Lynn Love: It came from my mom’s side of the family. My mom’s got a big ol’ ass!
ISP: Does she know you’re in the biz?
LL: No. She would die. She’s very conservative, very “sex is bad”. She’s just the opposite of me. My mom would literally die.
ISP: What does she think you’re doing in LA?
LL: Visiting friends. I come to LA for a week or two and then leave. She really doesn’t ask.
ISP: Your friends know?
LL: Yes, cause they saw one of my scenes. A scene from 8th Street Latinas. I’ll never forget. I’m sitting in class and this guy walks in and says, “tight work on that new video, Lynn Love!” My heart just about dropped. I asked him, “what are you talking about?” He told me not to act stupid. All the perverted guys in class heard him, and they pulled out their cell phones and searched Lynn Love. They all knew saw it. All the girls in class were like, “ewwww!” They didn’t like it. The guys did, though.
ISP: What are you studying?
LL: I’m undecided. I have no idea what I want to study. Mayne Interior Design.
ISP: Why do you think Twitter is so popular?
LL: I dunno. Cause people are nosy and want to get in everyone’s business.
ISP: Gotta dude?
LL: Not now, but if the right guy came along…
ISP: Gotta girl?
LL: Yes, and she’s my best friend. We do everything together. We go to the movies together, eat together, we take showers and baths together…we shave each others legs.
ISP: Do you shave each others pussies?
LL: I don’t trust her to shave my pussy. She’d probably cut me. She’s clumsy. She’d probably think that would be funny.
ISP: You mentioned you’re in ass training.
LL: Yes. I want to start doing anal — maybe next week. So, I walk around the house with a butt plug. I’ll even go to the supermarket with my butt plug in. I fuck myself with dildoes.
ISP: Are you aware you’ve got a butt plug jammed up your ass while you’re, say…in the frozen foods section?
LL: I completely forget it’s there.
ISP: Which means you’re probably ready for A.
LL: If it was bigger. I need a bigger plug. Mine right now is about this big (she holds up two fingers) — but I need one about this big (holds up four fingers).
ISP: I can invade your colon with my dick.
LL: (Ignoring me) I want to be abe to fist my own ass. That’s all I want for Christmas.
ISP: Who do you hang out with?
LL: My best friend I was telling you about earlier — Vanessa Lee. She’s got a big booty, too. We have this rule — let’s say we go out to a club…if either of us picks up a guy, and we take them back home, he has to fuck both of us. Not just one of us. If he doesn’t want to, too bad. Fuck that. He’s out.
ISP: And you’ve actually had to kick someone out of your house for that?
LL: Oh yea. I chose this guy, and brought him home, and we were just about to start fucking when I told him: “You have to fuck my best friend, too.” He said, “What do you mean?” And I told you have to fuck me and Vanessa. He said he was only into me, and he thought it was weird…and he said no. I called him a faggot and told him to leave.
ISP: That makes perfect sense. He’s obviously gay.
LL: (laughs) And listen to this! If one of us isn’t in the mood, we still have to watch each other fuck. There’s no privacy in our house. One time, she was having sex with this guy and I had passed out from too many Jägers. So she’s banging my head while she’s riding the guy so I’ll wake up and watch. She was slapping my ass and pulling my hair yelling, “Watch! Watch! Look what I’m doing!” I’m pretty sure the guy though we were crazy. Guys normally think we’re too much.
ISP: Can I fly out to Miami and make that decision myself?
LL: Yea…we’d definitely fuck you! We can call it charity work. (She laughed — I didn’t).