I Shoot Porn: Nikki Hilton! Wow! You’re really petite! And super hot. Tell me a little about yourself.

Nikki Hilton: I’m a Kentucky girl. I’m 23. I’m 5’3″ and weigh 95. I’ve been in the biz a year, and somedays I like being in porn, and somedays I hate being in porn…just like any other job.

ISP: I weighed 95 pounds in 3rd grade. Actually, me and my best friend at that time – a kid named Mark Connelly – had a race to see who could hit 100 first. I won.

NH: (laughs)

The phone rings. I dunno who it is, but, after some conversation, it sounds like Nikki orders a doughnut. And some sort of Starbucksesque iced coffee drink

ISP: Did you just order a doughnut?

NH: Yes.

ISP: What kind?

NH: A chocolate glazed and 2 sugars.

ISP: Oh my god! Three fucking doughnuts?! I know some porn girls that eat a grand total of 3 doughnuts all year long. And that’s it. I mean nothing else. 3 doughnuts. One every 4 months. So you’re not afraid to eat?

NH: Oh, hell no.

ISP: Is your metabolism high? Do you exercise at all?

NH: No, I really don’t exercise too much. I just have a high metabolism.

ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do?

NH: Say it tastes like a cheeseburger when I was doing ATM from another girl’s ass.

ISP: Hold on a sec. Some director asked you to say “It tastes like a cheeseburger” when some dude was buttfucking another girl, and then he pulled out and put it in your mouth?

NH: Uh huh.

Nikki excuses herself. Her doughnuts and coffee drink have just arrived.

ISP: Did it taste like a cheeseburger?

NH: No! If it would have, I would have spit it out.

ISP: What did it taste like, exactly?

NH: Um, nothing. Thank god. It was clean ass.

ISP: Tell me all about your website, NikkiHiltonExposed.

NH: It’s in the works right now. I, um, plan on putting content on there. And basically “normal people stuff” of my everyday life. Pictures of me and my boyfriend, pictures of me naked. Maybe content of me fucking my boyfriend. All the DVD’s I’ve been in. That kind of stuff.

ISP: Your porn name is kinda cool. You combined Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

NH: You’re the only one that caught that!

ISP: Are you into those two?

NH: Totally. They’re hot.

As she answers Nikki is inhaling one of the doughnuts. The sugar one

ISP: Anything else you want to say before I let you finish your healthy breakfast?

NH: I’ve done five guys in a barn before.

She says this in a very nonchalant way.

ISP: In Kentucky?!

NH: Yep!

ISP: On film?!?!

NH: Nope.

ISP: Oh my god! Now you’re getting my dick hard!

Sugar doughnut is down. She now starts in on the chocolate one while telling her story

NH: I was like 17, and, um, it was kinda like 3 dudes at first, then they switch upped, then one popped, and then others showed up, and I just did them all. I was at my work one night and this guy that I had done before was there and wanted to go smoke out, so I was like OK and I went with him. He invited some friends, and I was like Hey, why not? And it just sorta went down. After a while, a couple more dudes showed up. I took them all on. They popped all over me, too. My tummy, my back, my ass. I was a total mess.

ISP: Fuckin’ hell that’s so hot! So is it safe to say you’re a freak in real life?

NH: Yea, I’m a freak.

ISP: OK. That’s it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna run into the bathroom and beat off to your barn story real quick. Do you mind?

NH: Not at all.