I Shoot Porn: So where did your name come from?

Tweety Valentine: My boyfriend gave it to me. I was really blonde at the time, and I’m petite, and our first date was on Valentine’s Day. He gave me this necklace! (It’s Tweety Bird).

Melissa The Make-up Artist: So your boyfriend named you in order to go get banged out in porn?

TV: We have a very open relationship. It’s very unique.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: Did you guys talk about making porn while you’re banging?

TV: It was all about him doing porn at first. Then, I got a message off mySpace from my future agent. I thought it was just nude modeling at first, and she wanted to meet me. I went to her office, we talked about it, and I went to work! My first scene was a B/B/G for Don’t Tell Daddy #9.

ISP: How petite are you?

TV: I’m 4’11″. I weigh 100.

ISP: Do you Tweet, Tweety?

TV: I’m new to Twitter. Really new.

ISP: What can’t I book you for?

TV: I don’t do anal, and I don’t swallow.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: What if you really liked your make-up that day? Would you swallow to save it?

TV: No. I don’t swallow cause I gag so easily. I’m anti-cum! So don’t ask how I’m in porn.

ISP: I gotta tell ya, Tweety…the Money Shots rules all in this biz. A porn girl who doesn’t like cum is kinda like a race car driver who doesn’t like to drive fast.

TV: I’m still new. I’m getting used to it.

ISP: So I can’t book you for a 50 man bukakke?

TV: No! But I have a big ass! You can book me for something with my ass.

ISP: But you don’t do anal.

TV: Just take a picture of my ass. Some people have an ass fetish…and not just putting something in it.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: Do you let your boyfriend put it in your ass?

TV: No!

Melissa The Make-up Artist: You don’t want to make him happy?

TV: The pussy should be enough.

ISP: Did you have a crazy sex life before you got into the business…like did you ever do a threesome or a gangbang?

TV: I’ve done threesomes.

ISP: B/B/G threesomes, or B/G/G threesomes?

TV: The first was with two girls and a boy. I was drunk. I was 17, and I was with my best friend. We were just hanging out a guy friend’s house. He was a black guy, and she was black. We kinda started making out, and then he started making out with the girl, and the next thing you know clothes are off. I started blowing him, then we started banging. He took turns fucking me and her. But there was drama. He kept banging me, and she got jealous. Pretty soon him and me were going at it, and she just just kinda there. Next thing you know she’s crying and pulling him off me. I just ended up trying to talk to her, and he ended up passing out.

ISP: What’s in your fridge right now?

TV: Beer, oranges, weed, yogurt, water…I think that’s it.

ISP: If a penis could ejaculate anything other than semen, what do you want for your money shot?

TV: Chocolate. I’m a chocolate freak.

ISP: You like your men black, don’t you?

TV: Yes.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: What is it about black men you like?

TV: For one thing they have big dicks.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: So you’re a size queen!

TV: Yea. And I like the way they carry themselves. The swag they have.

ISP: Do you parents know about your new occupation?

TV: Yea — my mom does.

ISP: What was mom’s reaction?

TV: Well, I kinda slowly told her. Like, I told her I was doing a nude shoot, but she didn’t know it was straight up porn. And she wanted to see pictures of that shoot, so I just told her. When I did, she just said she wants me to be professional about it. She just doesn’t want me to be on drugs or booze.

ISP: Does she have any sort of game plan mapped out for the year?

TV: I want to make a name for myself.

Melissa The Make-up Artist: Do you think you’re going to have to start liking cum in order for that to happen?

TV: Yes. As I do more scenes, I’ll get used to it. I’m just starting to get into the flow of things.

ISP: How about I drop a load down your throat to get that flow started?

TV: Call me in three months.

I Shoot Porn: Why did you get you back in the porno game?

Raylene: It was time. Plus, the real estate business slowed way down, and I wanted to supplement my income…and spice up my sex life all at the same time!

ISP: Did any of your real estate clients know about your porn star status?

R: Some of them…not all. I mixed my former porn life in real estate by taking the people I worked with on set and helping them buy a home.

ISP: What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?

R: I wanted to be an actress.

ISP: I’m sure you’ve been asked this before, but how did you get into the business?

R: I met some adult stars when I was young. I was at Lake Havasu City partying and I met Shane…the original Shane from Shane’s World. We stayed friends, and when I decided to do my very first video it was for them. It was Shane’s World #4. This was my very first B/G scene, and it was in 1997. I think it was with Marc Davis.

ISP: How has the porn business changed since ’97?

R: It’s all digital. It’s all computer-oriented. Almost exclusively online. The production end of it has kinda stayed the same, but, to me, the order things are shot in has changed. The work order has changed. I mean the way stills are shot, and hardcore sex, and the soft core sex.

ISP: Do you like anal?

R: I like it, but I don’t do it a lot on camera.

ISP: If you could have sex with any historical figure, dead or alive, who would it be?

R: Jack Nicholson. Is he an historical figure? No…wait! President Clinton! He’s the hottest President of all. I mean Obama’s good looking, but I don’t do interracial.

ISP: Ever taken any heat for not doing IR?

R: I have done it, and I have nothing against it. As a matter of fact, I’ve dated plenty pf black men in my private life. I’m just approaching the business this time on a slow roll.

ISP: Is it true what they say about black men?

R: Um…it might be. I guess so. I’ve seen well-hung white guys, too. Everyone’s built different. It really doesn’t matter what color you are.

ISP: How do you think you managed to still be well known 14 years after making your first movie?

R: I have no idea…but damn, am I thankful!

ISP: What was the atmosphere like at Vivid when you were there?

R: It was pretty laid-back. I enjoyed myself.

IRP: What did you want to be when you were 20 years old?

R: A porn star.

IRP: Whats the craziest thing ever to happen on your set? Feel free to name names.

R: I can’t really think of anything crazy that’s happened to me on set.

ISP: Oh, come on…

R: No, really. A set is just a set is just a set.

ISP: Do you like chocolate chips in your pancakes?

R: Sometimes!

ISP: Have you ever had any weird encounters with a fan?

R: Not on a regular basis. But I did have a guy that came to see me in a club. He got kinda crazy. He just wanted to be very physical with me. He was trying to grab me everywhere. This was in Texas. You know…I’ve never had a good experience in Texas. Ever. Anyway, my ex-husband told the guy to leave, so the guy went out to get his gun. They carry guns in Texas! The cops ended up arresting the guy. I guess that’s a crazy story — that didn’t happen on a set.

ISP: What do you think about Twitter?

R: I love it! I like to spy on people…and I follow the funniest people! I follow this dude called The Sulk. He’s the funniest motherfucker there is. He’s very entertaining and I love it!

ISP: What is the biggest misconception about girls who do porn?

R: All we do is eat, sleep, and fuck.

ISP: Have you been felt like you’ve been relegated to dating fellow sex workers?

R: I’m married to a regular guy with a regular job. I roped him into doing a few scenes, though.

ISP: He doesn’t freak out at all when you’re on set?

R: We’re all human. We have our ups and downs. But for the most part it’s a job. I work, go get the kid from school, clean house and make dinner. On my days off I cook all day.

ISP: What do you cook?

R: Yesterday started with Vegetable Tortilla Soup. It’s one of my favorite soups to make.

ISP: What do you want to be doing when you’re 40?

R: I don’t want to be having sex for a living. I’d like to own a company of some sort…whether it’s adult or not is fine by me.

ISP: OK — lemme just grab a pic or two and we’re done.

R: But my eye is red from the Manojob I just gave! They’re swimming in my eye!!