IShootPorn: Remember two weeks ago Phoebe? I shot you for Blacks On Blondes, and a cuckold wore a Mexican wrestler’s mask and jacked his little dinky while you fucked Brian Pumper??
Phoebe: Hell ya I do. He had to jack off cause he can’t have none of this.
ISP: So, if I told you, like this time last year that you’d get paid big money to fuck a black dude while a small-dicked whiteboy in a wrestler’s mask watched, what would you have said?
P: You’re out of your mind. No way!
ISP: You’re smart…seriously. We’ve talked about this. You graduated high school with almost a 4.0. What in the world are you doing fucking on film?
P: Child photography. I know this sounds bad, and it’s not what you think. I was a photographer, taking pictures at the mall. Family pictures. And working 2 days a week wasn’t enough, so I used my talent for bigger and better things. No pun intended.
ISP: I’m confused. You took pics of people having sex?
P: No! My myspace account said I was a photographer, and someone in the porn industry e-mailed me about my profession, and wanted to know if I could make more money. I’m always interested in more money, and it turned out to be porn, and here I am, working in front of the camera instead of behing.
ISP: So let me see if I got this right. Some dude e-mailed you off your myspace, and asked if you’d fuck for money, and you went and meet him, and that’s that??
P: No. I was skeptical. I didn’t believe I’d make $500 having sex with a guy on film. So, I met him at a corporate restaurant, he bought me dinner, explained everything, and that he wasn’t lying, and I did it.
ISP: So let me see if I got this right. Some dude e-mailed you off your myspace, and asked if you’d fuck for money, and you went and meet him, and that’s that??
P: Yes!
ISP: What was it like?
P: He’s a cock whore. All he wanted was a blowjob. We’d fuck for 5 minutes and he’d want me to suck him again.
ISP: What’s a cock whore? Cause that sounds kinda gay to me.
P: He’s greedy with his dick. He loves bj’s.
ISP: Let’s talk about something completely different. Name your favorite film.
P: Sleeping Beauty.
ISP: Your favorite TV show?
P: Charmed. That’s where I got my name, Phoebe! Alyssa Milano’s character name.
ISP: Favorite song or band.
P: Hmmmm. Poetically Pathetic by Amber Pacific. It’s emo.
ISP: Hey! I just learned about Emo the other day. My friend Noah told me about it.
P: “So why should I take your hand when I can’t promise happy endings.”
ISP: That’s pretty emotional.
P: That’s pretty emo!
ISP: What’s the dumbest thing a director’s ever asked you to do?
P: Jeez! (laughs) – Crap. There’s a lot. Um. I had to eat ranch dressing off a guy’s dick.
ISP: Nice! Anything else you’d like to add before I take you into my little room and fuck you silly?
P: To any girl out there looking to get into porn…don’t be ashamed! Let what you do best come naturally, cause you will get paid for it!
ISP: That’s nice!
P: Change the “come” to “cum” please!
ISP: Um, ok…To any girl out there looking to get into porn…don’t be ashamed! Let what you do best cum naturally, cause you will get paid for it!
