What It Takes to Party with Kacey Jordan. (Or, Charlie Sheen’s 15 Secrets to a Porno Princess’s Heart).

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1. Mouthwash
2. Soft Drinks
3. Lysol wipes
4. Prescription drugs
5. Fancy bottled water
6. A pack o’ smokes
7. Thirty thousand cash. Or its equivalent.
8. Bedhead After Party Hair Cream
9. Lotsa Lube
10. Ikea’s “Magiker” coffee table
11. Skin Bronzer
12. A lone ring
13. A hit TV show
14. A fire place (in which, during particularly long binges, you forget to open the damper).
15. A large suitcase chock full o’ blow (not pictured).

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17 thoughts on “What It Takes to Party with Kacey Jordan. (Or, Charlie Sheen’s 15 Secrets to a Porno Princess’s Heart).”

  1. You’re forgetting to list that lovely flower vase in the foreground.

  2. Not exactly turningblue. You all are forgetting one thing, he most likely had to pay to be with those porn stars.

  3. Mark G, your comments are always such a downer 🙁 Go find another blog to haunt with your bullshit.

  4. Sorry you feel that way Beulah. I suppose you could argue (in my case) that $30k would be best invested, but you can’t enjoy it that way.

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