From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.
Since I’m still holding strong with my Brethren on Strike, I’m having Doron Pepperscone take over the blog for a while. He used to be The Minion, but, like Jekyll and Hyde, Doron goes back and forth between alter-egos. He’s now calling himself Doron Pepperscone, cause that’s what Adrianna Nicole calls him.
Today, Doron’s talking about one of My Main Most Men, Johnny Fender. Oh, and that’s Barbie Cummings, right after Fender did his thang all over her glasses.
Billy Watson is in his second week of striking. I understand his bank account has forced him to a life of Top Ramen and beans. I’m making it by “toaster leavins'” which you Married…With Children fans will understand. Get back to work, Billy. Hannukah is coming soon and I’ll rent out your studio for rap videos if the money doesn’t come in.
The day to day operations of a porn website run basically the same: Book talent, shoot talent, pay talent, release product. There are many in-betweens in that but that’s how it goes on a porn set. You deal with agents and porn men and women who, at times, have attitude and think their shit don’t stink. Porn “actors” showing up after their initial call time is normal. Hell, talent flaking happens on a daily basis and that’s something the casual porn fan doesn’t realize or care to bother thinking about.
However, there are some individuals in this business who don’t annoy me to no end. I know a guy who is talent and he goes by the name of “Johnny Fender.” Johnny is one of the guys in the porn game who knows what his role is and he never comes to set with a rock star attitude that others have. Fender knows that his entire body is just a life support system for his dick that inevitably pumps in and out of the freshest chicks in the business. He’s always on time, brings his test with him which means I never get the, “Can we look it up online?” shit from him. He also doesn’t creep out the girls or fuck up his paperwork after it’s been explained to him several times. He also takes direction very well and his testicles unleash a popshot that could drown a village. Johnny Fender is used for our sites such as Manojob.com, EatSomeAss.com, TheDickSuckers.com, and Jomg.com.
Fender is a great guy and he can be booked by emailing him at Hardrock_Fender(at)yahoo(dot)com