Some of my Very Favorite Scenes, Lately.

Tweety Valentine interracial cream pies
It’s a classic interracial match-up: Tweety Valentine v. Flash Brown.

Tweety is 4’11” and tips the scale right around 95 pounds.

Flash is 6’6″, 230.

Tweety could be the cheerleader to Flash’s power forward. As a matter of fact, I’m an idiot. That shoulda been the pick-up! UGH. For this scene, I had Tweedy’s motorcycle broken down (she really rides around in one) and Flash rescues her from The Hood. Shit! What was I thinking of?? Putting Tweety into a cheerleader outfit and handing Flash a basketball and shooting the pick-up over at a public court somewhere woulda made me the Steven Spielberg of interracial porn. Oh well.

Tweety did a great job taking all that size, and in the end she takes a rather large cream pie. “But I’m not on birth control!” is her last line for this scene…which might launch more loads than looking at the actual cream pie as it’s going down.

You sick fuckin’ pervs.

Speaking of sick fuckin’ pervs, Mr POV’s been on a roll lately: Katie St. Ives just showed up over at Mr. POV’s. He’s the biggest fuckin’ pervert I know on any sort of personal basis, and she’s the cutest thing in Porno Land.

She ends up swallowing.

I want her to be my girlfriend.

Right before Katie St. Ives showed up, Tessa Taylor spent the afternoon over at his place. Mr. POV doesn’t bogart all the pussy, either. I told that pervy motherfucker if I was gonna build a site around him, he’d have to share the pussy with some of his buddies. The way I see it, the biggest problem with POV sites is The Stunt Cock, and it’s always the same dude — over and over — and after a while that gets boring. (No Way Am I Gay.)

Tessa gets her face splattered in goo.

And the week before Tessa Taylor visited, Stephanie Cane swung by his pad.

Steph gets The Hot Combo: it’s a facial…and anything that winds up in her mouth goes right down her pie-hole.

Katie St. Ives and Tessa Taylor and Stephanie Cane! It’s been a Who’s-Who Of Hotties over there lately.

Jessie Jordan has made her way back into the porno game. Sometimes your favorite Porno Princess finds a man and quits The Game, which is exactly what happened with Jessie. She spent about a year with him, and I think the only good that came of it was Jessie didn’t support him that whole time. In this scene, she coaxes a double facial from our Stunt Cock.

Gracie Glam might be the hottest piece of ass in Porn Valley. If you ask me. Which you weren’t. But I thought I’d just toss that out there.

If you like your Amateurs super-amateur, then you’ll love Cindee. True story: I can’t even remember how she got my number, but she’s a one-timer in need of some fast cash (really) and with her boyfriend’s permission (I know…I know — it would be hotter if she didn’t tell him…right?) she spent a few days over at my studio and got Bro-Banged, got tagged up, took a trip to the gloryhole, and had a fine time in an interracial gang bang. By the end of our time together, she was caught up on all her bills, and Cindee’s love for her man is now stronger than ever.

I guess that’s the power of black cock.

No Way Am I Gay.

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Introducing The Bro Bang.

BroBang interracial bukkake
The Producer and I were talking about creating a new site. This was 18 months ago. Maybe more. Maybe less.

He had some ideas. The Producer wanted lotsa of black guys and a white girl. He wanted interracial bukakke. He wanted to create something controversial. Then, he asked me for some input.

I concurred with The Producer — not cause I was kissing ass, but because he’s right: the more dicks, the better it sells; the more controversy, the better it sells.

But first, let’s discuss bukakke. From The Urban Dictionary:

1) Noun: (lang. Japanese) A fetish ritual whereby a large group of men, usually at least 8, ejaculate on a woman’s face. Bukkake is a Japanese word pronounced ‘boo-car-key’. It had its origins in Japan some 500 years ago where it was a traditional punishment administered by male members of a village against unfaithful women. On the island of Honshu, the guilty woman was buried in the sand up to her neck before being ‘Bukkake on’. In most other parts of Japan, the woman was merely made to kneel with her hands tied behind her back before being splattered with multiple loads of man-gravy. The practice lost popularity when it was discovered that most women did not consider Bukkake a punishment. Today, the practice has wide acceptance in Germany, the US and also in Australia where Bukkake Parties are common place. Example: Hi Jill, would you like to be the star attraction at the Bukkake party I have organized this Friday night – with 28 of my buddies?”

