Category Archives: Guest Bloggers

Today’s Guest Blogger — Doron Pepperscone: “Porn Folks Who Don’t Annoy Me”

Super Minion

I’m here at the Manojob.com studio waiting for replacement talent for a porn chick who flaked on us. Who fucked us over? Let’s just say it was raining HER and dogs a few days ago. While I’m waiting for agents to call back it’s given me a few moments to look back on the very few individuals in the business who make my job easier and tolerable. The follow is in no particular order:

Gia Paloma – This super make-up artist is always there with a smile on her face and a work ethic that’s second to none. Her magic lies in that she takes porn chicks from a 3 to a 10 on the “hotness” scale once she’s done her make-up wonders on them. Gia is also what you’d call ” a cool chick”.

Adrianna Nicole – Adrianna dubbed me “Doron Pepperscone” some months ago and it’s stuck. When she’s not talking about bowel movements, farting in public, or dreaming of massaging my prostate she’s giving phenomenal scenes. Again, another “cool chick”

Audrey Elson – She packed up her car and made the trek to Porn Valley. She’s a pleasure to be around and is one tall drink of water.She’s all woman. She came on to me the other day and I said,”Whoa, I think of you as a sister. This is inappropriate!” Ok, that last part didn’t happen but she rounds up #3 on the “cool chick” list.

Harley Valley – I’m in love. Let’s move on

Johnny Fender– He’s someone I consider a good friend. He always manages to make me smile even when I want to punch a hole in the wall. He’s funny as fuck and his pop shots turn girls into walking glazed donuts.

FaceBlaster– When the late Chico Wang was shooting for Diabolic he had a series called “No Swallowing Allowed”. Wang put the call out for dudes to come and drain their DNA on a chick. Faceblaster stepped up to the plate and his loads are amazing. It’s been 4 years since I first met him. He’s also someone I can come to and he is the voice of reason since I can be irrational at times

Mike “Mr Personality” Hash- Good guy. Huge pops. He keeps to himself and doesn’t creep anyone out. If you ever encounter him remind him that he looked great as the Pied Piper.

Ricky D – Good Guy. His shooting skills are flawless and he’s going to make big waves in ’08

The Watson bros.- Both run a well oiled machine in manojob.com, chelci fox, thedicksuckers.com, and no way am i gay.com. They are the most level headed people I have ever worked for in this business. Tony and Billy are the dynamic duo and I’m fortunate to be part of their inner circle.

Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone — “Face Blaster Makes Me Happy”

Dream Theater Mike Portnoy

Yes, the title is a peculiar one but allow me to explain. I’ve been honing my skills as a camera dude by shooting the last few scenes for Manojob.com and The Dick Suckers.com and No Way Am I Gay.com. Billy is out of town and has given me complete creative license on shooting for his sites.

Trisha Rey was in earlier today for Manojob.com (which is rendering as I type this) and she was here to jerk off an anonymous dick. I was about to shoot stills when I checked my phone and saw I had 2 missed calls. The phone showed that super popper, Face Blaster, had called from who-knows-where.

You see, when Face Blaster’s not unloading his ball snot onto some porn chick he’s doing some technical mumbo jumbo for various individuals all around the country.

(Interruption from Billy Watson: clicking on the above hyperlink “unloading his ball snot” will take you to a scene I shot featuring Face Blaster…look at the 4th clip and see how he earned his name.)

I called him back and he said “Dude, I was just here with Mike Portnoy.”

Ok, for those of you who don’t know better to listen to Progressive Rock Dream Theater is in my top 5 “favorite band” list.

The order, in case you care,goes like this…..1-Led Zeppelin, 2-Pink Floyd, 3-Rush, 4-Dream Theater, 5-Iron Maiden. However, Mike Portnoy is makes the #2 spot on my list of “favorite drummers” right behind G-d himself, Neil Peart, and right above John Bonham.

Face Blaster continued, “Check your voice mail, Pepperscone.” I listened to it and Face Blaster was able to get Mike Portnoy to leave a voice mail for me and it goes like this: “Hey Doron, it’s Mike Porntoy from Dream Theater here. Eat my ass and balls! See ya!”

Yes, the man who fuckin’ owns your favorite drummer just told me to do some un-biblical things to him. Seriously, thanks Faceblaster……..I’ll buy you some Rosie’s grub when you get back into town.

Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone — “A Look Back on ’07”

Super Minion

I, Doron Pepperscone, have spent the last few days looking back at 2007. There were lots of highs and several lows. Let’s look back on 2007.

