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Watching My Mom Go Black.

Mom Goes Black

No, not my mom.

Not your mom, either.

But the producer called me one day last Spring, and he wanted to talk with me about his “new idea”. Sometimes, when he talks to me about “ideas”, I get a little worried. Not a lot…but a little. I’ve already said this: he’s an evil genius when it comes to creating smut, and I’m the one who winds up casting it, and then turning on the lights, pointing the cameras at the subjects, and burning all this into your memory.

First, it was Spring Thomas — braced-faced barely legal Princess turned black cock slut. The first of its kind in porn. She took Mandingo, Jack Napier, Shane Diesel, Rico Strong, Max Blacck…it just goes on and on.

Ruth Blackwell was next — she converted ordinary white girls to black cock sluts, so why not get impregnated by The Black Man so she could bear his child?

And Wife Writing? Oh, my!

So when The Producer said, “I got an idea”, I was all ears. “I want you to find moms that will do black dudes. But here’s the catch. If these moms are crazy enough to do porn, then they’ll have crazy kids. Hire moms with sons, and force them to watch their moms fuck white girls. Pay whatever it takes to make this happen!”

I asked, “Is this even legal?”

The Producer said, “Just don’t let the moms and sons touch each other!”

Just don’t let the moms and sons touch each other.

I love my job.

“One last thing. Make sure you book a black dude with the biggest cock imaginable. I want the biggest black dick in Los Angeles! I mean huge. Not just big. I want these moms to relive their child birthing experience when they’re fucking!”

It was easy to find my XXXXL black dongs; in fact, I’m willing to make the following statement: Shorty Mac has the world’s fattest penis. If you don’t believe me, just watch some of the movies.

It wasn’t easy to find moms and sons willing to take the job, but when they did, we got it on film.

Janet Mason forced her son to watch as she took Shorty’s monster cock balls deep.

Jordan Blue called it “tough love”.

Kendra Secrets was sick and tired of disciplining her fuck-up of a son…and this scene did the trick. By the end of this, he swore he’d never do wrong by her again.

And me?

Well…I gotta go. The Producer’s on the phone, and he’s got another idea…

Leah Luv Wife Writing

Recent Smut In The Can. Oh, and Stan Brakhage.

Alice White

Lately I’ve been totally unenthusiastic about everything I Shoot Porn-ish. Could it be 600+ entries? Could it be I’m burnt out? Not just on blogging — but pretty much with work and porn and porn whores — both female and male.

I was gonna just pimp some of the scenes I’ve shot lately for various sites, but I think I’ll talk about Stan Brakhage for a second, cause he’s a film maker who made some really fucked up art films, and the reason I bring him up is cause a few weeks ago I bought a Criterion #184 which is nothing but Brakhage, and then I sat down and watched it this weekend — first, alone and under the influence of some particularly strong medicinal marijuana; the second time I was totally sober with a pal who appreciates weird, fucked up art house films, too.

Friday night — whilst stoned out of my gourd — I was so terrified and freaked out and, well, so stoned out of my gourd…I almost wept like a frightened, little girl.

Saturday night — whilst stone cold sober — I was somewhat bored and kinda fascinated and totally understanding as to my Friday night plight.

Brakhage wants to explore “birth, sex, death, and the search for God,” in his movies.

Billy Watson wants to explore absolutely nothing in his movies; instead, he makes movies for the sole purpose of a masturbatory aide for both men and women alike…although he understands 99% of his audience are dudes.

With that said, here we go:

Manojob — Alice White: In an attempt to find some fresh faces for my movies, I placed an ad on Craig’s List in “adult gigs”. I think it paid off, cause Alice White is really a college student behind on cash and she came to both Manojob and The Dick Suckers for some work. She gave herself a great facial for Manojob and swallowed for The Dick Suckers.

Blacks on Blondes — Naomi Cruise: Naomi’s a hot blonde, and she’s a slut for black cock, and today she’s out jumping rope as part of her exercise regimen when Shorty Mac creeps up on her. They talk about her long rope that came in a short package as a feeble metaphorical reference to Shorty himself, who stands about 5’3″ and is packing a ween that’s 8″ long and 8″ thick — just like a 40oz can o’ malt liquor, yo.

