Today’s Guest Blogger: Bree Olson

Bree Olson
When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records on one of those small turntables you’d get from the school’s A/V department, while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his favorite records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst of”…until now.

With all the Charlie Sheen hoopla right now, I thought I’d continue with some of my Bree Olson posts from a few years ago. I’ve had some “guest bloggers” in the past, and Bree was one of them.

I’ve got some more Bree blogs laying around, and since I’ve had absolutely nothing to say in a long time, I’ll just go ahead and post some “worst of’s” featuring Bree and the teeny tiny bit of time I spent with her.

This blog’s original air date: November 13, 2006.

From time to time I’m going to have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Today I’m lucky enough to have Bree Olson – Porn Valley’s best-kept secret (but not for long) – and she’s going to blog about her boyfriend, who we’ll call “Romantic Hoosier”.
Dear Romantic Hoosier:

Billy has agreed that he is in the wrong for exaggerating previous blogs and he feels really bad about the stress it has put on our relationship. So, instead of him blogging on me, I have decided to take over and post my own blog…that what I know nothing has been edited or exaggerated.

Baby, I love you so much. I just want everyone to know that you haven’t given me a dime. I am still with you because I love you, not because of your money. You make me want to be a better person. You show me things no one else has ever shown me. When I’m with you, I feel on top of the world – like the luckiest girl ever. I love the way you treat me, and I want everyone to know what a kind, gentle soul you possess. And there’s no one’s arms I’d rather be wrapped in than yours.

I want you to know that when I’m out here in California, all I do is work and go straight back to the Model House. You consume my thoughts. You never have to worry about me getting with the male talent, because they would never compare to you, baby. Not only that, but when they are fucking me, I imagine it is you that I am pleasing, and that is why my scenes turn out so well. The passion felt in my scenes is due to my thoughts of worshiping your body. And when I look into the camera, I pretend it’s your eyes I’m looking in to.

Billy now sees how much I love you and that is why he has allowed me to write this blog…describing to you all my heartfelt thoughts. I have been desperately thinking of ways to fix the horrible allegations portrayed on I Shoot Porn. I want everyone to know I’m going to marry you, have your baby, and – GET THIS – sign a prenuptial agreement!!!

You’re the man will always be faithful to. Baby, I will love you forever!

Bree Olson.

5 thoughts on “Today’s Guest Blogger: Bree Olson”

  1. I am surprised that Bree could put a coherent sentence together, much less be a guest blogger.

  2. I was watching that clip where Bree(Goddess Rachel) was just SOOO tranfixed on Charlie Sheen after they kissed in the news and pointed it out to my sister. She said “Ya know that many a pornstar have been abused by an older person and that is what makes them tick.” Any evidence of that in your observations?

  3. I’m surprised she can even write!……should’ve had her write about molecular biology…..

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