The Jedi Knight writes:
Do you know anything about the girl “Jenny Reeder” who appeared a few updates ago on Gloryhole? I’ve never seen her before in anything, and she’s gorgeous. Does she go by any other names, or was it just a one-off thing?
Mr. Jedi Knight:
The Free Dictionary.com defines a gloryhole as “The an untidy cupboard or storeroom”.
In glass making, it’s “an auxiliary furnace for reheating glass that has cooled during offhand blowing”.
¡No way José!
All Words.com defines it as “originally, a hole in a mineshaft where an orebody is mined upwards until it breaks through the surface into the open air.”
Die.net says it’s a “small locker at the stern of a boat or between decks of a ship”.
The Urban Dictionary gets it right: “A small hole drilled into men’s room dividers to provide access for sexual activity”.
The second definition Urban Dictionary offers up is even better: “A small hole in the wall usually found in men’s restrooms or adult book/video shops meant for one man to stick his dick in and another man (or woman) to give head. It is used for both people to stay anonymous.”
Glory holes are now a world-wide phenomenon. Don’t believe me? You can even get a translation of its wonders in Vietnamese!
Căn phòng bề bộn bẩn thỉu!!!
With that said, once upon a time there was a girl who got on a bus in Ohio and jumped off in Los Angeles, California.
Her name was Jenny Reeder.
To act in dirty movies.
I got her phone number through a B-Level porno agent whose name I won’t mention here, only because it doesn’t really add much to the story.
She showed up at my studio on a bright, sunny day. She was friendly and cute and I decided immediately to see if she’d be up for jumping into my big white van and traveling to the newest, cruisiest glory hole my PA Doron Pepperscone had just recently discovered.
Not “cruisy” but “cruisiest”.
As in “to cruise”.
That’s how they’re classified on the internet.
A lot of people think gloryholes are fake; trust me, they’re not.
Google something like “glory hole” or “cruisy glory hole” and see what you come up with. I found this FAQ on “gholes” within 10 seconds. Here’s another glory hole guide that’ll clear up any misconceptions that these places aren’t real.
Anyways, I told Jenny all about the glory hole. She was nervous at first, but also very excited about doing some so “naughty” — her words.
So off we went. The wait was long, but it was worth it. About an hour into our wait, Jenny was rewarded with about a foot (or so) of black dick.
A few white ones popped through, but she’s very picky about her naughty behaviors.
Funny how the white girls always wait for black cock to come through the hole…and the back girls always wanna taste vanilla!
Anyways, Jenny sucked it first and then decided to give the lucky SOB a “quickie” just because she had never experienced such a massive dick.
The dude must have been really excited, too, cause he blasted all over the place.
On the way home Jenny said, “I can’t believe I just did that. It was so dirty and wrong!”
I guess that means it was a one-off thing…at least as far as future trips to glory holes go.
Finally, with most porno actresses, most jump back on that bus back home as quickly as they got off it only weeks (or months) earlier.
And they’re out forever — leaving their fans wondering.
And themselves thinking — what the fuck what I thinking of when I made those dirty movies!?