Here are the lows in no particular order:

1 – Working as a content manager for an internet company in Hollywood. I was underpaid and underappreciated. I was laid off and given absolutely no notice. Here’s how it went:

The Owner: “Hey Doron, we’re holding off internet production. We’re letting you go.”

Me: “Oh, when’s my last day?”

The Owner: “Tomorrow.”

Fuck them.

2 – Brian Surewood’s latest troubles. Brian is a great guy and I hope he pulls through this. He’s one of the people that make this business tolerable.

3 – The fiasco with Chico and Haley. Not a day goes by without me thinking of them and my time with them. I’m still in a somewhat shock about it all.

4 – My dad’s health getting worse and worse.

5 – Having to deal with morons on “liquid courage” at a nightclub I work at a few nights a week in Santa Monica.

6 – Breaking up with Jennifer. She was and still is a great girl. I’m an emotional wreck and the entire thing was my fuck up. On the bright side she loved giving me bj’s while her mom was in the other room. Weird

The Highs of 2007 in no particular order:

1 – Getting a phone call from Chico Wang (out of the blue) back in March or April while I was working at the Hollywood Adult Video company. We spoke in detail of how he was going to leave Anabolic/Diabolic and his web ventures that were sure to follow. He wanted me to come back, perform, and edit various other content. 2007 looked bright.Too bad he wouldn’t make it, though.

2 – Getting the night gig as a bouncer to supplement my income. I was making chump change at the Hollywood company and needed the extra cash to get by. Make money while talking to hot chicks and toss out the occasional moron? Where do I sign up?

3 – Taking my 10 year-old niece to her first ever concert. Who did she see? RUSH at the Hollywood Bowl on 7/21, Amazing fucking show!

4 – My brother and his girlfriend recently getting married.

5 – Getting a phone call from Billy Watson back in July. Here’s how it went:

Billy: “Doron!, sup man?”

Me: “I’m ok, just doing the bouncing shit. Chico is nowhere to be found.Heard from him?”

Billy: “No. Listen, do you know how to edit?”

Me: “Yeah, I’m pretty good with Premiere Pro. In fact, I was supposed to edit for Chico before he got into his latest shit.”

Billy: “Cool man. Listen, Cherry Poppens used to be my P.A. I need someone to edit, set up lights, handle paperwork, etc. You cool with that?”

Me: “Fuck yeah! Let’s do this!!”

Billy: “Cool, meet me tomorrow at my studio and we’ll talk further. Here’s the address………..”

Me: “I’ll be there”

Billy: “You get the job on one condition”

Me: “And that would be?”

Billy: “You gotta find out the contact information for my favorite band, Wilco. I want them to do a bukkake with Barbie Cummings!”

Ok, that last part didn’t happen but that phone call took me from being “The Minion” to being D. Pepperscone.

The last 52 weeks have been interesting. The upcoming year will see D. Pepperscone in a new light.

Super Minion

Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone on porno talent

Barbie Cummings

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.

Today, Doron’s talking about one of My Main Most Men, Johnny Fender. Oh, and that’s Barbie Cummings, right after Fender did his thang all over her glasses.

Billy Watson is in his second week of striking. I understand his bank account has forced him to a life of Top Ramen and beans. I’m making it by “toaster leavins'” which you Married…With Children fans will understand. Get back to work, Billy. Hannukah is coming soon and I’ll rent out your studio for rap videos if the money doesn’t come in.

The day to day operations of a porn website run basically the same: Book talent, shoot talent, pay talent, release product. There are many in-betweens in that but that’s how it goes on a porn set. You deal with agents and porn men and women who, at times, have attitude and think their shit don’t stink. Porn “actors” showing up after their initial call time is normal. Hell, talent flaking happens on a daily basis and that’s something the casual porn fan doesn’t realize or care to bother thinking about.

However, there are some individuals in this business who don’t annoy me to no end. I know a guy who is talent and he goes by the name of “Johnny Fender.” Johnny is one of the guys in the porn game who knows what his role is and he never comes to set with a rock star attitude that others have. Fender knows that his entire body is just a life support system for his dick that inevitably pumps in and out of the freshest chicks in the business. He’s always on time, brings his test with him which means I never get the, “Can we look it up online?” shit from him. He also doesn’t creep out the girls or fuck up his paperwork after it’s been explained to him several times. He also takes direction very well and his testicles unleash a popshot that could drown a village. Johnny Fender is used for our sites such as Manojob.com, EatSomeAss.com, TheDickSuckers.com, and Jomg.com.