2) Bukakke is when several men ejaculate in the face of a woman. The above mentioned description of its origin is false, mainly because since the punishment for adultery in feudal Japan was death. Bukakke is a dish in Japan with fine white noodles with a splash of topping in liquid not at all unlike loads of semen. It comes from the verb bukakkeru which means to splash some liquid (usually water). The Japanese are very good at making poetic or funny descriptions like that. All this mystic bullshit about Japan and Japanese customs must please stop. Example: I will bukakke you until you give up trying to sound schoolary at the expense of Japanese culture you sick pervert.

3) A fetish in pornography, the hallmarks of which is multiple men orgasming onto the face and body of a single girl. The genre was pretty much created by Japanese adult film director Kazuhiko Matsumoto. The word itself is a conjugation of two Japanese words, and roughly means “splash”. Example: bukakke makes me laugh.

4) The act of a group of men (usually more than eight) completely covering a female’s face with their special man syrup. 2. A practical joke played on some naive Asian. Examples: 1. “Hey Jen, Mike’s having a Bukakke party tonight, you in?” 2. “Anh, why don’t you order your food with Bukakke sauce…”

I first caught wind of bukkakes around ’98 or so. And I always thought “bukkake” was the Japanese word for “sweet cream”, which was something creamy and white and tasty they poured over a dessert — and the only reason I thought that is cause someone told me…and I believed him. Why not? Makes perfect sense…right?

I’m not even sure of the correct spelling: bukkake? bukkakke? bukake??

Porno Bukkakes kinda gross me out. I have no interest in whacking to some porn Japanese tart getting splattered by a bunch of pixilated dicks.

Why pixilated?

The silly Japs censor private parts in their porn.

Like I said — silly Japs.

Anyway, I was familiar with The Producer’s request for an interracial bukkake, and I was very familiar with controversy, especially when it comes to race relations our great country.

I thought.

I thought some more.

Then, the image of Malcolm X holding the rifle came to mind…but that was too severe. By law, we can only shoot porno princesses with jizz — not bullets.

Then, the image of Tommy Smith and Juan Carlos came to mind.

How ’bout blending the two? Malcolm X meets Tommy and Juan Carols?

Oh — wait. Have you been reading some of the comments left on my blog lately? They’re entertainment all by themselves, and I want to thank each and every one of you for leaving them. The reason I bring this up is cause of the dude in Australia who got on me for talking about bands from the 70’s. He thinks I’m dating myself, and those kind of references are almost forgotten simply cause of their age. So when I drop Malcolm X and Tommy Smith and Juan Carols, I’m sure that dope’s gonna blab some more. But that’s OK, cause I love my blog’s comment section!!

Anyway, I gave The Producer my input, and the next thing you know I’m calling the potential “Bro Bangers” and telling them to buy black suits and white button-up shirts and a bow tie and make sure to bring a black leather glove.

“Just one glove Billy? What up with dat, yo? I gotsta buy two gloves and only wear one?!”

Tell the truth — you love my black vernacular.

“Well, how about only some of you buy a set of gloves, and then split the cost of the gloves with someone else? Each guy gets a glove. I don’t care if the glove is on your right hand or your left hand. And Pork Pie hats are optional. Just show up at the Bro Bang in your appropriate work uniform. And act like you’re an angry negro. Sound like a plan?”

No one came with a Pork Pie hat, which disappointed me greatly.

But still, it came to be: The Bro Bang.

Oh — by the way, if anyone’s interested, there’s a bukakke party at my studio tonight.

You in?

BroBang interracial bukkake

The Week in Porno.

