Kinda ballsy in this climate — starting a new website. Anyway, I thought for a second. “How about an interracial foot job site? I don’t think there’s many of those around. Call it “WhiteFeetBlackMeat.com.”
“That would be kinda cheap to produce…I like it, but I want something dirtier. Really dirty.”
“How dirty?” I asked.
“Depraved. Completely wrong. Something that’s highly offensive and lacks any and all merit…beyond jerk-off material.”
I agreed. “That’s what it takes to sell nowadays,” I said.
So I went to my old stand by…one that I’ve voiced many times, but no ones ever really produced — to my knowledge. “Black dudes doing Asians. The teeniest, tiniest little Asian girls we can find. Call it SpooksonGooks.com.”
“I don’t think VISA will let that fly. Anything else?”
I was stumped.
“Tell me what you think about this,” he said. I winced as he blurted out, “Let’s have dads forced to watch their daughters bang negroes.”
“So we’ve got the dad in a cuckold role?” I said.
He answered, “In a sense, yea.”
I asked, “Are the negroes angry…like The BroBangers?”
“No. Make them smart. They’re the boss. They’re in charge.”
“How do we force the dads to stick around and watch as their daughters are getting plowed? I mean any did I know would pull out a gun and start shooting up the place.”
We went over a few scenarios; the best one was to put the daughter/father team in a “counseling session”. A session that would be started by a white guy, and after a few minutes the white doctor would call in his associate. The associate would be the black dude, and that’s when the fireworks would start.
“Give the doctor a smart name,” my boss said.
“How’s Dr. Harvard? That’s the smartest name I know.”
“Great. Go online and print out a diploma and put it on his desk. Make the girls barely-legal, and make sure they’re smart alecs. And no matter what dumb shit comes out of their mouth, have Dr. Harvard agree with them. The daughter is always right. Then, march in the associate, exit Dr. Harvard, and have her get railed.”
As I shot the scenes to start the site, the scenarios expanded, but the theme remained the same: pure, unadulterated filth; its sole function is masturbatory fodder.
And, as always, only the very best fodder at that.