Fender is a great guy and he can be booked by emailing him at Hardrock_Fender(at)yahoo(dot)com

Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone — “Lookin’ For Luv”

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.

Today, Doron’s lookin’ for luv…ladies, here’s your chance.

Seriously.

“Tha Mad Scientist”, Billy Watson, is still on strike.

In fact, last I heard he was applying for government assistance in order to weather the storm of his latest financial woes. The studio is as empty as my refrigerator the night before Yom Kippur. The last few days I’ve been going through the landfill of tapes Billy has shot on. Fuck it, I’ll cut to the chase…………I’m depressed.

Why am I in a saddened state? Well, the holiday season is drawing near and for some odd reason I’m still single when those around me are dating, mating, and spilling their DNA all over the place. Don’t get me wrong, I’m WAS working for Billy Watson editing such sites as : Manojob.com, TheDickSuckers.com, ChelciFox.com, and others I can’t speak of at the moment. That experience working for Mr.Watson (get back to work, junior) has been beneficial. I got to see the freshest pussies getting fucked on a daily basis. Handjobs and Blowjobs were the norm. However, I’m still single and my testicles are ready to explode with a force not seen since Hiroshima.

Basically I’m saying that I’m on the market and any woman can have the pleasure of wining and dining me at a location of my choice. Ladies, why wouldn’t you want this? Did your last boyfriend know every single line to Robocop? Did your last man cry at the end of the comic book where Superman dies? Let me ask you this: Did your last lover lose sleep over the Mac vs PC debate? I think not!

Ladies, hit me up at DoronPepperScone (at) yahoo (dot) com or fuck it, call me at 818-300-9637.

Tell them Large Marge sent ya!

Today’s Guest Blogger: Doron Pepperscone — “My first porn love”

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.

If you’d like to be a guest blogger, just e-mail me your entry, and if I like it, I’ll post it! Include any images that go along with your entry, please!

I was 14 years old and fell in love with an unattainable woman. I’ve always appeared older than my actual age. For one, I’m taller than normal and I grew facial hair when I was 12. Also, at the time I was into comic books and attended monthly conventions held at The Shrine Auditorium in Downtown L.A. I went with some buddies and made our way to the various tables which had X-Men, Spider-Man, Superman, and other comics.

All of a sudden I spotted a vendor smack dab in the middle of the place selling hardcore vhs porn. My friends dared me to walk around those tables and make as if I was interested in purchasing my first taste of hardcore smut. I took a deep breath, picked up a movie titled “Suburban Swingers” with the late Savannah on the cover and handed the guy $15 all while being nervous but hiding it well.

I was able to get the tape and was a hero to my dorky friends who a year or 2 earlier were having their Bar Mitzvahs. I got home that night and saw this Savannah chick getting nailed by Joey Silvera. The rest of the movie was great but the blonde bombshell was the kind of girl I’d want to get married to in the future. I kept stockpiling whatever movies I could find that had her in it. My friend, “H” was really digging Chasey Lain and we would debate as to which whore was superior. Around that time Savannah took her life. I found out about it in a Hustler and the world,for a split second, came to a standstill. I’ve been infatuated with many other porn chicks since then but Savannah was the first. Is it wrong to jack off to scenes of a porn chick who died 13 years ago?

Let me know at DoronPepperScone at yahoo (dot) com

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Final Chico Chronicle)

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

The Minion’s final chapter dealing with Chico Wang, as well as a whole cast of Porno Characters.

Ricky was brought on board. He’s a few years younger than I am but he has tons of experience as far as web work was concerned. Ricky eventually showed me how to update the Anabolic and Diabolic paysites. No longer did I need Chico to do it, I was now doing it with no restrictions.

Ricky, Chico, Tony, and I made Boogie Nights 3.0 our command post. It was a nice house with a guest house located in Northridge. Chico decided to go full steam ahead with “Minion” Scenes. He would shoot a girl for a Diabolic Video and that same day she would be stuffing food in my face as well as slap me around. Sometimes the girls would say,”Honey, I can’t be mean to you!”. I would inevitably (in character) belittle them to the point where they’d want to kill me.

The Summer of 2004 came and went. The Northridge house was a mess simply from my scenes alone. The infamous “yellow couch” was a shell of its former self. During this time Ricky would come by and pick up camera. He’d shoot some of my scenes which was
a relief since performing while Chico was shooting intimidated the hell out of me. We eventually moved location to a house off of Ventura Blvd but the insanity never stopped.

