Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (a mope is a mope is a mope)

Super Minion

From time to time I’m going to have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.

Fourth up: The Minion. Super Minion. Bad To The Mutherfucking Bone Minion. Today, The Minion defines, outlines, and comments upon the newest craze sweeping Porno Land – The Mope.

A mope is a guy whose only claim to fame in porn is doing pop shots. They don’t even get hired for full scenes seeing as how each director has their batch of guys they use over and over again.

You see, I work for Chico Wang and have done so on and off since November of 2003. Wang is the head director for Diabolic Video and has been for quite a while. He launched his signature series, No Swallowing Allowed, back in February of 2004. He had hardcore sex mixed in with mopes coming in to pop on the faces of the whores that were cast.

It’s funny how a mope will react to a phone call to come in and get paid to dump their load on some cumbucket’s face.

“It’s only $100?” – or better yet – “When do I get a full scene?”

This is the shit I deal with when having guys come in for No Swallowing Allowed, Mouth 2 Mouth, or Down The Hatch. Some mopes never move beyond that status, but once in a while you get one that makes the grade. James Deen and Will Powers have shown they have what it takes and are used quite often.

However, back to the mopes. It’s aggravating as fuck to be woken by your cell phone at 9 am by some mope wondering, “Hey, are you guys shooting today?”

If we were I’d call you, but stop with the 2-3 calls daily asking if we’re shooting and whatnot.

I see being a mope as the easiest gig out there. You get your $100 for 5 minutes of work and you get a talent copy of that video. Unfortunately, some idiots make it harder by them not paying attention to simple directions:

After you pop do not talk.

Leave the room immediately and shut the fuck up.

Do not start washing your hands – the noise will be picked up on camera.

If it’s a facial line then do not pop in her mouth or on the floor.

Collect your check and get the fuck off the set.

Do not hang out on set if not asked to.

These are some of the things that mopes do that irritate the fuck out of me.

Then again, a mope is a mope is a mope.

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