Jessi Stone. Jessi Stone? Jessi Stone! Barely-legal blondie from the East Coast of Florida, and one of my very favorite girls to shoot as of late. We even got in the van and took a trip to the gloryhole. The result? The members ranked her 9.8 out of 10 — a whopping .6 higher than […]
The Minion quit last week. He walked out of my studio after I told him if his phone rang one more time, and it wasn’t in his pocket (where I told him — over and over — to keep it while he was on the clock) I was going to smash it. Smash it to […]
From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way. Everyone knows The Minion. I’ve interviewed him here, and he’s done some guest blogging in the past. And we’re […]
A while back I started getting e-mails from a fan wanting to get into my biz. This is nothing new. It happens all the time. I usually delete the first few e-mails, just cause I make it perfectly clear all the fucking time: if you’re a single dude, I can’t help you get into porn. […]
Last night I was flipping through the pay-per-view movies on Time Warner Cable with a pal o’ mine who was over for a slumber party. “The Dark Knight?” I asked. “No,” she said. “I’ve already seen it.” “Me too.” I scanned the menu more. “Slumdog?” “Seen it.” Then she said, “I wanna watch Milk! Or […]
Remember Jack Handy? He was the SNL character you never saw, but he’d give you some of his “deep thoughts”, and most of them were really funny? He’s a real person, by the way; he’s not Steve Martin, or Al Franken, or a person made-up by the SNL writing crew. DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com I have no idea […]
My name is Billy Watson. I Shoot Porn. A lot of people ask me how I got into porn, and, to be honest, I just kinda fell into this gig. Or, as the old adage goes, it’s not what you know — but who you know. You can read my Substack, which is shaping up […]
Forty years ago this month, Van Morrison released his very first (depending on who you ask) solo record, Astral Weeks. He had just quit as the singer of Them, which you might (or might not) know, but I’m sure you know about their hit “Gloria”, as in G-L-O-R-I-A Gloria; I’m sure you don’t know The […]
So I’m writing this in the present tense, cause I’m sitting here thinking what the fuck do I blog about today? I ask the Minion, sitting across the office from me cutting the newest Manojob scene, “Hey, what kooky porn whore should I blog about today?” Almost immediately he replies, “Thea Marie! Talk about how […]
I don’t know what to say. Honestly, I don’t. So I guess I’ll just start from the beginning. I love to chat with the models I work with while they’re in the make-up chair before we walk on set. It’s always interesting to hear what they have to say about whatever it is we’re talking […]