Chico and the crew went to the Avn show in 2005. I stayed behind but Chico eventually asked me to come along. Chico also had a dog named CAINE but nobody to watch Caine. He wanted me to put the dog in the garage with several cans of dog food for the few days we’d be away. I thought this was an unusual demand but I followed through with it. Johnny Fender and I loaded up his van and made our way to Vegas.

Once there I met up with Chico, who was drunk off his ass, as well as the owenr of blacksonblondes.com and several of his web guys. They were all really cool even when Wanker in his drunken state said, “Hey, look at this fat fuck!”. The next day Chico, still drunk, wanted me to find him a hooker for himself and a friend for $200. He was his usual asshole self when drunk and made it seem like failure was not an option. I made my venture eventually to find an escort who ended up fucking me in her hotel room for $300.

I went back to the San Fernando Valley to find that Caine was missing. Apparently a neighbor called animal control and Caine was taken away. Our dog had been arrested and was doing time in jail just like his owner. Wanker found out about it, blamed me, and belittled me for it. I had enough, once again I was out of there. Luckily Tony T was shooting for Anabolic and needed a PA and hired me, for that I’ll always be thankful. He got extra money in my pocket and it was a big relief. However, his shoots were at Chico’s house and I could not avoid Wang and vice versa. Gone were the days of getting my balls drained. If I wanted pussy I would have to go out and acquire it like every schmuck out there.

A few weeks later Chico brought me back in and things were ok until the big falling out. Tony and Chico were really close. Chico would book Tony for shoots and Tony gave nothing less than a phenomenal showing. Of course like a friendship there was ribbing. Chico would be heard yelling (in his Tony impersonation) “Yeah, Ma!” or “You lookin’ heavy, ma!”

Tony would smile and think not much of it. One night Chico sat down in our office and had a chat with me about Tony. “Tony went through my emails and he’s a dead man.” I was not looking forward to the drama that was going to hit. I thought it wouldn’t get worse than a lot of shit talking but I was proven wrong when a few months later I was fired again after having 2 guns pointed at my head. Chico and Tony were now at war.

Everyone took sides: Tony was sided with Ron and his sister, Anabolic Director SU. Ricky D and John-O sided with Chico as I obviously did. Words were thrown at both sides. Chico was supposed to be doing a site for Tony.Chico was so annoyed that he deleted Tony’s site right in front of me. He had backups of the content which he had me deliver to Tony. Since Tony was Chico’s enemy it only made sense that he was mine. After all, he pissed off the guy who signed my checks.

One day Chico was shooting and Ron and his sister came by. Chico made a remark to Ron that didn’t go over well. Ron shoved or punched a drunk Chico against the door. At that moment I realized Chico wasn’t as invincible as he claimed to be. He was mortal after all.

Around that time we decided to do a website mocking Tony. I was to wear a wig, act Arabic, and mock him to no end. I was going to get head from chicks while snorting. (In actuality it was sugar and a bad idea).

One scenario had me, as “Phony T.” pray to Allah right before getting my cock blown. I also wore an army jacket, had a canteen, a knife, and made absolutely no sense. In one instance (as Phony T) I yelled at a girl for having a huge blowjob rate. It went like this A couch in Chico’s house.

The constant bickering spilled into April of that same year. We were now in a house that was a mile or so from the Anabolic/Diabolic offices. Girls kept coming by to blow and/or fuck me and Chico would shoot camera as usual. He would shoot nonstop for either Diabolic or my site which I believed was going to launch. Girls like Holly Welling, Tory Lane, and Delilah Strong all
were shot for my site.

One day Chico wanted me at that house at 10am and we’d drive together to the Anabolic Office. He was in his room/office doing web work and I was in the den watching a movie on his flat screen tv.All of a sudden 2 guys came in with their guns already drawn.They told me to get on my stomach on the floor.They tied me up and placed a blanket over me.They then called on a third guy to come in. One of the cocksuckers then kicked me in the ribs but it didn’t hurt. The bitch kicked like…….well, like a bitch. At that point I made my peace with G-d because I believed that at any minute I was going to be dead.

They brought Chico in the room where they had him open up a safe. They robbed the place of all electrical equipment: computers, cameras, tv, etc. After they left Chico untied me and the cops were called. We speculated on who could have been behind the robbery. So many people had been burned by Chico that it made a list of suspects a mile long. To this day the crime hasn’t been solved and nor do I care. I made it out alive and karma will get those pieces of shit.

