Rant n’ Roll.
So today I wake up and take care of my addictions: first, caffeine & sugar, and then the news.
Karl Rove, Senior Advisor and Deputy Chief of Staff to former President GWBush II, has just sealed his second divorce. If you don’t know him, or kinda know him, let me enlighten you: Mr. Rove was Barn Boss over at the Office of Political Affairs, the Office of Public Liaison, and the White House Office of Strategic Initiatives during what could be called the most conservative administration in modern history; in addition, he was a former Republican political consultant and strategist, as well as part of a vast team that, to this day, is The Defender of Family Values and Everything Good & Right.
You gotta hand it to him on one thing, though…he got all the above without a college diploma. “I lack at this point one math class, which I can take by exam, and my foreign language requirement,” he once said. Sounds familiar, huh? It kinda makes sense, though, that someone like Bush Jr would hire a dude without an degree to head up a political team — even at the state level. Political Science degrees are kinda like History degrees are kinda like Justice Studies degrees…which is to say almost every one of my Flunky Jock Pals “earned” one.
Including me.
I hate the right wingers. It’s not cause they’d like to riddle my kind with a sub-machine gun, it’s cause my biggest revenue source wants me terminated. It’s cause they fight for family values after multiple divorces. It’s cause they hate fags but cruise the airport’s men’s room after a long flight. It’s cause they preach monogamy, but use your money to fly to exotic places to bang their mistresses. It’s cause they’re stupid enough to believe abstinence programs in high school work. They’re Name Callers and War Mongers and love to frighten everyone. They want to crucify drug addicts — right after they score. They criticize without following up with solutions. They’re the first to pass judgment and the first to cite Jesus.
And then there’s the Democrats.
Whew.
Let me catch my breath. In the meantime, check out my very favorite poet and one of my very favorite poems.
Every time I hear another Stupid Conservative Hypocrite suffering from Diarrhea of The Mouth, I think of this:
Charles Bukowski
there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day
and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love
beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average
but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect
like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock
their finest art
Anyone that increases the size of the federal government as much as Bush is not a conservative. Anyone who creates massively inefficient agencies like DHS is not a conservative. Anyone who tried to give amnesty to illegals is not a conservative. Anyone who didn’t even try to give people the right to buy health insurance across state lines is not a conservative. Conservative? Bush didn’t try to eliminate the IRS, the Department of Education. He did not stop the farm subsidies. Bush was not a conservative. He was a foreign policy neoconservative and the only “conservative” thing he did purely domestically was cut taxes.
You’re speaking of the religious rights leaders, its them you hate.
Love the site.
The problem is that the religious leaders have taken over the conservative movement. Look at the people praying for the death of Obama. They are the leaders of the conservatives in this country, while spineless whiny bastards lead the left.
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