Introducing Miss Wolfe

Miss Wolfe

So I walk into the door after my trip home from LA. I was beat — really beat — mainly cause I just shot my ass off for the last 2 weeks, and my taxes are due, and I’m nowhere done with them, and my plane was diverted from Phoenix to Tucson due to micro bursts. (I think “micro bursts” are kinda like wind shears…and they can bring down a plane easily). Anways, I set up my laptop and almost immediately get an onslaught of IM’s. Most are from friends, but there’s one I don’t know…and I think, right away, it’s a fan.

That’s right…I have fans.

This, of course, never ceases to amaze me. I’m not trying to be cool, or coy, or anything but incredulous. I’m a porno director/cameraman/casting agent/whatever…so what. Don’t think too much of me.

Or, as Jack Kerouac once said, you should idolize your father.

But why is it almost all my fans are dudes? Well, OK…that’s a no-brainer. And they eventually ask me the same thing: How can I get involved? So when I saw this IM, I just kinda rolled my eyes and was nice.

I was tired, and sleepy, and wanted nothing more than to spend some time with Maggie and my record player. But I talked to “him”. And please note — I’ll interject freely here as I deem necessary.

Session Start (billywatson3:capitolsxaddict): Mon Apr 16 21:15:22 2007

capitolsxaddict: i came across your blog from barbie cummings. i love your latest interveiw

billywatson3: ah thanks!

capitolsxaddict: i love your work

billywatson3: thanks man! i really appreciate that!!!

capitolsxaddict: lol, it’s miss but its all good how are you doing today?

OK — I told you I’m tired, right? So I completely overlooked the “it’s miss” part.

billywatson3: busy busy can’t really talk long…just home from LA

capitolsxaddict: lol, sounds rough — don’t let me keep you

billywatson3: lol – keep in touch!

Um, yea…right. Keep in touch. Not to be a dick, but I’m a dick sometimes, you know? At least I’m a nice dick.

capitolsxaddict: want a pic

billywatson3: of?

capitolsxaddict: me

billywatson3: clothed? lol

capitolsxaddict: yes thats all i have at the moment

billywatson3: lol then sure

You see all the “lol’s” here…well, I’m being nice. And rolling my eyes. Cause what I was expecting was a “dick pic”, cause, mainly, I get zillions of them from wanna-be male talent. I almost put “capitolsxaddict” on my ignore list, but I did that to a fan the other day, after repeated requests of do you wanna see my dick do you wanna see my dick over and over…and, to be honest with you, I felt bad. So I humored this “dude” until I opened those pics and saw her following IM:

capitolsxaddict: i’m in the yellow

Fuckin-A you’re in the yellow. This ain’t a dick pic! This ain’t a dude!! Is this too good to be true? Then I remember what Barbie Cummings told me on the phone just the other day…about the nympho in DC that’s a “bigger slut” than Barbie. According to Barbie, the DC Slut had a circle jerk over her body after a game of strip poker. And, again, according to Barbie, this girl is “hot”.

“How do you know she’s hot, Barbie?”

“She sent me some pics. Billy, she’s way hot. She wants to get into porn maybe, too.”

I think I’ll shut up and let you read the rest of the IM log:

billywatson3: are you in DC?

capitolsxaddict: school in dc now

billywatson3: BARBIE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU!!!! You LOVE sex!!

capitolsxaddict: shes absolutely right

billywatson3: didn’t you have a circle jerk over your bod?? LOL

capitolsxaddict: yes, how did you know that

billywatson3: she told me!! how many guys jerked over you?

capitolsxaddict: five. they all shot their load on me. i had it on my face, chest, stomach and hands. i was a mess but i loved it. i lost the bet so i had to pay up

billywatson3: what was the bet?

capitolsxaddict: well i wanted to see a couple of the guys cocks because i thought they were fucking gorgeous. so i was drunk and we were playing strip poker. i was down to nothing and i still didn’t get to see their cock. so i made a bet that if i won the next hand they all had to get naked. they they said if i had the worst hand i had to masturbate in front of them. of course, i ended up with the worst hand

billywatson3: of course!

capitolsxaddict: most of my exploits are on my blog. i am writing about my first older guy right now

billywatson3: ok, where do i want to start on your blog?

capitolsxaddict: anywhere is good. its all random stuff. i am told my spring break stuff is good

Well, what can I do now except see if she *really* wants to come to LA and do porn, like Barbie said earlier.

billywatson3: would you do black guys?

capitolsxaddict: i love black guys, a regular part of my sex life. usually a thicker dick, makes it so much better, i love looking down and seeing the contrast of my white skin with the dark cock going in me. not to mention i have always gotten off with a black guy

Well, there you have it. I’m half-way there.

billywatson3: Barbie totally got off with her black guy the other night…did she tell you?

capitolsxaddict: i read the blog. very hott

billywatson3: cause if you’re REALLY interested, I can fly you out to LA for BlacksOnBlondes.

capitolsxaddict: thanks sweetie, i will link yours to mine when i get the chance. i hope you enjoy the reading. and i don’t know about the black and blonde porn since i’m not blonde

billywatson3: oh trust me i’d LOVE to have you…being blonde isn’t a requirement

capitolsxaddict: ok. i totally want to eat barbie after a guy fucks her

billywatson3: that can be arranged. and you’ll be paid very well

capitolsxaddict: even if i was getting fucked while it happened i wouldn’t care. i just want to eat her

billywatson3: dude you remind me of Jayma Reed

capitolsxaddict: is that good/

billywatson3: can i blog this right now? i mean our convo and the pics you sent me?

capitolsxaddict: can you block out the face for now. i have a lean body, so my pussy is a little tight naturally so i like to really feel a cock in me

billywatson3: i might just blog this IM log. LOL. edit it and shit…with your pic, blanked out, and a link to your blog?

capitolsxaddict: i would appreciate it. i love hearing from fans

billywatson3: done deal. i’m making it Wed’s blog…

capitolsxaddict: do you want a bikini shot of me?

Of course I would, my love…of course I would.

At first, I was gonna call this blog “My IM from Miss Wolf”…but somehow, someway, I think there’s gonna be some more of Miss Wolfe in the not-so-faraway future…

And just think…I was about to put her on “ignore” forever.

Miss Wolfe

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