I Shoot Porn
: So, out of about 500 (give or take) scenes over at Blacks on Blondes
, you’re rated #1 by the members. Aren’t you special?
Amy Brooke: I feel special. I remember the scene, you know what I mean? I was excited cause I got to work with Shane Diesel, cause I never had before. It was a challenge for me. Maybe not. I mean I wasn’t sure. I hadn’t done that much IR, but I like the fact that Shane and Rico Strong are on my level as far as freakishness goes. And the whole scene felt good…not that it felt good sexually, but that we were putting on a great show. I didn’t really have to “think” — it just happened. I hate having to carry a scene by myself. I also like being surprised when I’m working, and Shane surprised me for sure. I wasn’t choreographed.
ISP: Hey! I spelled “choreographed” correctly — the first time!
ISP: So you’re talking about Shane Diesel’s enormous “pre-cum” cum shot?
AB: Yea, it definitely surprised me, which turns me on even more. How about when I squirted in his mouth, and then he spit it back in mine?
ISP: That was hot. Have you been a freak your whole life?
AB: I was always down to do everything, and very open sexually, but I never started doing freaky stuff til I was, like….16.
ISP: Tell me a freaky story from your teen years.
AB: When I just starting having sex one of my boyfriends loved watching me fuck his friends. He’d bring like 3 friends over, so with him included that would be 4. His three friends would fill me up with cum, and he’d take sloppy fourths. Crazy, huh? Isn’t that weird?
ISP: Actually, no. There’s whole sites built around that fetish. But it is weird that he was a teen into that sort of depraved, perverted shit.
AB: You know what’s funny, these gang bangs didn’t go down at a house, or a “normal” settings. We’d sneak out at like 2 am and go to a park and they’d pull a train on me in the baseball bleachers. Isn’t that weird? It’s a true story! Is that considered freaky?
ISP: That’s a freak show.
AB: I think I’ve taken more dudes’ virginity that any other girl I know.
ISP: Do you have any idea how many dudes you’ve banged off camera?
AB: More than 100 for sure. But I don’t know at all. I used to keep a list. When I was 16, my list was up to about 90.
Gia Paloma, Make-up artist: Did you have your list sectioned off, like a BJ section and a sex section…or if they went down on you?
AB: I didn’t have a “Down On You” part, but I had a BJ section. I don’t like getting eaten out. I rather get fingered.
ISP: If I wandered into your apartment and looked into your fridge right now, what would I find?
AB: Jenny Craig. Hummus and pita bread. And lots of energy drinks.
ISP: So how crazy is it that we went to the same high school…and the same middle school? I am class of ’82, and you’re class of 2005!
AB: I wasn’t even born in ’82! That’s just insane, though! Our high school is deranged! Did you know that? We weren’t even allowed to ride in the same bus with the football players cause we’d blow them, so they made the cheerleaders take a separate bus to games! Oh yea, and I fucked a dude in the ass who went to our school, too! For Joe over at AMA! We’re just freaks! Don’t you think??
ISP: Super freaks! You were a cheerleader?
AB: Cheer just freshman year, then I did Pom my last three years. I like dancing better than doing stunts. Plus, I am afraid of heights, and in cheer they always wanted me to go to the top of pyramid cause I’m so tiny.
ISP: Do you hang out with anyone in the biz?
AB: I do! Sindee Jennings, Sadie West, and McKenzee Miles. Sindee’s my best friend. Ashli Orion, too. And Claire Dames. Those are like my main chicks.
ISP: Talk about a Freak Squad! I mean that only as the highest compliment, too.
AB: That’s good. I like my dirty girls.
ISP: Does dick size really matter?
AB: Um…(thinking)….it depends. I’ve had really big dicks that also happened to be the worst sex in my life.
ISP: What’s on your iPod?
AB: Um…a lot of Bon Jovi.
ISP: SHUT UP. That’s borderline criminal behavior.
AB: Oh yea. And my ring tone is Bon Jovi.
ISP: What Bon Jovi song is your ring tone?
AB: It’s a classic! (She grabs her phone and plays it for me — “It’s My Life”). I also have a lot of country…Allan Jackson, Tim McGraw, Toby Keith, Willie Nelson. Um…I have my workout songs, MIA, Brittney Spears, Lady Gaga, Madonna. Then, like…I have everything.
Gia Paloma, Make-up artist: What’s your guilty pleasure? Like, when you’re in your car and you’re listening to something that’s kinda embarrassing to be listening to? Mine’s Lady Gaga or Jay-Z’s “New York New York”…I dunno what that song is even called.
AB: Justin Bieber. He’s so hot. I totally want to bang him. Is that against the law?
ISP: Isn’t he like 12 or something? So, yea…it’s against the law. Anyways, who do you love to work for?
AB: Evil Angel. And you, of course. And Immoral Productions, which is always a fun day. I love working for Porno Dan.
ISP: What can’t I book you for?
AB: Nothing. There’s nothing I won’t do.
ISP: If Beastie Porn was legal, could I book you to bang a Doberman?
ISP: 50 man bukakke?
AB: Well, I’ve done 20, but yea…50 would work. They tried to book me for a 50 man anal cream pie, but my agent said no. Oh! I won’t do a vag cream pie.
ISP: Why won’t let a dude blast in your cunt?
AB: I’m not on birth control, which I know is crazy. But you know what? The only time I’ve ever been pregnant is when I’m on birth control. Plus I’m a crazy bitch on birth control. I don’t even know who I am on that shit.
ISP: Describe your worst day on a set.
AB: Features. I’m a gonzo chick. I mean sometimes features are fun. I hate showing up on a feature set and I don’t know it’s a feature set. I also hate showing up at 8 am and sitting around until 6 pm when I start work. If I’m booked for a feature, I wanna know ahead of time. And the diva girls drive me crazy. I just can’t do it. Well, I can do it, but it’s not easy. I mean really — who do you think you are? Maybe that’s rude, but whatever.
ISP: Gotta boyfriend right now?
AB: I don’t date. I barely have time for myself, let alone another human being. Plus, I get bored easily…and I don’t like to be controlled. Maybe I haven’t met the right person. I have seven fuck buddies that I rotate though.
ISP: Any way I can get in that rotation?
AB: Of course. You just gotta call me more.