Chico and I had been spooked. About a week or so later he took off for Hawaii with Chanel Chavez. They were gone for a few days and he returned with her. At that point Manuel Laybor and I had tickets to go to the East Coast for a few wrestling shows. Around mid to late May Chico decided to disappear. I didn’t know where he was and people constantly asked about his whereabouts. I had no money to go with on my trip. I was fucking livid! How could he skip town and not pay me? I was doing his job at the office except for shooting video.

He ended up calling me because he needed furniture moved out of his apartment. I got to see him in person and I got paid. Yes!

Things changes when I got back. Tony and him still had beef. Chico would post online that Tony was a “terrorist” amongst other things. I felt as if they would kill each other if they were in the same room. It was now July and Ricky and Tony squashed the beef
which infuriated Chico to no end. If you weren’t with Chico then you were against him, at least that was his mentality. I also ended up squashing the beef with Tony when Chico decided to disappear yet again.

Tony was cool with me and Chico eventually came back to shoot full time. One night in early August Chico was shooting a scene in a hotel room. He got drunk, yelled at me, and fired me for patching things up with Tony. I left the hotel cursing him as I drove home, again unemployed.

During that time Ricky hired me a few times to be his PA. He was shooting for Diabolic and he paid me a very generous amount considering the time I was putting in. Again, Chico and I patched things up and I came back. His drinking got worse and one night he went ape shit on me. He had several drinks in his system and I seriously considered going back to school. It was not worth the aggravation but the paycheck made me put principles on the back burner.

Months went by and he was drinking like it was going out of style. Morning after morning I’d come in and he’d say,”Doron, I’m never drinking again.”

I would laugh and brush it off. Hours later I would be on the way to the store to get yet another 18 pack of Bud Light. I have to mention that there were points in which Chico showed genuine concern for me. If I needed to crash at a hotel he would offer to pay for it. I never took him up on those offers but he did pay for lunch 9 times out of 10. He would also pay for my AIM tests as well as my prescription for Levitra.

In January there was an incident in where the dog we were watching, Anabolic’s Princess and Chris Alexander’s dog Princess, went nuts on a neighbors dog nearly killing it. I required several stiches on my hand and Chico sent me a text message ordering me to put the dog down. A few hours later Princess was no more. I was fired for it and rightfully so. I was out of a job…….again

I got a part-time job doing plumbing work. A few months went by when Chico called me. He had heard that I was going through a depression via Manuel Laybor. Our phone call was pleasant. A few days later he had me come by the house and I volunteered to pop in Sasha Knox’s mouth. It was also at that time that I found out he had another guy, Hung Lo.

At first I felt intimidated knowing I’d be working with someone with a clean slate as far as working for Chico went. Hung Lo also got his share of heat from Chico at various times although it didn’t happen often. Chico had super editor, Curt, editing from Chico’s house. I was able to sit in with Curt and watch him do his magic. I even got assistant editor credit on a few Diabolic movies.

At this time Chico was dating Hailey Paige. My first impression of her was that she was sweet, caring, and in love with Chico.They were gaga over each other. He spoke highly of her even calling her his “bebe.” I felt as if he would have a bright future with her unlike the craziness he went through with Kara Bare and other forgettable porn chicks.

Hailey kept to herself and didn’t really socialize. She would do her job, go home, and pretty much that was the way it was. He would brag to me, in a kidding manner, about their sexual adventures. “Hey Doron, after I fuck Hailey she makes me spaghetti,” was something Chico would blurt out. It was all in jest and I didn’t think much of it. At this time I was chalking up major camera experience via shooting behind the scenes.

I truly miss Hailey and I truly believe she was born in the wrong century. What I mean by that is she was too good for this world. She had demons and it appears she couldn’t shake them loose. In the entire time I was around her she never bad-mouther a single person and she was an angel. Hailey, I love you and we’ll meet up again one day.

I went to work for Tony T and Original Entertainment in August of 2006 as their Production Manager. Chico was supposed to be brought on board as a Director but as usual, he backed out leaving Ron E. and Tony upset. We launched an internet division.Things didn’t work out and in January of this year I was the content manager for a web company in 2007.

As usual, I left that place due to “we’re holding off on production”. Thankfully I was bouncing at a club and that kept my head above water. One day in March of this year I got a call from Chico and he sounded irate at different people in the business. “Sasha did this……fuck this guy, fuck them, I’m leaving Diabolic, I’m doing the net now, etc.”

He inquired if I’d come back so we could launch the minion site as well as edit his other content. I said yes and things looked bright. We spoke on the phone a few times until we met one morning at Twain’s Diner in Studio City. He looked emotionally drained and we spoke of what the future held. The time period was set: I was to come back in early June.

