V. writes:

hey… I have been reading your blog for a while. I think it’s one of the most funniest blog related porn on the internet. I especially like the porn comics. Why won’t spring thomas do an interview or write a blog? and in her personal life does she only date black men too? What are the personality of these porn girls in their personal life?

v.

Hi V.!

Yea, the guy who draws my comics does a great job.

As far as Spring, well, sometimes I think she’s just a private person who likes to maintain that privacy; other times, I think she’s kinda selfish, and if she doesn’t feel like doing something, that’s that. As far as dating guys, that’s really private, and not part of her porno life, so I’ll leave it at that…but I will say she’s not racist.

I think I’ll focus the bulk of today’s blog on the last part of your e-mail – the personality of a porn girl. Porn girls are funny creatures, and I’ve been fascinated by them way before I got into this crazy business. I will admit the fascination has worn off, and I’ve come to the following conclusion: although it’s certainly difficult to sum up any group of people – and much harder to effectively describe a group of people – I can honestly tell you porno girls are about as fucked up as it gets.

And while I don’t mean “fucked up” as a wholly negative trait, it’s certainly not a positive one, either.

I’m a fan of John Locke, the English philosopher, who basically said our brains, at birth, are like a blank chalkboard, and as we make our way through this life, external forces that we come directly in contact with leave marks on that chalkboard, and those marks are what shape and define us as humans.

Porn girls have a lot of marks on their chalkboards, and most of them are nasty, ugly marks; in addition, the same can be said for the male talent in my industry, too. So, sometimes I blame my talent’s unpreditcable, lying, selfish, greedy, self-centered bullshit personalities on that messed up chalkboard.

And sometimes I don’t.

And let’s make one thing perfectly clear: not all the talent in Porno Land are unpreditcable, lying, selfish, greedy, and self-centered; in fact, there’s a few who are a pleasure to be around.

Oh, and did I mention that no matter how much I love to hate them, in the end I still love working with them? And as of right now I don’t think I’d trade my job for anything but a winning lotto ticket.

And I’m talking the big jackpot…not some silly 3 or 4 million dollar lotto.

Hope this answers your question!

Your pal, Billy