From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way. Which, at least for this entry, is somewhat of a lie. No one from Chico’s “camp” have really talked […]
From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way. The Minion. Pro Wrestling. Being (and not being) recognized as a “porn star”. Can I tell you guys that […]
From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way. The Legend of The Minion hasn’t really made its way out of Porn Valley, but someday his site will […]
From time to time I’m going to have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way. I think The Minion is the best-kept secret west of the Inland Empire…you know: all the lovely […]
From time to time I’m going to have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way. Fourth up: The Minion. Super Minion. Bad To The Mutherfucking Bone Minion. Today, The Minion defines, outlines, […]
The Minion responds to Mia Bangg’s interview: Billy, Mia’s a funny girl. I don’t smell. I shower before each scene in which I place my flaccid pecker in some whores mouth. And if I did, she still blew me despite me “smelling”. Every whore has her price, hahahahaha. Dude, when are we gonna do lunch? […]
IShootPorn: We can start with your vitals – your name – age, weight, height, and all that. And how did you get into porn? The Minion: My real name is Humpty which rhymes with an Umpty. I’m 6’6” and weigh in at a slim, trim, buff, cut, ripped, chizzled, and jacked 330 lbs. I got […]
The Minion quit last week. He walked out of my studio after I told him if his phone rang one more time, and it wasn’t in his pocket (where I told him — over and over — to keep it while he was on the clock) I was going to smash it. Smash it to […]
I have a collection of vintage paperback smut. It’s pretty impressive, if you’re into vintage paperback smut. I started buying them when you could still get interesting titles for $5 a piece or so. “Interesting”, to me, means a cool cover. Because we all know to judge a book by its cover…right? Secondary would be […]
For years, I shot in a studio, the first being Woody’s in KTown, near 7th and Vermont. Back then, I’d come to Porn Valley for a few days, shoot scenes for Blacks on Blondes and Gloryhole and Spring Thomas, sleep in a tiny room after we wrapped, then haul ass back home. In fact, the […]