Barbie Cummings: Speaking of Shorty Mac, one of the very first times I shot him was with The Always Wonderful Miss Barbie Cummings, who desperately wants to have a black baby. She was so taken back by Shorty’s ween she called Miss Gia Paloma on to set, where they both marveled at it.

Candy Monroe: Recently Candy walked on to set in one of the most wonderfully ridiculous wigs I’ve ever seen on a porno set, which is Candy through and through. As you may (or may not) know, Candy like to humiliate white boys while servicing the black man. “What’s on tap for your cuckold today?” I asked her.

“I’m putting him in a cage and making him talk like a pirate,” she said.

“That’s probably never been done on a porno set before,” I said.

“Then, for the money shot, I’m gonna make him talk like the pirate’s parrot, and I’ll have Byron Long blow a fat load on a cracker, and I’ll make him eat it,” she said.

“That’s probably never been done on a porno set before,” I said.

“We’re gonna have so much fun today!” she shouted.

“I wonder if anyone’s gonna actually like this site,” I replied.

Cumbang — Baby Cakes: In addition to having a great Porno Name, Baby Cakes has one of the nicest all-natural racks I’ve ever seen on any girl — black or white. WOW! Can you imagine her black boyfriend would go on a Snowbunny hunt instead of staying home with her? Of course he gets caught, too, which is why Baby Cakes called me. You know the rest of this story.

Gloryhole — Aurora Snow: I coaxed Aurora into this scene for sure. She didn’t like the fact that she’d have to blow a stranger in a strange place. She worried about the risks involved with such non-sense. Risks that include STD’s and getting busted by the cops. I assured her I’d pay for her prescription of anti-biotics for the former, and up to $100 on the ticket for the latter. That’s all it took!

Eat Some Ass — Christine Michaels: Holy shit do I love Christine Michaels. Total girl next store, which is just about the dumbest, most over-used cliche I can think of right now. She’s got red hair, and yea, the carpet matches the drapes. I’d also like to add I could beat my monkey meat just to the sound of her sweet, sweet voice. I can’t believe I got her to eat some ass.

J.O.M.G. — Brooke Scott: Brooke’s a nerdy bookworm, and she knows the silly saying “boys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses” is just that — silly. She’s got wonderful fun bags and a tasty vagina…it tastes a lot like chicken, as a matter of fact. But only the sweetest of white meat chicken, my friend.

Naomi Cruise

Introducing… Cum Bang!

Osa Lovely

I don’t know what to say.

Honestly, I don’t.

So I guess I’ll just start from the beginning.

I love to chat with the models I work with while they’re in the make-up chair before we walk on set. It’s always interesting to hear what they have to say about whatever it is we’re talking about, and sometimes the conversation gets so good I’ll turn it into a blog interview.

A recurring theme was happening with the black girls I talked to before we jumped in the white van and headed out for their Gloryhole Initiations.

They were upset.

At “Snow Bunnies”.

“Um, what’s a Snow Bunny?” I’d ask.

They’d say, “a white bitch that steals my man!”

I’m serious. Just when I thought I knew all about filthy vernacular, I was wrong: Snow Bunnies steal the Black Man.

And it seemed like that’s all they were ever pissed about. So one day I’m telling The Producer about this phenomenon, and, that course, set his Evil Genius Porno Mind kicking into gear.

“Next time a black girl tells you this, I want you to hire her for a new site!”

Um…OK, I said.

“And I want you to get on the phone and find as many rednecks as you can!”

Um…OK, I said.

“I’m ordering some socks online. They’ll be in your studio tomorrow! Make sure the rednecks wear the socks!”

Um…OK, I said.

“I’m ordering some shirts online. They’ll be in your studio tomorrow! Make sure the rednecks wear them!”

Um…OK, I said.

“Make sure the black girl dedicates her scene to her shitty boyfriend that cheated on her with the Snow Bunny!”