My first day back was at Chico’s favorite Korean restaurant on Topanga Canyon. Hung Lo was being made fun of because his dog allegedly shit all over Chico’s house. We went to Home Depot to get a carpet cleaner. We cleaned the house, Chico had me shoot a chick in a solo scene, and my Minion site looked to be a reality.

He was going to shoot them in High Definition and I was to edit them. He said I’d get $500 a week plus 25% of the site. After all this time I was going to start making great money. About 2 weeks later Chico would be back in jail and his ugly past would surface.

Chico claimed that he found out that Hailey was back on drugs. His tone and manner were erratic and it was a side of him I had never seen. He wanted to book her in a scene and have her humiliated. He snapped at me when I told him to reconsider. A week or so passed and I was shooting the solos for him. He was entertaining offers from internet companies……from what he told me.

He also complained about Hung Lo to me. He went off on him to me saying shit that didn’t make sense. Hung Lo has always been a good guy and always had Chico’s back. For Chico to shit talk him and kick him out of the house was uncalled for but after, this was
Chico Wang.

Then the fateful morning came. It was a Friday morning and my cell phone rang. Hung Lo said Chico was arrested and I thought it was a D.U.I like it had been years earlier. The report was that Chico pistol-whipped Hailey and kidnapped her. Hung Lo and I got a bail bondsman and went to the jail that same morning. I wasn’t allowed to speak to him since you only get a certain amount of visitors a day.

He told Hung Lo to tell me to go to the apartment of the alleged pistol whipping and make sure Hailey and her mother weren’t moving out any of Chico’s stuff. I did as I was told and Hailey’s mother called the investigating officer to inform him that I was there. I was told to remain outside and not interfere with their moving. No problem. I noticed that Hailey was wearing short shorts and there weren’t any marks or bruises that I could make out. After 4 hours they were gone, I left the apartment to go to my night job, and the shit was about to hit the fan.

It was a matter of days before Chico’s incident with Hailey made the porn gossip pages. A few days after that his sentencing transcript made it online. Honestly, it was a difficult read in that it showed that the guy I was working on and off for was a
woman abuser. The transcript painted a picture of a guy who would one day be my boss.

I would never see Chico again. There was to be no internet site.There was to be nothing like that. The moments his past came up and the news of Hailey surfaced I knew his time in porn was done. I would get the constant, “Where’s Chico?” Weeks turned into months and rumors of Hailey’s death poured in. Not long after that Chico was found dead in a hotel room. I’m still in shock.

I have written all this as a sort of therapy. Chico, for better or worse, was a major part of my life for the last few years. I thank him for bringing me into this crazy business. I thank him for making me much more computer savy. I thank him for introducing me to
some of the best people I know: Curt aka Cal444, Brian Surewood, Steve Holmes, John Strong,Tony T, Ricky D, Hung Lo aka Tian D, Gia Paloma, Taryn Thomas (hi gorgeous), Will Powers, Johnny Fender, Faceblaster, and Billy Watson, for whom I now work.

The yells of “Let’s get hammered” and “Giddyup, kid!” I will forever be branded into my head. The girls he brought in to party with me will be on my “fuck list” forever..wow, that sounded fucking lame!

Chico, I’m sorry you felt the need to beat that woman up 10 years ago. However, I guess she forgave you so that means I can as well for the torment. We’ll meet up one day soon……………nekka!

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 4)

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Yes, this is all true: as “The Minion”, Doron fucked — or got blown by — the following list of porn whores. Something tells me the list in incomplete. And someday, somehow, this content will see the Light of Day.

Why did I continue to work for Chico?

His generous bank account afforded me the chance to drain my jizz onto the following porn chicks. If It was just a blowjob then I made note of it. If I banged them more than once I made note of it:

