From Wikipedia: “In literature, an epigraph is a phrase, quotation, or poem that is set at the beginning of a document or component. The epigraph may serve as a preface, as a summary, as a counter-example, or to link the work to a wider literary canon, either to invite comparison or to enlist a conventional context.”
Part of the reason I got into the Porno Biz was to write a book. I got out of grad school in ’98, and even though I had written a screenplay (which was sold), and a novel (that didn’t get published), and some short stories (a few of which ended up in some really little lit mags you’ve never heard of), I never considered myself a “writer”.
After grad school I taught, and I did consider myself a teacher. For close to four years I worked hard for tenure. When that didn’t happen, I got into the adult business. And when I broke that news to my mom, it went something like this: “hey, um…mom, so, um, since I didn’t get that tenured-track position at the community college which would have made you really proud, I’m gonna go ahead and start shooting smut for a site called Blacks on Blondes…but don’t worry, I’ll be out of the biz in a year, and then I’ll write a book all about it, and then you’ll be proud!”
Fourteen years later, I’m still shooting smut…and not ready to quit. But maybe it’s time to attempt a book? That means work, and work means time, and the older I get the more I truly realize the Value of Time. Whether it’s my time or your time, there ain’t a lot left. We all value our free time. I like to take pictures and read and look at art and listen to music and travel and all that would be way easier than attempting a book.
I tend to think in a linear fashion, which means if I attempt A Book, my brain thinks beginning / middle / end — in that order. And while I have vague ideas about all three of those things, it means lots of time — with no guarantees about anything other than a tiny slice of hard drive space on my laptop no longer available for pictures or music.
I’ve even got an idea for my book’s epigraph! One of my heroes once said: The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side. — Hunter S. Thompson
In my head, I’d have HST’s great quote, and then this, right below it: The
music porno business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side. — Hunter S. Thompson Billy Watson
One small problem: HST never said it. He did say, “The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.” but that doesn’t quite work as well, which throws me off, and then I get blocked, and then I can’t write, which means I seriously doubt I can whip up the 100,000 words (give or take) it’ll take to get A Book done.
Did I mention no guarantees if I do manage get through it?
So who wants to meet in Denver September 2nd to catch the original Misfits play Riot Fest?
Yhivi swung by the studio to blow our Stunt Cock after a couple successful runs at The Dick Sucker’s sister site, ManoJob. Finally! In this seven-minute behind-the-scenes clip, Yhivi covers a wide range of topics –from her “super agent” Mark Spiegler to how to find her on social media. Click on her pic for the BTS!
Adria Rae arrived in Porn Valley via Michigan last month, and she’s already starting to make a name for herself. Producers — book Adria Rae! She’s punctual and loves her job. We first worked together on her scene from The Dick Suckers, and our members loved her…so much so it was a no-brainer to book her for ManoJob. Here’s some B.T.S. footage from ManoJob…just click on her pic. I call this “completely raw”, because she let me shoot before make-up. Enjoy.
One of the things I love about my job is taking pictures “behind the scenes” — for lack of a better term. I call them “arty-farty” shots. Eric Kroll is a heavy influence, but I don’t work like him. Usually I don’t pose the models — other than to tell them not to pose. They’re models for a reason, so when they see a camera pointed their way, they drop whatever it is they’re doing to strike some sort of pose…even if it’s just to look at the camera and smile. “Don’t pose!” I’ll say…Don’t smile! Don’t look at me! Just go back and do whatever it is you were doing!
I’ll post these from time to time…I just wish I could remember everyone’s name.
We shot Adriana Chechik for ManoJob in April of 2013 — her 69th scene, in case you’re keeping count (Adriana was). Here’s a gallery of 15 free handjob pics from the scene. And, of course, Adriana’s BTS interview here, and, at minute 9, some post-pop conversation. Enjoy.