I got a call from David Cruz, one of the more mysterious agents playing the porno game. Don’t mistake “mysterious” for anything more than it is…he’s just a dude I’ve never met, nor has anyone else I know has ever met; Cruz simply calls directors from time to time, asks if they have time to meet a girl, and — if I do — we hang up, and literally an hour or so later, there’s a knock at my door.
Beaue Marie was a David Cruz referral.
And when I opened the door my jaw dropped. Kinda funny, huh? I’ve been around a lot of great looking porn whores, but I still get all geek-boy horny when I first meet a hot one. After niceties, I asked her to take off her clothes, so I could take a front and back nude, even though I already new I was gonna book her.
Kinda creepy, huh?
While she stripped, I got a boner.
Kinda creepy, huh?
I dunno if it was her super-hot voice (not enough people pay attention to the sound of a girl’s voice), or her natural, strawberry-blonde hair, bright blue eyes, or the Dali tat that ran down her side.
I don’t recall now, but I think she hadn’t shot a scene up to that point.
“Maybe we should start slow,” I told her. “Wanna give a Manojob?”
She did. Here’s some free handjob movies starring Beaue Marie. Now don’t say I never gave ya nothing. (I think that’s the second time I’ve used a triple negative in a sentence, but I’m not sure. They don’t even exist, but since I tossed “nothing” into that sentence, I’m gonna go ahead and invent the triple negative right now. And thank goodness I’ve got loyal readers turned editors to leave comments every time I fuck up my grammar).
Then came The Dick Suckers; she’s dick sucker #115, to be exact. For her scene I sat Beaue Marie down on the sybian.
She liked the sybian very much.
I case you don’t know what a sybian is…well, it’s a $1200 vibrator that Howard Stern uses on his female guests, and it’s an almost-guaranteed orgasm for whomever sits on it. Well, as long as it’s a girl, I guess.
Anways, after Beaue came a zillion times, I had her blow the stunt cock I hired; I had no idea she’d wind up marrying him a few months later…but I’ll save that later.
I hired another stunt cock drop a second load on Beaue’s pretty face. But here’s something kinda funny I thought you might appreciate: Beaue charged me an extra $50 for her facial. The reason why that’s so funny? Well, sometimes porn whores don’t care if they swallow or take the facial, but most of the time they take the facial over the swallow…and if they’re gonna charge more for anything, it’s the swallow.
Beaue hates facials.
She feels a facial is degrading.
Which is to say Beaue’s never taken a facial before.
Of course I shelled out the extra fiddy!
Fiddy — a bargain to get Beaue’s only facial on film!
And after Beaue Marie’s Fiddy Dollah Degradation, Beaue confessed she had never done a black guy. But by the time we wrapped the second shoot, she felt comfortable enough with me to jump in the white van and head to the dirtiest, filthiest adult book shoppe in porno valley to blow a stranger through a hole in the wall.
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“That was so exciting!” she said. “I can’t believe how naughty that was!”
Then she cooed, “I’d be willing to another interracial scene for you.”
“But only a one-on-one. Nothing crazy…like a gang bang.”
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One of the last Rednecks to show up had a girl wrapped around him — Beaue Marie.
The Redneck said, “We’re going to Vegas right after this to get married!”
I said, “how long have you two been dating?”
The Redneck said, “who cares!”
Beaue Marie just smiled.
And that was the last time I saw either one of them.