Chico Wang comments on Haley, his current girlfriend:

Haley is the most trusting girl in the world.

I convinced her I want to fuck her ass, deposit a load in her colon, and have a butt baby.

Half-white, half-Asian, all brown.

We’re going to name the kid Mr. Poo.

(I took this picture of Chico and Jasmine Tame at LA Erotica last month. Jasmine is one of my all-time favorite porn stars; Chico’s one of my all-time favorite crazy guys).