The Honkey writes:
whats up, all of you at west coast, Im a big fan of your interracial porn. You guys are doing a great job of getting hot white girls to submitt to black dudes, and its crossed over big time in all the cities and suberbs. I know a lot of Italian and russian girls that are giving it up to the brothas on the down low and on the up an up. I talk to this hot italian chic, were cool, and she tells me shes been on craigs list looking for a black guy to pop off in her ass and mouth. She the brunette to the far right. She said if I can help her find a brotha shell let me watch her get fucked or jerk me off with her feet. Man im askin you to hook up this honkey and sighn her up, ill take the left overs after she gets spunked in the ass and mouth. i will take What ever she will give me on camera or off, ive been cool with her for 8 years now and you cant touch her unless you have money or you black dude packin a pistol. even if she doesn’t want to go threw with it on film, hook me up with a jerk off spot in one of your flicks i love to see white girls get pounded by the more dominent male species. ill sit there in the corner and jerk my little pencil dick off while one of the brothas is diggin into a piece of hot white meat. I live in NYC, ill fly over to the west coast for that assighnment and you dont have to pay me. ill do it for free. write back and let me know whats up.
Dear Honkey –
Here’s what’s up: your e-mail may surprise some, but, oddly (or strangely…or sadly) enough it doesn’t surprise me. See, I get to read a lot of the fan mail that comes to Blacks on Blondes, and Spring Thomas, and Gloryhole, and some of the other interracial porn sites I shoot for, and, well…a TON of them are almost exactly like yours.
Sometimes it’s the wife, or the girlfriend, but like I said, there’s a whole lotta Honkeys like you trying to get their gal sick with some o’ dat Jungle Fevah, yo.
My reaction is three fold:
1) You’re drunk, or high, or drunk and high, and it’s 3 am, and you’re horny, and you haven’t busted a nut yet, and you’re looking at a pic of a girl you may or may not know, and you’re in fantasy mode, and part of that fantasy is actually writing the e-mail to me, or Blacks on Blondes, which, once you hit the “SEND” button on your e-mail software, should do the trick…now go clean up.
2) You’re drunk, or high, or drunk and high, and it’s 3 am, and you’re horny, and you’re pissed that your chick just broke up with you recently, and she’s actually the pretty brunette you’re speaking of, and this is part of your revenge fantasy, which, once you hit the “SEND” button on your e-mail software, should do the trick…now go clean up.
3) You’re drunk, or high, or drunk and high, and it’s 3 am, and you’re horny, and you’re about to ask your girlfriend to live out a fantasy of yours, which is to bang a black dude while you watch, so you’re fishing a bit and thinking an e-mail to me might actually work, which, once you hit the “SEND” button on your e-mail software, should do the trick…now go clean up.
I’m betting Number 1 is the truth here, mainly cause any chick in the world – even super duper ugly ones – can get laid without resorting to Craigslist.
Number 2 might be it, but I don’t think so.
And if I hit the jackpot with Number 3, my advice to you is don’t: some fantasies are left being just that. Make her talk like a dirty truck driver to you while you guys do it, make say she’s worships black dick (any dialogue along those lines will work splendidly) but don’t go through with it my brotha…cause every single person I know that’s gone there wishes, eventually, that they didn’t go there – for lots of different reasons, none of which being the girl turned into a black cock whore and never wanted to be with Honkies like us again.
In addition to your cuckold fantasy, you’re a foot fetish dude, too; from my days shooting porno and reading porno related e-mails all I can tell you is there’s a whole lotta cuckolds and foot worshippers.
I’d stick to having girls jerk you with their sweet little toesies, my friend.
Yours – Billy