Watermelon: The New Viagra!

Aiden Starr

Lately, I haven’t felt like I have anything worthwhile to say anymore, so I’ve been checking news articles for Bloggin’ Fodder.

I think I found a funny one.

According to “WebMD” and CBS News, it appears there’s some “natural Viagra” in watermelon.

I dunno about you, but I like my watermelon chilly-chilled in the fridge.

Is this why black guys can fuck better?

Do black guys even really fuck better?

And how horribly, stereotypically racist am I being right now?

The “natural Viagra” in question is called “citrulline”, and that stuff makes the blood vessels in your wiener fill up more readily. The next thing you know…boner.

Wood.

President Woodrow Wilson.

Scientists all over the place are already poo-pooing the idea that there’s enough citrulline in watermelon to turn your pee-pee hard, but it’s kinda fun to think that a cool slice o’ melon over the 4th of July weekend means you’re gonna pound your chick like you never have before.

But let’s get back to the whole “do black guys fuck better than white guys?” thing.

Yes.

Or no.

All it depends on the sexual stimuli at hand and how your neuro-biological processes process that stimuli.

Shit…am I getting in over my head?

I Google, goddammit, just like you do, and lately I’ve been interested in the human psyche and what makes people do the things they do…especially the naughty stuff.

And the dumb stuff.

What makes a man want to be treated like a baby…literally? Have a woman diaper him so he can mess his diapers and get scolded…and cleaned up?

What makes a man want to have a nice lady drop a turd on his chest?

What makes a man spend $30 on a Crack Whore when he lives with a Supermodel?

What makes a man want to watch his wife get banged out by some ghetto thugs?

What makes a man want to have his testicles clobbered?

What makes a man want to be reminded how small his wiener is while he’s fucking a nice lady?

What makes a man want to tie a nice lady up so he can leave her there for four hours while he goes and grabs a beer with his buddies…only to come back, fuck the living shot out of her, and then send her home?

And what in the world makes that nice lady want to take it?

I’ve always wondered about the common elements that create The Porn Whore, for example. Not that being a Porn Whore is dumb, but I don’t think it’s the smartest career choice for anyone…man or woman. Anyways, I know I’ve blogged this before, but why not make a quick mention of it again?

The sure-fire neuro-biological ingredients (do I even call them that?) to cook up a Porn Whore (choose any number of the following):

1) Grow up without money.

2) Grow up without attention.

3) Grown up being force-fed Religious beliefs.

4) Grow up in an abusive household (see also #2).

I wonder what makes people think that, on a whole, black dudes fuck better than Whitey? I mean, do they really fuck better than Whitey, or are the people getting fucked so into being fucked by a Negro that it makes sex better?

Ever think white girls fuck black guys just to piss off Daddy? (see also #2)

Ever think black guys wanna fuck white girls just cause they can?

Does any of this even make any sense…or am I rambling?

I am. I think cause I haven’t blogged in a while, and, like I said when I started this whole rant, I don’t think I have much more to say.

About anything at all.

But I’m sure something will come up soon.

In fact, I’m quite sure of it.

PS: I’ve just enabled the “Comments” section, after a few years of not letting people say anything at all about what I have to say…mostly cause of SPAM. So, do me a favor, and go sign up to leave comments. It’s at the bottom left of the blog, under the little calendar thingy.

Please.

After all, it’ll make I Shoot Porn way more fun.

Having fun tickles your neuro-biological processes — until they giggle — just like a little girl!

And that’s what makes life worth living, right?

Aiden Starr

8 thoughts on “Watermelon: The New Viagra!”

  1. I’m only commenting to show my appreciation for your allowance of comments. Thanks Billy 🙂

    Do try to update more often though. Even on trivial things.

  2. i too support more regular posting and love that we can leave comments now.

    i will say that i don’t necessarily think it takes a fucked up background to be a complete whore. i had a great background. loving family, plenty of attention, financially stable. i’m just a kinky nympho. it’s in my blood, i guess. and for that matter, i’m reasonably intelligent. i eschew capitalization but i know what’s going on in the world and can carry an intelligent conversation. i’ll agree with you that most whores, in porn or otherwise, tend to have fucked up backgrounds. but not all of us. and don’t forget it.

  3. With comments on and your recent topic, maybe you can answer this for me; are there more interracial sites/scenes being filmed now or does it just seem that way? Maybe I am stereotyping but I would have guessed the typical internet porn consumer is a white male, and porn is all about the fantasy, right? I’d think it difficult to put yourself into the first person when you’re white and hung like a tic-tac and the scene you’re watching has a black foot-long.

    I realize there is every kind of kink out there, but I guess my wondering comes from what seems to be a large number of interracial scenes on mainstream (perhaps more accurately called “generic”?) sites – not ones dedicated to that particular genre like Blacks on Blondes – and the fact that they are almost all black men with white women, very few have white guys with black women.

