I Shoot Porn: Where are you from?
Renee Jordan: Anchorage, AK
ISP: How long have you been in the biz?
RJ: 5 weeks.
ISP: And you are how old?
ISP: Do you think you’re too young to be in porn? I mean, shouldn’t you be, say, 21…the same age to legally buy booze…to be in a dirty movie?
RJ: Hell no. It’s pretty fucked up to sit there and say that everyone has older people get better jobs when younger people want better jobs. It’s not worth it for a stupid 21 year old that can buy alcohol instead of an 18 year old to buy herself a really nice apartment. Cause that’s what I’m doing.
ISP: Interesting reply. Do you believe in the government’s right to censorship?
RJ: What’s censorship?
ISP: It’s when the government chooses what we watch and hear and see.
RJ: I think that would be totally fucked up. Cause it takes our rights away. It’s like that country, Iraq. I hope it ends, cause I don’t want my army friends to go.
ISP: Why are we in Iraq anyway?
RJ: At first I thought it was at first cause they were bombing us and attacking us. And then I thought about it, and it’s like why do they want to bomb us? So I asked some people and it’s because we have freedom and they don’t. They have oil, too. That’s all Bush wants is oil and to finish his father’s work what his father stopped doing. It’s getting me upset cause all my military friends are leaving in October.
ISP: Um, ok. Interesting reply. Let’s turn to the biz. What are your do’s and don’ts on set?
RJ: Ummm. (laughs). Basically, I’ll do anything. I licked some guy’s ass once. I never imagined I’d lick a guy’s ass. I licked Jason’s ass. I did it for your site, Eat Some Ass!
ISP: That’s right! I wasn’t here, and I couldn’t shoot it, so I had a pal shoot it.
RJ: That’s the first time I’ve ever licked an ass. It was all washed out and clean and there was nothing nasty in his butthole.
ISP: Are you sure about that? It was all clean and nice? I mean, it’s a butthole. Did it smell funky or taste weird?
RJ: It was really weird! I guess it tasted like shit.
ISP: That’s what a butthole would taste like, I imagine. What’s the dumbest thing a director’s asked you to do so far?
RJ: Um, Nothing that I remember. I dunno. Maybe your site – licking the asshole. I like licking the balls and sucking on them. I think they taste better as long as they’re not hairy.
ISP: Did you like your trip today to the Gloryhole?
RJ: Yea, it was so cool!
ISP: When did you graduate high school?
RJ: July 1st. Just a couple weeks ago.
ISP: It’s June, babe.
RJ: Oh! I mean June. (laughs).
ISP: Do you have a site?
RJ: No, but I’m going to get one. I have a myspace account.
ISP: Everyone has a myspace. Do you have a boyfriend?
RJ: No. He just broke up with me. Three weeks ago. He said the sparks were exploding big and brightly the first time we met, and then, now, it’s like the exact same, except a little dimmer.
ISP: I’m sorry. Are you sad?
RJ: Yes! I am. I still dream about him.
ISP: Do you dream about him while you’re getting pounded on set?
RJ: Yes, I picture him…his head, on their faces. Cause I loved his sex. We did it our own style. Like, where he spoons me for a while. Then, I’ll suck him while he watches me suck him, cause that turns him on the most.
ISP: Spit or swallow?
RJ: I swallow. It’s an inslut to me if you spit. Plus, sperm doesn’t kill you!
ISP: How does it taste?
RJ: Some guys are salty, other’s there no taste. I dunno. Maybe I got used to the taste.
ISP: Do you swallow a lot of cum?
RJ: As much as they blow, I swallow. For one shoot, I had to do 5 guys, and then they had to blow into a martini glass, and then I drank it. I drank it all. And licked the glass.
ISP: A lot of girls say my cum tastes exactly like a yummy vanilla milk shake.
ISP: Yes. Wanna try it out?
RJ: (Extended silence, thinking hard) Um. OK. Sure!