’s something here for everyone – so don’t miss out on all the fun that Aubree has to offer today!

Lorilei Lee Ate Some Ass. And So Did Lefty.

Lorilei Lee

Who says you can’t have a little fun while you’re working?

Who says porno has to be scripted?

Lorilei Lee is our most recent update over at Eat Some Ass. I think I told you lately I’ve been all about hiring a bunch of dicks for a girl to blow, versus hiring one dick to fuck the girl. This week Lorilei takes on three dicks, and she did a great job sucking dick and eating ass.

Check out one of my favorite pervs of all time — Lefty. He’s eating Clare Dames’s ass.

Why’s Lefty eating ass off camera? And what’s Clare Dames doing there?

Lefty’s a total and utter pervert, and he’ll be the first to admit it. Clare was shooting across the hall at my pal Nicky’s studio. She was all done, and hanging out, and my PA, Cherry Poppens, was off running errands, so I asked Clare if she’d lend me a hand and hold the C-Light for me.

She did, for a bit.

Then she ended up getting groped by the pervs on my set — that’s Rocker X behind them, laughing his ass off. Clare’s laughing, too. And why not? Lefty’s using his tongue like a piece of toilet paper, and I’m sure Clare finds it more amusing than sexually stimulating.

Of course Lorilei’s on set, eating Alex Gunz’s ass.

Funny how serendipitous porn often is…and certainly all good porn is exactly that: an act of serendipity.

Didn’t count on a pornographer to use fancy words now, did ya?

Better yet, image a porno girl who can use fancy words, too…and line them up all nice and pretty in paragraph after paragraph.

If you don’t believe me, just click on Lorilei’s picture below.

Lorilei Lee

Spunkmouth Kinzy Jo

Kinzy Jo

I’ve been told, over and over, that the more dicks you throw into a scene, the happier you make the porno consumer. I’ve even had debates with some producers that it’s better to toss in a whole bunch of dicks and just have the girl suck them than to just have one dick in the scene — even if she fucks the dick.

I tend to agree with the “more dicks the better” theory, and, in fact, I’ve officially named it: The More Dicks The Better is now a porno rule that I follow, even if she isn’t fucking all the dicks on set.

Say hello to Kinzy Jo, the latest porno slut featured on

Here’s a quick, funny story: I can’t remember how many mopes I had some in to drop a load on Kinzy, but one of them was having some trouble. He had shown up late, and was kinda hanging out on the back of the set, and struggled from the time he got there. In fact, he struggled so much, he just disappeared…in fact, I thought he went home after I didn’t see him on set.

He didn’t go home at all. In fact, after the scene was shot, and Kinzy was about to clean up, I heard a scream from another set: GET READY GET READY I’M ABOUT TO BLOW!

I had even turned my camera off, cause I thought we were done, so I jumped to grab it just as my final load dumper stormed on set, dick in hand, to let Kinzy have it right in the kisser.

And let her have it he did!

After he unloaded, Kinzy laughed. “That was a drive-by pop shot for sure!” she said.

It’s the kinda thing I wish I woulda said.

Bree Olson in the Gloryhole

Bree Olson

Bree Olson just turned 20.

She’s last week’s update.

Bree admitted to me how filthy and dirty the gloryhole is, but Bree’s a dirty girl, so a filthy, dirty adult bookstore peepshow is just the place for Bree.

Since Bree is only 20, I had to grease Abe, the manager of the store, in order to get her in the door. It cost me 50 bucks.

50 smackers.

50 doll hairs.

During the pre-gloryhole blowjob, I usually ask the girls what kind of porn they watch – if they watch porn at all.

Some do.

Some don’t.

Watch porn, that is.

Bree does, and guess what? She likes watching gangbang porn the best.

Like I said, such a filthy, naughty girl — just look at the smile on her face getting ready to step up to the hole.

Just the kinda girl I wanna settle down with and call my own.

Adrianna Nicole and her Manojob

Adrianna Nicole

I could blog about Valentine’s day, and the fact I really don’t have a Valentine…or I could make one up, or even dress up a porno girl in a red outfit and snap a pic of her and post it today.

Instead, I’m gonna talk about the most recent update.

Just like big girls do, Adrianna dressed herself up for the scene. We shot it last week, but when she stepped onto set in those fabulous red leather pumps and the beautiful bright red latex jerkoff gloves, she said, “You should make this a Valentine’s day update for the site.”

I’ve blogged Adrianna before. You even got to see her cleaning out her butt hole for an anal scene I shot with her and Lorilei Lee. I think it’s going to be live at Blacks On Blondes any week now.

There’s things I like about Adrianna, there’s things I love about her, and there’s things I hate about her:

I like that she knows the best eats in Los Angeles and we have good dinner conversation while enjoying our yum-yums.

I love that she sends me text messages me pictures of the doodies she drops in her toilet, along with the humorous messages she attaches to them.

I hate that she introduced me to Gia Paloma. Which isn’t to say I hate Gia.

‘Nuff said.

JOMG Nicole Scarlett

Nicole Scarlett

I shot Nicole Scarlett for Jizz On My Glasses; she’s this week’s update for the site.

It was a pretty straight-forward shoot. I wish I had a good story to tell, but I really don’t.

The thing I like best about Nicole is that she kinda looks like Cameron Diaz.

This was a total amateur scene, shot outside of Los Angeles. I love shooing amateur girls — to a point. Their fresh face is always nice, but there’s also the things that go along with being an amateur that kinda suck: they don’t talk into the camera as well as a pro, and they sometimes try to dodge the cum shot.

Nicole wasn’t a cum dodger, that’s for sure.

The male talent called himself Walt Jizzney; I guess that’s kinda funny.

I’ve never seen or heard from Nicole Scarlett or Walt Jizzney since.

Here’s some free Nicole Scarlett Jizz On My Glasses movies, just for you…cause you know you love free porno.

Just admit it.