I Shoot Porn: So, tell me how you got into this silly game we call Pornography.
Satine Phoenix: I started as a stripper at the Hustler Club in San Francisco. I kicked some habits, had to stop dancing, decided to start fetish modeling, and someone said, “Why don’t you try fetish bondage videos?” and I said why not? I got comfortable being naked in front of a camera. That was at Kink.com. From there I learned girl-girl was ok, and then penetration was ok, and then I moved to LA and started doing Vanilla Porn. I couldn’t help but have some sex with some boys while I was at it. Being a swinger helps!
ISP: So you know all the SF fetish girls I love so dearly: Lorilei Lee, Adrianna Nicole, and Bobbi Starr.
SP: I don’t know Bobbi, but I know Dana Di Armond. She taught me how to douche. Do you know Ariel X?
ISP: Nope.
SP: She’s one of my best girlfriends from SF. Our masochism matches. She’s fucking crazy and slutty like me.
ISP: What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done?
SP: Well, in a nutshell, I like to organize orgies. That’s pretty slutty, right?
ISP: Yea, it is…but it’s kinda sterile. Sterile Sluttiness. You know what I mean?
SP: I got one for you. I haven’t told this to anyone in an interview…yet. When I was 17, there were these two boys. My friends. We were fooling around in one of their bedrooms. They had a video camera; I had an idea. I asked them to tie me to one of their workout benches. They put a mask on me, so no one could recognize me. They tied my arms above my head, and turned the camera on. This was all my idea, by the way. They started using objects on me. In me. In my pussy. I don’t remember exactly what they used on me, but the last one was a toothbrush. We didn’t have safe words. We didn’t know about them. So, I said, “OK, that’s enough!” Cause toothbrushes hurt. Especially electric toothbrushes. I got nervous, and I asked to finish. So I watched the video, and I told them to destroy it. They agreed. He was my best friend at that time. So I left, and then, a couple months later, I’m walking down the halls at school, and all of a sudden I hear, “HEY TOOTHBRUSH!”, and it hit me all like a ton of bricks. I was like NO FUCKING WAY. See, the problem was, I had a mask on…but I didn’t cover my tattoo that I gave myself when I was 15. It’s a tiny Ankh, and it’s so small. I asked the guys about it, and of course they lied and said they knew nothing about it…and then, graduation day. We’re at the back of the line. We wanted to walk in last, but so did The Jocks. We got into a huge discussion — The Theater Kids and The Jocks — and all of a sudden The Jocks started chanting “TOOTHBRUSH TOOTHBRUSH TOOTHBRUSH!” and I started crying. I ran up the stairs, tried to throw a swing at one of the Jocks and missed…and I walked up to a cop who was there, and the cop made me go to the front of the line. I was crying my eyes out as I graduated.
ISP: That’s a beautiful story. I used to be one of those jocks.
SP: Oh yea? I was a “naughty” friend to one of those jocks. He was cool, but he’d only talk to me in class. He told me all his perversions and I’d let him borrow my naughty XXX books.
ISP: I woulda been that guy.
SP: I wish I knew where he was now. He was really hot. I’d fuck him.
ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?
SP: I went to set to watch a friend’s scene. I’d never seen a boy-girl scene. It was a boy-boy-girl scene. The girl showed up, and she was all cracked out. It was one of those dirty-mattress-in-a-room sets. I asked the director if I could sit around and watch. He offered me $100 to sit on camera and watch. I was going to play with myself anyway. So, the guys couldn’t get it up cause the girl was so nasty. I mean she was cracked. So I played with myself while they watched. It made them hard so they could fuck her. So they fucked her…and they filmed me playing with myself. I ended up on the box cover! And awhile later I met up with a friend of mine who was at a peepshow, and he saw my picture on the boxcover, went in and started dropping quarters into the machine, and kept putting more quarters thinking I was going to jump in.
ISP: But you never did!
SP: Nope! It’s fucking brilliant though.
ISP: It really was genius marketing. Put a hot girl on a box cover, and you can sell a crack whore movie without a problem! Do you watch porn?
SP: I do! I love fetish stuff. Lots of beating. Anal sex. Nasty stuff, too. Stuff like outside sex with flies buzzing around!
ISP: So you’re gonna love our trip to the Gloryhole!
SP: Sweet!
ISP: Wanna mention your site?
SP: Satine Phoenix. And soon SlaveSatine.com Satine Phoenix is about me as a slutty fashion model, porn star, and artist…and Slave Satine is about me being a slave and having doms beat me like I like to get beaten…and how the fans like me to be beaten.
ISP: Can I beat the shit out of you right now?
SP: OK!
