Claire Robbins in Masterpiece of Ass

Pornstar Claire Robbins is featured in this episode of my short-lived video shorts I lovingly named Masterpiece of Ass Theater.

I know i’ve told you I have an obsession with paperback smut. I have an obsession with most old stuff, but  anything that pertains to my industry? I’m really obsessed.

The reason my series was short lived? YouTube nuked the channel. They never could specify which of their excessively ambiguous clauses that live in their TOS I violated.

But I get it.

Enjoy the lovely Claire Robbins as she powers through a reading of Satan’s Harvest by Sandford Aday. I shot this right before we went to set to shoot “Hand Luv’n” for the glorious ManoJob.

And finally, of course — for this reading Clair Robbins will be sitting on the most powerful vibrator invented to date: the Sybian.


I recall once time on set Alexia Skye told me she was part of a stick-up crew called  “The Barbie Bandits“. When I sat down to write this, I discovered it wasn’t true.

I Googled that shit.

But that doesn’t mean Alexia lied. Maybe she was part of another crew? Who knows. What I do know is my industry is loaded with pathological liars, sociopaths, and narcissists.

Which is one of the reasons I love it so much.

One day on set I asked, “Hey Alexia, wanna sit for a living portrait?”

“What’s that?” she asked.

“I’m ripping off Andy Warhol. He used to make “screen tests” in his Factory during its heyday.”

She gave me a quizzical look.

“Just sit in the corner for 3 minutes while I roll camera. Do whatever you want. Just stay seated.”

“OK,” she said.

Porn Star Screen Test — Shane Diesel

If you’re familiar with Andy Warhol’s 3-minute “screen tests”, then you’ll understand my “porn star screen tests”.

I made 35 or so around 2011ish, and I just found them on the same hard drive I found my “Masterpiece of Ass Theater” videos.

Warhol called them “moving portraits”, and I think he nailed that description, too.

I’ll be posting more porn star screen tests — from Ginger Lynn to names-you-probably-don’t-remember.

Or probably never heard of.

BTW it’s still great to see Shane Diesel active on twitter and, of course, Big Daddy Shane is still the undisputed King of The Cuckybois.

Masterpiece of Ass Theater starring Penny Pax reading from lesbian pulp novel “Strange Street”.

I have a collection of vintage paperback smut.  It’s pretty impressive, if you’re into vintage paperback smut. I started buying them when you could still get interesting titles for $5 a piece or so.

“Interesting”, to me, means a cool cover. Because we all know to judge a book by its cover…right?

Secondary would be the book’s title. Strange Street, by “William Spain” (the author’s name in quotes because…you know) the book Penny Pax is struggling to read as we amp up the Sybian she’s sitting on, is a great title. Lesbiana, as far as content goes with vintage smut ANYthing, is absolutely terrific, too. And the cover’s cool; hence, a keeper when I stumbled across it in a used book shop in Coos Bay, Oregon…I think it was Coos Bay. Might have been Eugene.

So here’s the deal with Masterpiece of Ass Theater: I’d pay models a little extra before their ManoJob scene to read some of the cheesy-porno-goodness printed in these old, dirty paperbacks while sitting on what is the most powerful vibrator ever manufactured and marketed — The Sybian — with the end game being watching said model try to read, outloud, all that terribly written text whilst orgasming.

At least that’s the idea. Not sure all of the models actually orgasmed. I don’t think Penny Pax did — you be the judge.

I’d have my editor, The Minion, add a silly, PBS-style intro with some corny canned laughter to the start and finish and WAH-LAH!

Masterpiece of Ass Theater!

I uploaded them to my Billy Watson YouTube channel years ago, and needless to say, no more YouTube Channel. (According to YT, I severely violated my YouTube TOS agreement…but I could never get a solid answer from them as to exactly why — So I started a new one called Deep Inside the San Fernando Valley.)

Masterpiece of Ass Theater episodes haven’t been seen since maybe 2012 after recently finding them on an old hard drive! Woot!

(On that same hard drive are my Andy Warhol inspired “screen tests” starring some of the performers from that era…more soon!)

So here ya go. Just don’t go sayin’ I never gave ya something for nothin’.

Oh! And speaking of Penny Pax and YouTube channels, check out Pax Party Productions!

A risqué interview with River Lynn Alabama’s Rising Adult Star!

Adult actress River Lynn makes a selfieLooking for a risqué interview with porn star River Lynn? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Come along with Billy Watson as he sits down with River Lynn, one of Alabama’s most popular adult actresses.


Billy sat down with River right before they shot her scene for ManoJob!

