I won’t go as far as saying I hate New Year’s, but I’ve only had fun a few times. Once was in ’84, at the Blue Beat in Newport Beach, CA. This cat named Nick Pyzow performed, and I was a complete mess, and I met a girl named Jennifer and made out on the beach.

I think I had fun a few times in Las Vegas, too, when my gambler friend would get us in to the parties some of the casinos threw…in which super bad acts like The Pointer Sisters or the New Blues Brothers performed.

There were a few years when I was a bar room bouncer and worked New Year’s. I actually had fun working, cause on New Year’s everyone pretty much loved everyone else – even their enemies – and the night would end up going well.

I was going to try and tie in a porno story today. Or maybe throw up a few nudie pics for ya. But I’ll just wait till next year to start in with all that…which will be Monday, as in 2 days from now.

Until then, have a Happy New Year. I can almost bet yours will be more fun than mine…