Lately, I haven’t felt like I have anything worthwhile to say anymore, so I’ve been checking news articles for Bloggin’ Fodder.
I think I found a funny one.
According to “WebMD” and CBS News, it appears there’s some “natural Viagra” in watermelon.
I dunno about you, but I like my watermelon chilly-chilled in the fridge.
Is this why black guys can fuck better?
Do black guys even really fuck better?
And how horribly, stereotypically racist am I being right now?
The “natural Viagra” in question is called “citrulline”, and that stuff makes the blood vessels in your wiener fill up more readily. The next thing you know…boner.
Wood.
President Woodrow Wilson.
Scientists all over the place are already poo-pooing the idea that there’s enough citrulline in watermelon to turn your pee-pee hard, but it’s kinda fun to think that a cool slice o’ melon over the 4th of July weekend means you’re gonna pound your chick like you never have before.
But let’s get back to the whole “do black guys fuck better than white guys?” thing.
Yes.
Or no.
All it depends on the sexual stimuli at hand and how your neuro-biological processes process that stimuli.
Shit…am I getting in over my head?
I Google, goddammit, just like you do, and lately I’ve been interested in the human psyche and what makes people do the things they do…especially the naughty stuff.
And the dumb stuff.
What makes a man want to be treated like a baby…literally? Have a woman diaper him so he can mess his diapers and get scolded…and cleaned up?
What makes a man want to have a nice lady drop a turd on his chest?
What makes a man spend $30 on a Crack Whore when he lives with a Supermodel?
What makes a man want to watch his wife get banged out by some ghetto thugs?
What makes a man want to have his testicles clobbered?
What makes a man want to be reminded how small his wiener is while he’s fucking a nice lady?
What makes a man want to tie a nice lady up so he can leave her there for four hours while he goes and grabs a beer with his buddies…only to come back, fuck the living shot out of her, and then send her home?
And what in the world makes that nice lady want to take it?
I’ve always wondered about the common elements that create The Porn Whore, for example. Not that being a Porn Whore is dumb, but I don’t think it’s the smartest career choice for anyone…man or woman. Anyways, I know I’ve blogged this before, but why not make a quick mention of it again?
The sure-fire neuro-biological ingredients (do I even call them that?) to cook up a Porn Whore (choose any number of the following):
1) Grow up without money.
2) Grow up without attention.
3) Grown up being force-fed Religious beliefs.
4) Grow up in an abusive household (see also #2).
I wonder what makes people think that, on a whole, black dudes fuck better than Whitey? I mean, do they really fuck better than Whitey, or are the people getting fucked so into being fucked by a Negro that it makes sex better?
Ever think white girls fuck black guys just to piss off Daddy? (see also #2)
Ever think black guys wanna fuck white girls just cause they can?
Does any of this even make any sense…or am I rambling?
I am. I think cause I haven’t blogged in a while, and, like I said when I started this whole rant, I don’t think I have much more to say.
About anything at all.
But I’m sure something will come up soon.
In fact, I’m quite sure of it.
PS: I’ve just enabled the “Comments” section, after a few years of not letting people say anything at all about what I have to say…mostly cause of SPAM. So, do me a favor, and go sign up to leave comments. It’s at the bottom left of the blog, under the little calendar thingy.
Please.
After all, it’ll make I Shoot Porn way more fun.
Having fun tickles your neuro-biological processes — until they giggle — just like a little girl!
And that’s what makes life worth living, right?