A long time ago my little brother was telling me about some of his single friends heading out to “Cougar Dens” to try and get laid.

“Try” is a bad word…so let me start over.

A long time ago my little brother was telling me about some of his single friends heading out to “Cougar Dens” and banging the shit out of “coogs”. “You should really go with them,” he said. “You’re single. You’ll get laid for sure. Well, maybe not. Coogs love younger guys.”

It was one of the first times I started to feel old. Kinda like when you told your grandparents about your favorite rock back, and they’d look at you like you’re speaking Latin to them.

“What the fuck is a Coog?!” I asked.

He laughed at me. “Coogs. Cougars. They’re middle-aged women, and they’re on the prowl!”

He was serious.

Middle-aged women don’t fuck around then it comes to sex. You probably know this already; whereas younger chicks run in pairs and triplets just to “watch out” for each other (cock block), Coogs are lone wolves.

And they’re out for one thing: Younger Dick.

Did I mention I got to work with The #1 Coog in the Whole Wide World — Nina Hartley?

Check her out! Doesn’t she look great?! It was really cool to talk with Nina. I love the history of my biz, and Nina’s got some great stories. And she fucks with the best of them, too.

India Summer was another hot Coog I shot. She played a nurse, and she treated poor Ice Cold…cause he had a Dick Ache.

Don’t ya just love cheezy porno story lines?

Blacks on Blondes to Blacks on Cougars …what in the world could possibly be next next?!

Just wait, my friend.

Just you wait.