At just 22 years old, this beautiful blonde has already made a name for herself on the Only Fans platform. Adult Video News included River in their “Fresh Faces” interview series.  And now you can listen to her candid insights about her career and more – don’t miss out! And if you’re looking for more River Lynn, here’s the River Lynn blog;  this is the official River Lynn Instagram; if you’re a Super Fan, why not send her something from the River Lynn Amazon Wish List?; and yea man…you can follow River Lynn on Spotify!


Introducing Myra “Moans” Glasford – The Florida Heat With a Sexy Twist!

Myra Glasford pretty prettyMyra Glasford is an 18-year-old amateur model from Florida who is determined to make a big splash in the adult modeling world. Miss Glasford always been interested in art and beauty. It was only natural for her to pursue a career as an adult model. She’s not afraid of pushing boundaries and embracing the risqué. Her approach to modeling is daring, bold and unafraid to challenge societal norms.


Myra "Moans" Glasford on set for ManoJob.comMyra has a unique blend of confidence and vulnerability that makes her highly desirable as a model. She loves taking risks and stepping outside of the box when it comes to posing for risque shoots. She enjoys working with photographers who push her limits, allowing her to explore different aspects of sensuality like never before.


Myra’s goal is to show people that beauty isn’t limited by age or gender; everyone should be able to express themselves without fear or judgement — no matter their age or gender identity. Myra has always believed that everyone should be allowed to express themselves freely without any pressure or stigma attached. Whether you’re young or old, male or female, Myra believes that everyone deserves respect and admiration for their physical beauty and their individual expression of femininity and masculinity.

Look at pretty Myra Glasford!Myra stands out as one of the most daring models on the scene today; she’s confident enough in herself and her abilities as a model that she’s willing to take risks other models wouldn’t dare attempt. With her unique approach, Myra hopes to change everyone’s mindset about traditional concepts of beauty. In addition, she wants to inspire adult models everywhere to embrace their bodies with confidence as they pursue their dreams.

Check out this 33 minute long, #NSFW behind-the-scenes content featuring Myra with adult film director Billy Watson. Again, it’s very not safe for work…especially the last few minutes!

Australia’s Hottest New Adult Actress: Charlie Forde

Australian porn actress Charlie Forde sexy sex!If you’re a fan of adult entertainment, you’ve probably heard a buzz about Charlie Forde. This Australian beauty is quickly making a name for herself in Porn Valley with her stunning looks, impressive talent, and fiery passion. For those who haven’t yet had the pleasure of The Charlie Forde Experience, let me give you a rundown of who she is and why you should definitely check her out.

Porn Actress Charlie Forde takes a selfie

Thirty-three year old Charlie Forde hails from Brisbane Queensland. Charlie began her adult career with some of the Australian companies before transitioning to the European.

Before adult? Charlie was a veterinarian! (You can listen to the behind-the-scenes video interview below to hear more about Charlie’s experiences being a vet.)

As a burgeoning porn star, Charlie Forde is quickly gaining a following for her captivating, natural beauty and fierce sexuality! She brings it every performance! Forde’s popularity quickly spread beyond Australia, too! She’s making waves internationally, with a growing fan base that’s clamoring for more! Are the AVN’s next?!  I mean…don’t forget, back home she’s already been knocking it out of the park with her 2021 AAIA award!

Beautiful porn star Charlie Forde!

One of the things that sets Charlie Forde apart from other adult performers is her down-to-earth personality. While she can turn up the heat on set, she’s also refreshingly relatable and genuine in her interviews and social media presence. Her natural, girl-next-door persona is evident in many of her scenes, where she exudes a playful, sexy energy that’s impossible to resist.


Adult Actress Charlie Forde sure is horny!

Despite only being in the industry for a relatively short time, Forde has already proven that she’s an incredibly talented performer. Rather than relying on over-the-top theatrics or fake moaning, she brings an authentic sensuality to her scenes that make them all the more captivating. Whether she’s performing solo, with a partner, or in a group, Forde’s raw passion and enthusiasm shine through and keep audiences coming back for more.

Charlie Forde’s appearance is another thing that is sure to captivate male viewers. She has a natural beauty that shines through in every frame, with sparkling blue eyes, luscious lips, and a toned, curvy figure. Moreover, she’s not afraid to experiment with different looks, whether she’s rocking a short pink wig or going “au naturel”. Whether you’re into blondes, brunettes, or everything in between, Forde is sure to have a look that will appeal to you.

In short, Charlie Forde is a rising star in the adult entertainment industry that is definitely worth checking out. From her captivating looks to her impressive talent, there’s something about her that sets her apart from the rest. With an ever-expanding portfolio of work and a growing fan base, there’s no doubt that we’ll be seeing a lot more of this talented Aussie. Don’t wait any longer! Add this #NSFW Charlie Forde BTS video below to your viewing queue and get ready to be impressed! It was filmed right before Charlie stepped on set with Mr. POV for The Dick Suckers!