Barney, the Telle-Tubbies, Huffalumps…and Julia Bond.

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When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” of…until now.

This blog’s original air date: September 16, 2005

I had lunch today with Julia Bond and her manager, bodyguard, and Supa Dupa Luva DJ Fingaz. I use the adjective “supa dupa luva” totally out of respect for Fingaz, cause, well…in order to be Julia Bond’s boyfriend, you gotta be supa dupa in the sac.


Well, maybe not. I mean I dunno. I do know Fingaz is an internationally known DJ who’s worked with just about every Hip-Hop name you can come up with.

Julia Bond is the hottest new porn starlet since maybe Jenna.

I’m being serious now: Julia reminds me of Bella Donna in the sense that a camera does either no justice. Sure, they look great in pictures — Julia even more so than Bella — but in person, they’re both mind blowing. And for being a barely-legal, Julia Bond’s scenes hold their own against almost anyone working the circuit today. I can’t imagine what they’re gonna be like a couple years from now if she stays in the game.

So what’s a porn starlet order for lunch? Steak (well done) with potatoes and veggies and a vanilla shake, of course. (When a chocolate shake arrived instead, she was told there are no vanilla shakes…which was weird. Why chocolate and no vanilla?)

Conversation ranged from Fingaz international travels spinning to Julia’s childhood obsession with Barney, the Telle-Tubbies, and Huffalumps.

“I used to beat off to the Tubbies and Barney when I was a kid,” she giggled. “And my sister caught me humping my Huffalump. After that, I quit.” She especially liked the satin side of Huffalump, cause it was sooooo soft.

Enough. I was lucky enough to shoot Julia seven times. Her scene on Spunkmouth turned out great. She was a total sport, even going as far as eating spunk off a plate.

Over at Jizz On My Glasses, she blew a gigantic black dick in her super hot bikini…which eventually came completely off, so I guess she didn’t really suck the dude off in her bikini.

I just prepped her scene on Spring Thomas, and I think she’s live on BlacksonBlondes and Gloryhole.


Oh! I almost forgot…I’m getting ready to launch a handjob site, and she’s on that, too.

After all this I wanna be a Huffalump for Halloween.

And ring Julia’s doorbell.

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