Blame it on Yoko.

Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset blaming porn
Whenever somebody points the finger and starts up The Blame Game, I like to call it “The Blame It on Yoko Effect”.

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you’ve
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before

Hey — here’s an idea: next time you fuck up, and it’s 100% your fault, why don’t you just blame it on Yoko? Serious. Let’s say you’re at work, you go way past deadline cause you’ve been fucking up, and Boss calls you into the office and demands an explanation, instead of blaming coworkers, or your health, or some other fucked up bullshit, just say to Boss, “Boss, I know you’re not gonna believe this, but I blame Yoko.”

Say it with a straight face, too.

Yoko, of course, being Yoko Ono, a woman everyone loves to hate, and who had absolutely nothing to do with “breaking up The Beatles”. We could go back and forth about why and how The Beatles broke up, and I’ll maintain — throughout our friendly discussion — Yoko is innocent. (Any four human beings who are forced to spend every waking moment of every day working their ass off couldn’t make it a year together, let alone almost a decade…especially if they aren’t banging each other (ie Fleetwood Mac (not that Fleetwood Mac achieved anything remotely close to The Beatles (they were just a quick, handy comparison)))).

How come no one blames themselves anymore for bad behavior? Especially when it comes to sexy shit?

See the silver medal around Odd’s neck? Well, it ain’t gold…cause he watched a whole lotta porn in Vancouver.

Uh huh.

(By the way, what kind of name is Odd? Oh! Those silly Norwegians. Norwegia must be a kooky place.)

I’m not defending smut cause I make it; I’m defending smut cause it ain’t the cause.

My very favorite vice of late is The Dr. Drew Franchise: the utterly brilliant Celebrity Rehab…which just followed his utterly brilliant show featuring a bunch o’ whacky “sex addicts”.

Sex addiction is a sham. Avoidance behavior is very real.

Who wants to work a 10 hour day when beating off is way more fun? Especially when you hate your job.

Who wants to bang the same person they’ve been banging since 1986? Especially when that person is 100 pounds overweight and snores like a freight train.

Let me clarify: you can’t be addicted the sex the same way as you’re addicted to chemicals. Sex is an out, which can work out really well, mainly cause it feels good; or, it can work out really bad, cause when it feels good, you can often lose control.

Who wants to deal with the real issue at hand? What would you rather do? Spend hours (and thousands of dollars) at The Shrink’s office dealing with your shitty marriage? Your shitty childhood?

How ’bout a stint in rehab?

Or, just bust a nut or two or three or four or five and carry on with your day?

Then, when confronted on the matter — blame porn.

Blame your addiction to sex.

Just don’t blame yourself for goodness sakes. That’s a sign for the weak and weary.

Why deal with the origins of the enormous pressures athletes put on themselves to win at any cost when you can just blame porn!

To me, Bill Maher is as close to The Voice of Reason we have for this day and age. He went on a Tiger Woods rant during his last show…as well as a rant that’s similar to mine. I won’t rehash, but he thinks sex addiction is bullshit, too; “You want to know the surest way that you can spot a ‘sex addict?’ He’s got a penis.”

If only I had said it first.

17 thoughts on “Blame it on Yoko.”

  1. I respectfully disagree about addiction. Sex can be an addition since it does create a chemical difference in the brain similar to crack, alcohol, nicotine, etc. This is a science fact.

    I do agree, like most other addictions, it is being used as a cop-out. Bust a nut or take a snort or drink or smoke is pretty much the same and used as an excuse for those who do not possess techniques to deal with their lives or circumstances.

    Tiger has/had a lot of pressure so he needed an out. Now, he is not stupid so why do drugs and affect performance? Find a release that won’t cause (short term) problems…

  2. This is the big problem dogfart, ya do not provide answers to the requests and desires of its members … that’s why sometimes I cancel my subscription … I am appalled!

    Brooklyn jade bob was very good …
    Amy Brooke is beautiful but the scene was a little disgusting, she urine on Shane …

    CUCKOLD SESSIONS urgently needs UPDATES WEEKLY AS WELL AS GLORYHOLE AND BOB …BILLY PLEASE …

    SUGGESTIONS:

    1 – MISTI LOVE – BOB, GLORYHOLE AND CUCKOLDSESSIONS
    2 – Jessi Stone, SHE IS BACK TO BUSINESS, IN CUCK SESSIONS AND BROBANG
    3 – ALEXIS TEXAS IN BOB.
    4-MARIE MCCRAY – Cuck SESSIONS, BOB, AND GLORYHOLE BROBANG!
    http://goldstarmodeling.com/index.php?page=modelBio&id=2723 – Cuck SESSIONS, BOB, AND GLORYHOLE BROBANG!
    5 – STEPHANIE SAGE GLORYHOLE, CUCKOLD SESSIONS.

  3. Billy, I miss the old days …

    Bob was really challenging, there were scenes where the girls had done a few scenes and BOB have brought the girls to the Blacks!
    Currently the girl get bob, she has made dozens of scenes with whites and other sites … there’s hardly in the dogfart porno debutantes …

    Jesse Stone is a recent exception

    I remember LYNN PLEASANT, she was very beautiful had done a few scenes with white and there she was in blacksonblondes scene in a very special … big time …

    since then has changed my 4 girlfriends/brides, but not abandoning the bob …

    Billy, where you’re going Lynn Pleasant??

