12 thoughts on “In Memoriam: Marland “Sledge Hammer” Anderson. Rest in Peace, Bro.”

  1. Very sad. I wrote a short poem dedicated to the memory of “sledgehammer”, and I thought this would be a fitting place to share it.

    “Sledgehammer”

    you could have a steam train
    if you’d just lay down your tracks
    you could have an aeroplane flying
    if you bring your blue sky back

    all you do is call me
    I’ll be anything you need

    you could have a big dipper
    going up and down, all around the bends
    you could have a bumper car, bumping
    this amusement never ends

    I want to be your sledgehammer
    why don’t you call my name
    oh let me be your sledgehammer
    this will be my testimony
    show me round your fruitcage
    ‘cos I will be your honey bee
    open up your fruitcage
    where the fruit is as sweet as can be

    I want to be your sledgehammer
    why don’t you call my name
    you’d better call the sledgehammer
    put your mind at rest
    I’m going to be-the sledgehammer
    this can be my testimony
    I’m your sledgehammer
    let there be no doubt about it

    sledge sledge sledgehammer

    I’ve kicked the habit
    shed my skin
    this is the new stuff
    I go dancing in, we go dancing in
    oh won’t you show for me
    and I will show for you
    show for me, I will show for you
    yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you
    only you
    you’ve been coming through
    going to build that powerr
    build, build up that power, hey
    I’ve been feeding the rhythm
    I’ve been feeding the rhythm
    going to feel that power, build in you
    come on, come on, help me do
    yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
    I’ve been feeding the rhythm
    I’ve been feeding the rhythm
    it’s what we’re doing, doing
    all day and night

    Rest in peace. His family should have that photo etched into his headstone.

  2. I would gladly trade my life and imminent death for his life and death. Dude got to fuck London Keyes and nut in her mouth. Dude got to fuck Kacey Cox and nut in her mouth. Dude got to fuck Lexi Belle and nut in her mouth. Just those three alone are worth having 25 to 30 years shaved off your life.

  3. anon the steroid comment makes you sound like a dumb ass. In your world if a guy is big then he must be on steroids? I bet if the guy is puny he must have aids.

  4. The moral of the story, Gangster, is stop taking steroids. They make you overly aggressive and irrational. Just say mo, motherfucker.

  5. @Rick Derringer – I think you need to seriously re-evaluate your priorities.

  6. @Chris- Steroids make you aggressive and irrational? I bet you read something on the internet that told you that. Like any medical drug you get sides. The next time you get a prescription look at the sides you may get. I take steroids and the only sides i get is acne (which is easily fixed) and wanting to fuck my g/f over and over again.

    The FDA the DEA and the AMA did not want to ban steroids in 1991. No long term medical study has been done on steroids.

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