Um…OK, I said.

“Make sure the rednecks refrain from all sexual activities in their double-wide! No sex with their toothless girlfriends! And tell them not to beat off for days before The Event!”

Um…OK, I said.

“And in the end, have the rednecks invite the girls into their Dixie Whore Club!”

By now, you know what I said to The Producer.

And so it came to be: Cum Bang: from the same evil genius mind that invented Blacks on Blondes, Blacks on Boys, Candy Monroe, Spring and Katie Thomas; from the evil genius mind that turned Barbie Cummings into a black cock slut in need of a negro baby…and convinced Ruth Blackwell to actually have one; from the evil genius mind who figured out how to turn gay culture straight with gloryhole and gloryhole-initiations; and the evil genius mind that got wives tagged up worse than a freshly-painted wall in the ghetto — ladies and gents, sit back and relax, cause it’s time for a cum bang.

Osa Lovely

This Week’s Porno Fun!

Aurora Snow Anal Interracial Video

Every once in a while I’ll blog about some girls I’ve shot, what sites I shot them for, what they did in their scene…and if anything happened on set you’d find amusing. Cause, after all, that’s the sole purpose of this blog.

To amuse my Dear & Loyal Readers.

Oh, one more thing: if my commentary doesn’t amuse you, maybe all the free porn I’m shelling out will. Just don’t say I never gave you nothin’.

Which, of course, is a triple negative.

AURORA SNOW : Blacks on Blondes – I think I told you this, but Aurora’s one of the last girls I pleasured myself to before jumping into this biz. That was in ’02, when she was a barely-legal. Now Aurora’s an eight-year Porno Veteran and as close as a bonafide porn star as it gets. Lately, the Blacks on Blondes members have been asking for more anal, so lots of cute white girls have been getting their colons invaded whilst at my studio. Aurora was no exception.

And she loved every minute of it.

MARINA MAYWOOD : The Dick Suckers – Take a quick gander at Marina with about 11 inches of man meat hanging out of her mouth! I shot Marina for a whole bunch of sites, cause I think she’s got a really unique look that isn’t “porn whore”, and it really isn’t “girl-next-store”. I’m not sure what you’d call it. Here’s some free Marina Maywood handjob movies and some free Marina Maywood gloryhole movies (when she was calling herself “Reggie Burnett”). Oh, these silly whores with their name changes!

TRICIA OAKS : Gloryhole – Tricia Oaks is a dirty girl. A very dirty girl. Which is to say she had absolutely no problem sucking and fucking a random black dude until he went spewey all over the place. Recently, we discovered a “champagne room” in the Valley with some holes drilled in the wall. It was a very hot tip, and it came from one of the strippers working there. Why so hot? Well…the nice thing about this “G Hole” is a lack of cops — as well as fat, snoopy, creepy dudes who should be minding their own business.

JACLYN CASE : Spunkmouth – Here’s a funny story, and, like all the stories I tell here, it’s true: I booked Jaclyn case for a BJ. Not just any blowjob, mind you…a Spunkmouth blow job. (Spunkmouth BJ’s are superlative to ordinary ones). Anyways, girls in the Jizz Biz usually get $300 to perform fellatio upon their male counterpart, but today was very special because our horse-cocked stud turned Jaclyn on so much she fucked him…and allowed us to roll tape while the fuck session went down. See, a lot of the girls in porn are True Sluts, which means they’ll do super slutty things like fuck a dude…when all they were hired to do was blow him.

VERONICA RAYNE : The Minion – I think I’ll let The Minion, my Loyal PA, take over for this particular entry: Veronica is a worthy porn slut. In fact, before the scene she brought over a bucket of chicken which scored points from the get go. Much like her tits these days, my stomach has also gained significant girth but that’s due to 99 cent burgers and not silicone implants. Veronica got to her knees faster than an irishman at a pay toilet. She slobbered all over my cock as if it gave out gold coins. I remember the load I slammed her with since I nearly turned her into the world’s largest pez dispenser!

