Interview with a Porn Star (#87): Kerry Louise

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I Shoot Porn: You’re about done with the porno game. In fact, I just shot your last two B/G scenes today for Blacks on Blondes and Gloryhole. Only some G/G scenes for your site back home. So it’s safe to say you’ve officially retired?

Kerry Louise: Yes. It’s been a hectic, mad two years. I’m in England, then I’m in America. Non-stop. Lots of slutty porn and massive dicks. Lots of dead children, too. That’s what I call spunk…it’s my beautiful saying. “Dead Children”.

ISP: Do you feel porn exploited you for the last two years of your life? Or, as Johnny Rotten said to the crowd at the “last” Sex Pistols show — do you feel cheated?

KL: No way! I’ve gotten to travel, explore my sexuality, and live a life I wouldn’t have been able to live.

ISP: I love it when girls leave this business with positive experiences.

KL: I don’t have any regrets in life. Everything I’ve done has made me who I am. Porn’s been able to put me on the path to open my own gym and become a personal trainer, which is what I’ve always wanted to do.

ISP: In other words, porn didn’t exploit you…you exploited porn.

KL: Exactly. I’ve used it to get where I want in life.

ISP: It’s so funny how many girls get into this business to do just that…then squander their money and figure out a way this business has turned them into a “victim”. What made you want to open and gym and be a personal trainer?

KL: I like to help people and enable them to look and feel good about themselves. Also, my goal is to be a competitive bodybuilder.

ISP: What turned out to be your favorite scene over the last two years?

KL: The humiliation stuff. I did a Cum Disgrace scene with Porn Pros that is one of my favs. I love getting messy and being filthy. The extreme stuff.

ISP: What’s your damage?

KL: I have zero damage. I wasn’t sexually abused or raped growing up. People say this on Twitter, and I find that silly. So because someone has a sexually-oriented job means they were abused as a child? That’s bullshit.

ISP: What’s something a partner can do that pleases you almost all the time?

KL: I like rough sex. I like to be choked out and spat upon. I just like to be treated like a slut while I’m being fucked. I like it when my partner upsets me during sex; for example I like rape sex. Dragging me around. Being called filthy names. All that. It’s funny how this business makes you have crazy sexual desires. Normal sex is standard, everyday, twice-a-day sex. Like work sex.

ISP: Work sex?

KL: Like being at work. Being on a porn set.

ISP: What do you get out of blogging?

KL: I find it as my way of letting out everything I think. I like to let people know what I’m up to.

ISP: What do you get out of Twitter?

KL: I get to voice my opinion…quite a lot. And when people piss me off, I get to tell them about it. I love to tell The Keyboard Warriors off when they say something about porn girls.

ISP: Why are British girls so fuckin’ filthy?

KL: We just are. Do you think we’re more filthy than American girls?

ISP: Absolutely. I think all European girls are.

KL: I think all European girls are filthy. You’re right. I think the Eastern Europeans are filthier than the all of us. And I have no idea why.

ISP: I bet it has something to do with the cold weather. While you were in porn, what couldn’t I book you for?

KL: Anal.

ISP: How come?

KL: I don’t do it on set, but I do it in my private life. Honestly, I don’t think I’d be able to handle the guys’ dicks in porn up my ass.

ISP: What’s something no one’s ever asked you before?

KL: I don’t know. That’s suck a broad question.

ISP: How do you prefer your eggs?

KL: Perfect! No one’s ever asked me that before in a porno interview. I’m always up for randomness! I like my eggs fried.

ISP: You’re developing a site. What’s makes it different from all the other solo/porno girl sites out there?

KL: It’s a messy sex site. Lotsa food while fucking. The messy stuff…but I need ideas for my site!

The Minion: Stay away from maple syrup.

KL: OK! So mustard, ketchup, ice cream?

The Minion: Ice cream sounds good right about now.

ISP: I’ve got an average, 6 inch ween. Any way I can stick it up your bum?

KL: Nooo! You probably can’t afford my ass anyway.

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11 thoughts on “Interview with a Porn Star (#87): Kerry Louise”

  1. Billy!! How could you interview this girl and not ask the one question that’s on all our minds?? Are they real?!?!

  2. I didn’t think British girls could get that tan, must be spray on. Krylon? Rustoleum, maybe? She’d probably look much more at home in L.A.-better yet, Wildwood, New Jersey- than Stratford-upon-avon or whatever grandiose sounding town in the U.K. she hails from. That dead children comment doesn’t sound right, especially because she has to explain it. I could just imagine hearing it in person. Other than that she seems like a pretty cool chick though.

    Hey Billy, did you watch Exit Through the Giftshop yet?

  3. Broadstreetbully, British girls can’t get that tan, but tans can also be natural – your ethnic background can also be a factor.

  4. ISP: …. While you were in porn, what couldn’t I book you for?
    KL: Anal.
    ISP: How come?
    KL: I don’t do it on set, but I do it in my private life. Honestly, I don’t think I’d be able to handle the guys’ dicks in porn up my ass.

    That’s like sayin’ all her boyfriends have a small dick….
    That’s not nice!!!

  5. @Mark G- Yeah, I was half joking when I said that. She doesn’t really look ethnically English does she? At least, she doesn’t have the stereotypical English facial features, pasty skin that doesn’t tan, sharp chin, sharp nose. She definitely wouldn’t look at home in one of those victorian oil paintings.

  6. I’m a straight(ish) girl, so I’ve never really been a ‘fan’ of a female pornstar but I love Kerry Louise! Her personality is great, representing for us British girls–love it. 😉 Good luck with your gym Kerry, I will definitely be booking an appointment to get trained by you if it means my bod will look as good as yours!

  7. Some Brit girls are filthy, but there is no way you can call KL filthy. If she was she’d have taken it up the ass by now. Same as the rest of Brits in the US right now- no anal; The same boring scene over and over again. Not even swallowers. Yawn.

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