    You could create some space so that fans could know about the girls who have been successful in dogfart and disappeared …

  4. BOB hasn’t changed, my friend. It’s still as “challenging” as ever! Make sure the girls you like do IR before you request them, ok? We always do our best to book the girls the members want to see.

  5. Hey Billy I also like the Dr Drew shows. Sex addiction is kinda new to most people and clinically it’s still being studied and treatments being developed. Remember that shrinks are really treating behavior problems that have gotten their patients into trouble and the patient feels that despite increasing consequence they are powerless to control themselves – so whatever behavior that gets one in the chair; booze, violence, depression, even sex – there may be help with traditional psycho-therapy. Psychiatrists are doctors too and need to hype that ailment that they think they can cure you of (just like the disease of small-breasts and ADD). I would guess that the prevalence of sex and sexual openness in our culture and the availability of porn in general would make sex addiction more common today. Consider that before there was abundant alcohol there were no alcoholics.

  6. Yeah, Odd is a funny name. It means the edge or sharp end of an arrow or spear. We have a lot of kooky names here:D That Odd Bjørn Hjelmeset is a one horny wanker who sacrificed our gold for his seed. But then again, who can resist ppv hotel porn? Så nå vet du det, Billy:)

  7. Friend,

    as this is exactly what is the challenge ….

    Making a girl … not in an interracial girl lover
    black guys

  8. Billy

    BOB has lost it’s way, there’s no more real gang-bangs for awhile and I’m a bit tired of the cracked out whores, could you please do this for me, Billy, i beg you

    my mom 100 on one gang-bang, cum swallowing, anal, DP’s and make her say she’s love black cocks

    my mom in a cuckhold scene 25 to 50 black men take turns running a train on her caboose and I”d be forced to eat all dat black cum

    my mom in a glory-hole session, only have black dicks popping everywhere to where she’s overwhelmed and is almost is tears, um very nice ? eh?

    have Creepy Q watch his sister get gang-banged while he strokes his 3″ to the scene I’m forced to eat and swallow the black mans cum, I’m thinking his sister can handle at least 7 black men, YUM YUM YUM

    Billy i beg you for this PLEASE!!!!!

  9. Hehe, it must be hard being a porn producer. So many wishes being thrown around. Your doing a nice job, Billy. I prefer 1 on 1 with lotsa dirty talkin and when I join Bob for a month every 6 months I always find some scenes to my liking:D

  10. ^^^^Beautiful.

    Anyway, I guess I fail to see how admitting to an addiction isn’t blaming oneself; or at the least how it shows less “weakness and weariness.”

  11. his idiot who posted this message … Billy
    BOB has lost it’s way, there’s no more real gang-bangs for awhile and I’ma bit tired of the cracked October whores, could you please do this for me, Billy, i beg you
    my mom 100 on one gang bang, cum swallowing, anal, DP’s and make her say she’s love black cocks
    my mom in a scene cuckhold 25 to 50 black men take turns running a train on her caboose and I “d be forced to eat all dat black cum
    my mom in the glory-hole session, only have black dicks popping everywhere to where she’s overwhelmed and is almost tears is a very nice? eh?
    Creepy Q have watch his sister get gang-banged while he strokes his 3 “to the scene I’m forced to eat and swallow the black mans cum, I’m thinking his sister can handle at least 7 black men, YUM YUM YUM
    Billy i beg you for this PLEASE !!!!!” is not the true Raf … this is some idiot that is in the wrong place.
    If you do not like interracial sex go somewhere else

  12. LMAO @ Raf. Dude, you have no idea. My sister DOES fuck black guys. I even have a niglet nephew.

  13. who lie to be me.. billy PLEASE answer me
    my mom 100 on one gang-bang, cum swallowing, anal, DP’s and make her say she’s love black cocks
    my mom in a cuckhold scene 25 to 50 black men take turns running a train on her caboose and I”d be forced to eat all dat black cum
    my mom in a glory-hole session, only have black dicks popping everywhere to where she’s overwhelmed and is almost is tears, um very nice ? eh?
    have Creepy Q watch his sister get gang-banged while he strokes his 3″ to the scene I’m forced to eat and swallow the black mans cum, I’m thinking his sister can handle at least 7 black men, YUM YUM YUM

    this is the true Raf… Creepy Q how many niglets can your sister take? i’m hungry

    yours

    Raf
    Billy i beg you for this PLEASE!!!!

  14. How many niglets can she take? Do you even know what a niglet is? It’s a black baby.

  15. exactly how many babies can she take? it’s no black baby? a nigger baby yes? niglet? nigger? like you a wigger or your sister a wigger PLEASE i beg you to have your sister in brobang fucking black babies, they’ll put their fungers in her mouth and talk to each other like they’re in the hood and maybe 25 cum on her face and cum swallowing too wesley pipes must be there for his mouth will never shut up ew ew nasty white girl

    yours

    Raf

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