ALIANA LOVE : JOMG – Aliana is a super hot piece of vanilla-chocolate ass, hence her name. Soft serve swirl. This was always my very favorite flavor over at Ye Olde Ice Cream Shoppe.

TRISTAN KINGSLEY : Ruth Blackwell – Wanna hear something funny? I don’t really remember much about this scene. I know that might sound weird to you, but often times I forget about shooting stuff almost the second the camera stops rolling. I don’t know what’s up with that. Maybe it’s some sort of way my mind deals with making smut for a living. I dunno. The weird thing is I remember the Tristan Kingsley handjob movies I made really, really well. I actually hired her again, Super Stunt Cock Ben English, to spray Miss Kingsley’s face full of baby batter. For Ruth Blackwell, I’m sure it went down like this: Miss Blackwell has always been on a mission; she turns innocent girls into Evil Black Cock Sluts. In today’s episode, Ruth drags Tristan into a very bad neighborhood where her friend, The Artist Currently Known as Hooks, works. Hooks is a painter. He paints girls’ faces.

Do I really need to continue?

ALINE : Eat Some Ass – Open wide, Aline. Time for your daily feeding of man ass.

CADENCE CALIBER : Donny’s Girls – I’d like to make Cadence Caliber my girlfriend. Really, I would. And for a number of reasons: 1) She’s a super slut, and from now on, all the wonderful women lucky enough to be invited into My World need to be slutty. 2) See #1. 3) See #2.

Cause there’s nothing better than a Sweet Number Two.

NIKKI ANNE : Manojob – Nikki Anne’s a mainstream model who needs work. This is true. She turned to adult modeling. This is true. She’s got a super sweet voice. This is true. She’s college educated. This is true. She jerks a cock like none other. Again, es la verdad. I’m gonna book her as much as I can…as long as she sticks around. Which I think she will. Cause (and I think anyone who knows this first hand will have my back here) Adult Modeling is way more fun than mainstream.

Just ask Nikki Anne.

Nikki Anne Handjob Movie

This Week’s Porno Fun!

Nicole Ray

The Dick Suckers: Nicole Ray seems to be The Next Big Deal, if — and only if — things go right. This is a loaded statement, of course, and there’s things in her control, and a lot of things out of her control. But she’s as hot as Bree Olson, and Sasha Gray…at least I think so. She was quite a dick sucker, too, and didn’t dodge the money shot. That’s saying a lot for an 18 year old.

Blacks On Blondes: Samantha Sinn is out at the beach when she walks by three brothas. That pretty much sums it up, right? I mean do I have to really tell you what happens next? That the brothas take her back to her place? And rail her? Taking turns? And one blows his load deep inside her…even after she told them she’s not on the pill?

Manojob: The world’s greatest handjob site features filthy-mouthed Ricki White and her beautiful fingernails being stuck inside our stunt cock’s pee-hole. I blogged about the pee-hole last week, and since I blogged about it, I had our stunt cock take some pee-hole action, and guess what? He kinda liked it. Kinda.

Eat Some Ass: Jaclyn Case is this week’s butt muncher. She loves the taste of man ass, and, in case you don’t know who she is…Jaclyn is a true college student who takes student vacations and summers to star in dirty movies, which means no student loans! Shit, I’m 50K in the hole with students loans. Maybe I shoulda been a porn star. Problem is, no one woulda hired me for straight porn, and No Way Am I Gay.

Chelci Fox: In her words — “Howdy Y’all! Hope you’re having a great day! I know I am!! Wait till you see what I do today! I got a new toy! I guess you could call today “Sexy Day”! Cause it’s a sexy day, that’s for sure! Anyways, I get naked. My cameraman loves my boobs…what do you guys think? I’m all about “more than a handful is a waste”! HAHAH. Oh, I’m not wearing any panties!! Wanna have a sleepover?? I’m such a dork! Let’s move on!! I’ve got a little gold buzzer toy, and oh boy do I love him! He’s like a treat! And today you get to watch me work my pink pussy with it. Him. Whatever! I also rub it all over my nipples, which is a total turn on! And wait till you see me turn this toy on to its full power! MY GAWD! Like I said…a real treat! But nothing — and I mean nothing — can beat a man! XOXO – Chelci”

Ruth Blackwell: They call her “Teensy Weensy”. I’m not talking about Ruth, either. It’s all about this week’s girl, Lexi Leigh, who’s about 4′ 10″ and weighs about 90 pounds. The black dick she takes is almost as big as her.