Alexis Sunshine
Aliana Love
Alicia Aghatti
Allie Ray
Amber Rayne (BJ)
Asia
Avy Lee Roth (a few times)
Bailey
Brody
Cassidy Blue
Chanel Chavez
Christina Agave (a few times)
Courtney Cummz
Crystal Ray(pop only)
Deja Daire
Delilah Strong (several times)
Dillan Lauren
Emma Redd
Estelle
Gia Paloma (bj and the infamous “yellow jizz” nickname)
Genesis Skye
Hailey Paige (a few times, RIP)
Hilary Scott (bj)
Holly Wellin (a few times)
Jasmine Tame (a few times)
Jessica Jammer
Joanna Angel (pop only)
Kacey
Kaci Starr (bj)
Kara Bare
Kat – (a bunch of times)
Katie Ray
Katin
Katrina Isis
Keeani Lei
Kelly Wells
Leah Luv
Lexi Belle(a few times)
Lindsay Kay (bj)
Lucious Lopez (bj)
Lucy Thai
Lyla Lei (bj)
Mason Storm-BJ
Milf who I don’t remember the name of
Missy Monroe
Myah Monroe
Naudia Nyce
Paige Turner aka Katie Thomas
Pamela Princess
Riley Mason
Roxy Jezel (bj)
Sativa Rose
Sophia
Staci Thorn (bj)
Tia Tanaka (a few times)
Tina Fine
Tory Lane-a few times
Tyla Wynn (bj)
Vanilla Sky
Veronica Jett (a few times)

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 3)

Super Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Doron’s “Chico Chronicles” is planned in 5 parts, but somehow I think he could write a book here. Lots of broad strokes that I’d like to see with more detail, but hey, like I said — I don’t edit or influence my guest bloggers in any way.

I clocked in a few months with Chico Wang. I was getting web content ready for him and he’d upload it. I continued setting up lights and other tasks that go along with being a production assistant. Quite often he would mock me in front of complete strangers and those in the industry.

Did I make my share of mistakes? Of course. Ask John Strong, Steve Holmes, and Tony T. I fucked up my share of what I was supposed to do. Sometimes computer equiment would malfunction and I was the reason why. In a “normal” world I would have been fired. Then again, Chico had other plans for me and that would include a website like none other.

Did I make careless mistakes as well? Absolutely. You see, I’m not completely innocent but I made sure to treat those around me with some respect………if that means anything these days. In fact, looking back I can admit that I should have stuck up for myself when people who weren’t Wanker would talk down to me because they felt since Chico did it then it was all fair game. Some of those people are no longer in porn and they can go suck a fat dick.

I eventually decided to not participate in the Britney Madison scene since another humiliating scenario didn’t appeal to me at all. Chico and I went to the Cheesecake Factory one night where Britney and her female roommate spent a great deal of time trying to convince me to do it. The late Britney obviously wanted a payday from Chico and Chico would be happy to oblige if it meant 30 minutes or so of footage where I made a fool of myself. Allow me to make the point that I could have said “fuck it” and left the business. I didn’t and I won’t bore you with whatever reasons I still have for not bailing out 3 years ago.

The scene was set: I was at Britney’s pool sun bathing and she came in and oiled me up. Remember, Chico laughed like a hyena and his camera would shake from his laughing. She oiled me up, took me to her apartment, and proceeded to feed me. She sucked my cock and I stuck it in her ass. Before you knew it I blew my load and I beat myself up over more than Chico did. Chico said that it actually worked out better since that footage was to be for a porn jackass themed site.

We had one scene in the can and much, much more were to come. I felt like the future was going to see a minion site that college frats would play on Saturday nights….at least that’s what super editor Kurt once said.

Remember, this was February 2004. It eventually got to the point where I would come into the office and Chico would be showing random people the various video segments he shot of me. He constantly told me that I would get a percentage of the site when it was to come out. He never said exactly how much and you can chalk that up to me being naive at the time. I wanted to believe that one day someone would log onto my site, see the tour, and whip out their credit card to join.

Scene after scene was shot. I had various food like spaghetti, fruit juices, and other messy items tossed onto me while the girl called me an assortment of names such as “small dick” and the ever so popular, “fat fuck”. Chico’s shooting house on White Oak became like the Combat Zone. The infamous yellow couch, which Faceblaster can attest to, was soaked with every performer’s DNA. Chico used to joke that, “You could perform sexual crimes in this house and they’d never nail me on DNA evidence. It seems odd now knowing what I know.”

Cleaning the house after each shoot was a chore but in my mind it was worth it since moments earlier I was draining my ballsack into some chick’s mouth for a site I believed was in the works. Times were not fun.

Around April of 2004 my work was slipping and I became a miserable person. I would come in at 1 and leave by 6. I did the bare minimum and looking back that wasn’t the best way to go about things. Chico was like a sponge……..once soaked with Bud Light. He might have been drunk a lot but he would remember things especially if he could use it against you. For example: Let’s say you fuck up anything. You go months doing a flawless job and manage to fuck up again. He would remind you time and time again of the initial screw up. That’s how he was.

