Interview with a Porn Star (#72) — Andy San Dimas

I Shoot Porn: Please explain the origin of your name.

Andy San Dimas: I made it up in high school. I wanted to do porn before I ever had sex. So I’d think of stupid porn names while I was not working in class. I’d write them down in my notebook instead of taking notes. San Dimas was the town where Bill and Ted lived.

ISP: In their Excellent Adventure!

ASD: Exactly! And Andy is the name of the little boy — Andy Barclay — from Child’s Play.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

ASD: I wanted to be a ventriloquist. I’m not even lying. For career day I brought my dummy with me, and I”d did a report on Jim Henson — even though he wasn’t a ventriloquist.

ISP: What was your dummy’s name?

ASD: It was a replica of Howdy Doody, so it was just Howdy Doody. I didn’t have a dummy of my own, which was unfortunate.

ISP: Were you popular in high school?

ASD: With girls — no.

ISP: What were your early sexual escapades like?

ASD: I was an exhibitionist from a young age. I wasn’t really slutty, but I liked having sex in front of people, or in a room were everyone was having sex. We’d have slumber parties when we were like, 15, and there’d be like 4 of my girlfriends, and we’d all have our boyfriends over and fuck in the same room.

ISP: Lights on or off?

ASD: Well, off mostly, but we’d always play music and the light from the stereo system made it so you could see.

ISP: Who’s boyfriend had the biggest dick?

ASD: Not mine.

ISP: Name a couple of things a man can do to you now that you enjoy almost all the time.

ASD: Hmmm. This is hard because I like just about everything. Except getting fucked in the ass. My boyfriend won’t slap me in the face, even though I ask him to.

ISP: Is the sex in your movies typical of the sex you like to have in your private life?

ASD: No. The sex I have in my private life is intense and hard and really good, but I only fuck my boyfriend in my private life. In my private life, love is involved.

ISP: What is your worst porno experience?

ASD: There’s so many bad ones. There’s a lot of good ones, too, but yea…probably this guy who had blood-oozing sores on his lips, and he kept asking to lick my pussy, and he just kept asking…over and over. It got to the point where I had to get the director to tell him no kissing and no oral sex. After it was all said and done, I was OK with everyone…but still. Oh, I had my suitcase stolen once. That sucked.

ISP: If not an adult actress, what else would you do for work?

ASD: I’d love to make dolls. I’d be living somewhere random, like Toronto. I’ve always wanted to live in Canada. I know I’d being doing something weird — whatever it is — like working in a video store. I’ve worked in lots of those.

ISP: Would you perform if it paid half of what it does now?:

ASD: Yes. But I probably shouldn’t say that. I’d still rather be doing porn than anything else.

ISP: You just kinda mentioned this earlier, but let’s get specific: in front of the camera or in private (or both), you don’t like anal. Why?

ASD: I just haven’t done it enough in my personal life to like it. I plan on learning more about my butthole. I’m gonna go to Butthole School. I think I have some good teachers.

ISP: Really. Name some of the Professors you’d like to study under at Butthole University.

ASD: Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, and Dana DeArmond. They would be my professors in the Art of Asshole.

ISP: Do you have any porn star friends you go to for general career advice?

ASD: Bobbi Starr.

ISP: Have you personally found it difficult to date people who know what you do for a living?

ASD: At first, yes. Three years ago, when I first got started, I had a boyfriend who claimed he was OK with me doing porn and being naked on the internet, and after my first scene, he told me he wanted to kill himself, and that he was going to start doing heroin that day — and he did. You can actually see part of this — not the heroin part — but the rest of his behavior, in Dana DeArmond’s Role Modeling.

ISP: Ever feel exploited?

ASD: I have before, but I exploit myself for a living, so no harm done.

ISP: What is the biggest misconception about girls who perform in our business?

ASD: They they will fuck anyone at any time for free.

ISP: Wha?! Even me?! You won’t fuck me for free?

ASD: I don’t fuck anyone for free, except my boyfriend…who, by the way, I’m getting paid to fuck tomorrow on set.

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