Gloryhole-Initiations: Maliah Milan is, by far, one of the hottest black girls ever to step up to the plate. Er, The Hole. She bends over on it, too…which was a big surprise.

Katie Thomas: 1/2 of the world famous BBC-only sisterhood, this week we find Katie making out with a black guy outside a party. They’re in an alley, and no one’s around…so why not blow him? And if you’re gonna blow him in public, why not fuck him in public? Next thing you know, Katie’s in a public restroom getting railed by a XXXL black wee wee.

Gloryhole: Newcummer Jada Stevens has no problem walking into a public toilet to see what comes through the hole. By the time she’s naked, something comes through the hole alright…one of the biggest, blackest dicks she’s ever seen. It’s surprising to see how turned on girls can get doing something very “naughty”.

Jada Stevens

Kelly Wells and Ricki White and This Week’s Updates.

Kelly Wells

A couple of weeks ago, I talked about Mondays, and blogging material, and routines, and since it’s Monday, all the sites I either own or shoot for have updates, so why not make Mondays a way for me to talk about the updates and shamelessly plug them? Plus, I don’t get to talk a lot about some of these sites, so this is a perfect time to do it.

MANOJOB: Kelly Wells is the newest update. She’s got a mouth on her like a truck driver, or a teamster, which, after I just wrote that, realized a truck driver is usually a teamster, right? Anyway, when we first shot Kelly a while back, her scene was so hot that, over time, the members rated it number one. Number 1 scene on the web’s number 1 hand job site…whatever that’s worth. Here’s some free hand job movies from her first scene.

BLACKS ON BLONDES: It’s another kooky update for the world’s greatest interracial website, and when I say kooky, I mean it. Ginger Blaze makes an appearance with her real-life hubby, and I think you know where I’m going with this: Ginger’s hubby loves watching her get railed on film, so why not watch in real life? And let’s have the dude be a black man! Cuckolding at its best! I didn’t just hire some dude for this scene, either. Real life Hubby watches his lovely porn star wife get railed by the black man. I don’t have any free cuckold movies from this week’s update, but if you click on the link, you can see one I shot a long time ago. Again, no fake cuckolds and never a fake dick at Blacks on Blondes!

CHELCI FOX: “Naughty Naughty Naughty” is the newest update, and it’s a sort-of come-and-get-to-know-me update, in which Chelci talks all about herself and her life.

SPUNKMOUTH: Kitten blows a jumbo-sized dong for Spunkmouth, and she does it grand fashion. She’s a porno newbie — which is what Spunkmouth is all about — and she joins the ranks of Jessica Valentino, Missy Stone, and Spring Thomas for first-time scenes…what a line-up!

EAT SOME ASS: Aline is this week’s butt-muncher, and it’s something she really enjoys. I’m gonna be honest with you here: when I shoot these scenes, I ask the girls if they like to eat ass…or if they hate it. The ones who hate it are there for the money (which is usually true of the ones who love it) but I tell the ones who “hate” eating ass to really hate it. Don’t pretend. Pretending in porn makes bad porn, and the only thing worse than bad porn are the Christian Right Wingers who rally against all porn, even though they’re usually our best members. By “best”, I mean they’re the ones who not only pay for porn, but stick around for a long time.

Oh…Aline really enjoys eating ass, and she was there for more than just the money. Which is to say she was excited to be there and dine on bunghole. I just don’t know if she liked it more than super-whore Jaelyn Fox.

GLORYHOLE-INITIATIONS: I don’t really talk too much about this site, and I really should, cause it rules. We find black girls who haven’t done white guys…yet. Then, we toss the in “The Hole” for some anonymous sex. What a concept! Too bad I didn’t think of it. Anyways, it’s Miss Simone this week. She’s an exotic beauty from the islands and wow! — did she go nuts on the white dick.

