I Shoot Porn: Where did your name come from?
Velicity Von: I made it up. Do you want me to go into detail?
VV: I wanted to use my real name, but my first agent told me that wasn’t safe. So then I was trying to come up with names that rhyme with my middle name. My agent came up with Felicity Faye, but there was already a girl named that. I didn’t want to use a name that was already taken. My agent came up with Velicity Von, and I think she got it from the supermarket.
ISP: What is the biggest misconception about girls who are adult actresses?
VV: Probably that we’re just sluts, I guess. I know we are, but…(laughs loudly).
ISP: Do you watch your own scenes?
VV: I’ve only watched like one full scene. Big Wet Asses 9 or 11. I don’t remember. I don’t like listening to myself is what it is. I don’t mind looking at myself. I just can’t listen to the noises I make. I’ve heard myself and I thought if I was a dude and jacking off, I’d hate myself!
ISP: Does any scene stand out as the most difficult or intense?
VV: My first DP was with Steve Holmes and Erik Everhard, and, um…it was for Jules Jordan. I just, like…struggled with the scene. I thought it was horrible. It was an anal cream pie, and I was new to anal, and I was worried…
ISP: You were worried about what all girls worry about when it’s in the booty…that shit would happen?
VV: Exactly! It was an anal cream pie, and I’d have to push the cum out, and I was worried it would get dirty. I went through a whole box of baby wipes, but I wasn’t messy. It was mental. You wanna hear something funny? I rarely do anal at home, but when I walk on set and become Velicity Von, no problem.
ISP: Your early experiences with sex: Did you have a “crazy” sex life before you got into the business? Ever do a 3-some or a gang bang?
VV: Yes. You know…I’ve done it all. I’ve had trains run on me. (laughs loudly). Where do I even begin? Do you know how I lost my virginity?
ISP: Please tell.
VV: I was 15. Me and my girlfriend were over at a boy’s house. Um, it was him and his cousin, and they were both 15, and there was another dude there who was 18. We knew these boys. I had a crush on the 18 year old. She had a crush on one of the 15 year olds. I caught her making out with the 18 year old, and it pissed me off. I wanted him! So I went downstairs and the two of them ended up railing me. They took turns. That could be why I’m like this, huh? (laughs) Anyways, after that, no one in my high school would be my boyfriend.
ISP: Thongs, bikinis, or granny panties – which do you wear?
VV: It depends. No panties sometimes, sometimes thongs, or else cute little boy shorts.
ISP: Do you like your bacon thin & crispy, or thick & chewy?
ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?
VV: I can’t remember at 10. Probably something like a vet.
Gia Paloma, make-up artist: Every girl wants to be a vet…and marry a cowboy…and live on a giant ranch.
ISP: Have you found it difficult to date people who aren’t in the biz and know what you do? Or do you feel we’re all relegated to dating fellow sex workers?
VV: I dated someone who wasn’t in the biz, and it was horrible. He would put me down for it. I also love black cock, and he would call me all sorts of nasty names. It’s very hard. I was being with someone who wouldn’t let me be me. Now I’m dating a fellow sex worker and it’s good. Perfect.
ISP: So we’re all doomed to date porno people.
ISP: Are you good friends with any other female porn stars?
VV: Not really. There’s girls I talk to, but not really.
ISP: What did you want to be when you were 20 years old?
VV: I wanted to do porn. When I was 12 I wanted to be a Playboy Bunny. The porn came when I was in high school…after I started to have sex. Actually, I grew up in Michigan, and I wanted to be a Déjà Vu girl. A stripper. I thought girls that did sex work were Goddesses to me. A lot of it had to do with the way I’d see guys react to strippers and nudie models.
ISP: If a penis could ejaculate anything other than semen, what do you wish a penis would shoot out during the money shot!?
VV: Anything? Like…anything in the world?
ISP: Yes mam.
VV: How about a big, fat joint. Could you imagine that? Popping out of a dick and smoking it?
ISP: Do you want any traffic to your myspace or Twitter?
VV: I Twitter.
ISP: Why in the world is your Twitter private? That’s dumb. How can I stalk you?
VV: Well, there’s a lot of dirty pics on my Twitter. I put nasty pics up there. I’m an adult…and a girl needs her privacy.
ISP: Oh, trust me…I’ve heard that one before.