He got fed up and in late March 2004 he suspended me. Little did I know that I’d be back in a few weeks. He could have had another P.A in a heartbeat but he took me back after a lengthy telephone call in which he spoke in a sober manner. I didn’t know at the time but he was given the green light to shoot scenes with me getting beat up by porn chicks (which didn’t bother me. I actually enjoyed it). He would need me back in order to secure that deal and unemployment was a bitch. I would come back to work in April but the landscape was changing. He brought in Ricky D to do web work and eventualy edit for him. Little did I know that Chico would fuck up that relationship as well as many others.

Little did I know that 6 1/2 years earlier Chico was in an LA courtroom on charges of pistol whipping a woman and sexual assault.

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Chico Chronicles, Part 2)

The Minion

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

My name is Doron and this is a retrospective at my time and dealings with Chico Wang.

Anyways, it was early 2002 and Extreme Associates had a whacky webmaster known as “Wanker Wang”. Extreme also had a wrestling promotion called XPW which I passed out flyers for on one occasion. I met Wanker when he was in his office rendering video for their site. He was drunk and didn’t make much sense.

Fast forward to the Summer of 2003 and I had just left my job at a coffee shop. I was unemployed and had always been a fan of porn. Shit, when I was 14 I bought my first hardcore vhs tape from a comic book convention. I had known of a site called Lukeford.com and it’s writer, Wanker Wang, had left Extreme and gone to Anabolic/Diabolic. He posted that he needed a minion and I applied.

We met with Cal444 for some Thai food. The drive to the restaurant was memorable for the fact that Wanker had a bottle of piss in his car which he claims he didn’t know it got there. We ate and shot the shit. I was skeptical as to whether or not I would get the gig. Fuck, who wouldn’t want to be around massive amounts of snatch on a daily basis? He said he would get back to me.

One week passed and then another one. I made several calls to his phone which he didn’t answer.

I emailed him and he got back to me with, “Bro, I like you but I need someone with web experience. If you want the job you got to digitize 4 scenes a week, run errands, and other random stuff. I expect work done!”

With that, I was in!

I was totally nervous my first few weeks. I had just been given this chance to be in porn that any other guy would have died for. Off the bat Chico had me go to AIM and get tested. He said it was for an Oral Consumption scene that belonged to Anabolic Video. I thought it would be fun and getting my dick sucked by a porn chick always seemed appealing.

So we go up to his house in the hills off of Topanga Canyon. Mason Storm was there and Wanker had me wear Depends underwear as well. He has Mrs. Storm humiliate me, make me do jumping jacks, and she urinated on me. I eventually got to pop on her feet and I felt as if I had been a team player. I also believed that this hazing of me would show Wanker as well as all around him that I was serious about doing the porn thing.

I cleaned up and we all went to the cheesecake factory. I felt as if I was now part of something special. I went home to my mom and she had no idea that her good jewish son was humiliated by a lesbian Latina whose girlfriend was watching.

The weeks turned into months. I got to meet male talent that I had been watching fuck porn girls as I grew up. Brian Surewood, John Strong, and others. I was setting up Chico’s lights, organizing paperwork, snapping pics of new girls coming to the offices, and the beer……….always having beer and Marlboro lights for the Wang.

Voltron never missed a chance to poke fun of my weight to industry people AND individuals we’d meet in the outside world.

“Hey, look at this fat fuck!” was something he’d blurt out to a waitress when we’d go out to eat. At first I didn’t seem to care. I was also digitizing and rendering video for Wanker to put on the member’s sites. I was doing 60+ hour weeks with the constant paranoia that Wanker would belittle me during his drunken nights.

My time there was also beneficial in that I met Tony T. He came up in the business right before me and Wanker also put him through porno hell. To his credit, Tony overcame the trials and tribulations of being male talent. Tony was and still is a good guy to me and he’s matured a ton since I first met him 4 years ago. Tony would come into the office and we would clown him on how he would talk during his scenes. Shouts of “Oh my God son, yeahhhhh!” and “You lookin heavy, ma!” would come from the mouths of Sal Genoa and Chico. Tony has a phenomenal work ethic and he’s like train with no breaks on it.

Chico would find his VX2000 and shoot me in zany situations. Wearing Katja Kassin’s underwear and being laughed at by Taylor Rain were some of the torment I went through for no reason other to amuse Chico. Most likely he wanted the acts to amuse his friends who must have felt sorry for me and weirded out by him. At this point I was starting to hate his guts.

Little did I know that he was about to supply me with so much pussy.

Also, little did I know that I had just taken a job from a convicted rapist and woman abuser.