RUTH BLACKWELL: Carly Parker wants a black baby, and when white girls are in that sort of need, there’s only one girl to visit. Ruth should start charging for her services. Kinda like those dating sites, only she gets the white girls inseminated with the black man’s seed. Crazy, huh? Here’s a free Ruth Blackwell movie featuring Barbie Cummings! I never really blogged this, but it was this scene that inspired Barbie to start her own site with the hopes of getting knocked up by a black dude. Who’s the black dude? None other than Jack Napier! Man…that’s a whole blog right there.

THE DICK SUCKERS: We’re up to 118 dick suckers, and the newest one is Ricki White. If you ask me, Ricki’s one of the most under-rated porn girls working the circuit. She just got new knockers, too, and if you can find a better, more real pair of fake tits, I’ll give you a free month at The Dick Suckers.com! I’m serious! Oh, did I blog the sybian yet? I can’t remember now, but I’m having the dick suckers sit on a $1300 vibrator — the same one Howard Stern uses to get the girls who visit his studio off — as they’re taking a blast to the face. It’s truly brilliant porno! There’s Ricki’s pic below. Look at those knockers!

Ricky White

New Updates This Week.

Holly Wellin

Funny how — on Mondays — we make all sorts of resolutions. Whether it’s starting a diet, or starting to work out, or starting to balance your check book, or starting to update your blog on a regular basis…Monday’s are all about a fresh start.

Kinda like New Year’s, only they come weekly instead of annually.

So today I’m thinking I really wanna blog, and it’s Monday, and I should start a routine of sorts here, so perhaps Monday I’ll talk about updates for the sites I shoot. Monday there’s fresh content all over the place, and that’s as good a blog as any…right?

And why not do it every Monday? It’ll help my routine of regular updates here along, and that will make me a better blogger, and, ultimately, a better person. Right?

Well…I dunno about that. But here’s a little rundown on some Phresh Porn Updates featuring my work…and yea, I spelled “fresh” with a “ph”, cause that’s the way I roll, mothafucka.

BLACKS ON BLONDES.com: See Holly Wellin? She’s the girl with her back to you, and she’s in a scary, scary neighborhood…a neighborhood she isn’t familiar with, cause she’s not from the hard streets of LA. She’s not even American, but a foreigner on vacation, and she’s on her cell phone making drastic calls to anyone who can guide her out of the ghetto. That’s where Ice Cold comes in. He rescues her from the ghetto, and, back at his place, coaxes Holly into fucking him. Holly does so under one condition: “No cumming in my pussy!”, she tells Ice. Over and over. While they’re fucking. Until the end…when…guess what? He fills her sweet pussy with jizz.

THE DICK SUCKERS.com: Aliana Love is Dick Sucker #116, and man, is she smokin’ hot. I shot her a few weeks ago for Gloryhole-Initiations, and I liked her so much I asked her back to become a duck sucker once more. Super hot, great attitude, and loves to do what she does!

MANOJOB: Recently, the world’s greatest handjob site posted that we were on the hunt for member submissions for the site. Why not have a member film himself while his girl jerked away? Well, this is our first submission, and it was a dandy! As a matter of fact, it got a little crazy, so I have to issue an apology: to all the handjob enthusiasts at Manojob — I’m sorry this week’s update contains oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex. I cannot control what the members submit, nor do I care to. If a big cock sliding into some sweet poontang — or The Brown Star — offends you, I sincerely apologize.

GLORYHOLE.com: Jordan Star is in The Hole this week, and it sure was fun bringing her there. The whole time, in the van, she was giddy. Giddy like…giddy like…shit — I can’t think of an appropriate metaphor for just how giddy Jordan Star was to suck and fuck a stranger through a hole in the wall.

Oh, wait!

Giddy like you are, right now, looking at her perfect sized-D all-natural fun bags, and imagining what in the world a girl-next-door type is doing in such a dirty, filthy place.

Jordan Star