    What gives Billy?

  4. If we didnt live in a race divided world would anybody be interested in sites like Blacks on Blondes. Now there’s a thought provoking question.

  5. I think what “gives” is profit-motive when building adult websites, and the perception is IR sells. It does, but I think you’re right in that it’s a flooded market. Oh. And I’m shooting black girl/white guy stuff currently….wait till you see it!

  6. “Maybe I am stereotyping but I would have guessed the typical internet porn consumer is a white male, and porn is all about the fantasy, right?”

    It’s an interesting view, but one that I think is common and flawed. This take on porn would make it seem as if it were watched for the purposes of psychological transference. From personal experience and from questioning other men I’ve come to the conclusion that the viewer/consumer isn’t putting themselves in the place of the performer (note: belief in this idea tends to cause confusion in individuals who question male fascination with lesbian sex), but that they are watching for the joy that observation brings.

    The fascination with black men and white women in particular definitely has its roots in the historical taboo, but in modern contexts where the taboo has less hold the mental association of the idea of black men with the idea of large penises comes more largely into play. It is generically true that men of west Africa descent have on average the largest and longest penises of any people, so this stereotype does have some factual basis. According to the observational joy view of porn there’s simply a pleasure in seeing males with the largest penises perform sexual acts with beautiful women. Note the focus that even straight porn sites have on the size of men’s penises (as well as shaving the studs, and shooting from below with fisheye lenses).

    Ack… I’ve written too much.

  7. I’ve been interested in the human psyche and what makes people do the things they do…especially the naughty stuff.

    As am I.

    I know several porn stars and none of them fit even one of your “ingredients,” let alone more than one.

    I also concur with it being nice that you allow comments. 😉

  8. Dear Billy Watson:

    I feel most compelled to post to this segment of your funny, intelligent and super-sexual blog.

    On the BLACK V. WHITE… who’s the most compelling fuck? question, my Socratic answer (as cliche and female as it may sound) is: Who is the person?
    And What about size of dick? Is answered best as What about size of pussy?

    Webster’s describes Racism as”… a phenomenon in which people mistreat, discriminate against, dislike, or even hate, have disdain for, or regard as inferior, other people based on what is regarded to be their race.”
    So don’t freight, Mr. Watson, you’re just asking questions.

    In sexual reality, many other factors are involved, but I’ll try not to stray too much from the scope of porn.

    As a performer in porn, none of it really matters, except that which brings me to your 4 sure-fire ingredients to cook up a porn whore.
    Numbers 1 through 4 are right on. Period. I feel you have done your research, both on set and on google; but if I may possibly add a #5 to your list?

    5) The means to explore possible latent tendencies of Multiple Personality Disorder.

    A porn whore, male or female, can journey through a long, lucrative career of about 3 years or so, with the option of taking on a different name at will. Why is this so? I do not know. If a mainstream actor attempts to change his or her name 5-6 time during a time span of about 3 years, NO ONE would take that person seriously. In fact, rumours might surface that said actor may be unstable, difficult to work with, or may even have a mental illness- such as MPD. What’s up with all the name changing? Can a porn whore really change his/her career that much within a couple of months by deciding “Ginger” is way more suited for the body of work she wishes to expand upon, rather than “Candy”? Yes, one name is a tad more bitter to the taste, but hey, in the long run, they’re both edible.

    Why, even in my short-lived porn career, I was asked to change my first name to Rae, instead of Sky. No one twisted my arm, but when the porn expert who held fort down the hall from my new porn agent got wind of my stage name Sky, he all but spit while verbalizing his disdain for my chosen name (under which I had appeared in about 8 productions, and never thought of changing it. I mean, why bother?) He proceeded to explain how over used and unoriginal that name was. I insisted on keeping my last name (Rodgers is a family name). He then came up with “Rae Rodgers”. So, on that day I had a new alias, or alter ego. As if Sky Rodgers didn’t sound a bit to uni sexual and weapon-toting enough. “Sky Rodgers of the 21st Century”, the psycho/sexual daughter of Buck. Was I to now become the psycho/sexual granddaughter of Roy Rodgers? I am from Texas…

    2 names within a grand total of about 3 months in the business.

    Also, I must comment on yourfavoritblonde ‘s comment.
    Even if she is a self-professed kinky nympho, and she actively “eschews capitalization” (socialist porn?), I have to contend that something is off-kilter, even if it did not exist in her fabulous family history. I know lots of off-center smart people. That doesn’t mean that active whoreism in this day and age is a smart idea. Take it from me. All you have to ask yourself is: How many visits to the AIM clinic have I had in the past 2 months?

    But what is a smart idea? To me, being bludgeoned to death on camera is no better than being fucked on camera…so I guess I’m torn.

    Thanks for letting me ramble, Billy. You’re the best!

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