Big Black Dicks interracial sex videos
I get asked a lot to post who star in the newest updates are for all the sites I shoot. I haven’t much, cause it’ll make this more of a spam site than a real blog…but lately I’ve got nothing to say, so I guess spammy is better than nothing, right?

Carla Cox is this week’s update at the world famous Blacks on Blondes. She’s about as hot as they come.

Newbie Faith Star took a trip to the Gloryhole.

I don’t even have any real good dirt to dish on either girl: Carla’s huge in Europe, and she’s doing a trip around the US Porno Circuit. She’s great to work with on set, and she loves what she does, and she puts on a great scene.

Faith is brand new. I think I shot her 4th or 5th scene. I do have a funny story about Faith. Well, I dunno if it’s “funny” like hee-haw funny, or more of just a tale from Porno Land: I shot Faith for both Gloryhole and Blacks on Blondes. Her BOB scene included some A. “A” is porno for anal. Faith wasn’t sure if she wanted to do A, but she was new, and wanted lots of work, so she took the BOB booking — and the A. After shooting her Faith Star interracial anal scene, she declared it off her dance card — at least for the time being. As she walked off set she told me, “No more A for me!”.

“Why?” I asked.

She just looked at me like I was a dope for even asking.

Dogfart writes on the Carla Cox Blacks on Blondes scene: Superhot Euro-babe Carla Cox is visiting LA from the Czech Republic. Unfortunately Carla is experiencing an extreme rarity in LA, rain, and lots of it! To get over her misery, she decides to sample some of the local dick offerings, especially some of the dark meat that is so rare in her own country! Carla isn’t shy about giving it all up for a good time, so the two lucky dudes that get to shake and bake with her get all her hot options…her pretty mouth, her sweet pussy, and even her luscious ass, individually, and in a blistering DP! Carla manages to turn an unfortunate vacation into ecstasy as she gets hammered everywhere by these 2 huge dicks before letting them take target practice with their jizz cannons and her open mouth!

I don’t think I coulda said it any better.

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It’s Official — Manojob.com is Number One.

Jenni Lee Handjob
At least for now. And according to Rabbit. But still, it’s something to brag about. Isn’t it nice to get recognized for your hard work…even if it’s Smutty Work?

I can’t wait to tell all my relatives at the Thanksgiving Day table!!

Here’s the top-rated girl — Jenni Lee — from the top-rated handjob site on the net.

Here’s some free Jenni Lee handjob videos from that scene.

My members liked her so much, we brought her back again; here’s some more free Jenni Lee handjob movies. So don’t say I never gave you anything.

Oh…we got such an overwhelming response to Jenni Lee’s handjob scenes, we hired her for The Dick Suckers. The scene made the rounds, too, namely cause of what happened: Jenni tried to cum dodge, but our stunt cock was on top of the situation, so, as Jenni tried (in vain) to dodge, Stunt Cock followed her, scoring hit after hit on Jenni’s cute face. Finally figuring she wasn’t dodging shit, Jenni relinquished and just laughed as she got hosed down.

Our members liked that one so much, we brought her back again.

Here’s some free Jenni Lee blowjob videos from that first scene — the famous one; and here’s some free Jenni Lee blowjob videos from her second appearance at The Dick Suckers.

Wait a sec — this is a blog about Manojob being the best…not Jenni Lee. But the site’s only as good as its models, right? That’s your first lesson.

Lesson. Lesson?

Let’s change shit around. I hate braggarts, so I’ll stop.

Let’s start this blog over and call it Porno 101.

I get tons of e-mails asking “how do I start a porno site?” so I’m gonna answer that now, and I’m gonna use Manojob as a real-life example.

First, buy two cameras — a video camera and a camera to take your pictures. I won’t tell you want to buy, but I will say I’m a Canon guy. There’s Nikon guys, too. And just like Ford and Chevy guys, no one’s really right — right?

Then figure out what you’re gonna shoot. I chose handjobs cause it’s the cheapest content to produce that features boys and girls doing naughty things to each other. Oh…and I like handjobs, too. (I never really watched handjob porn before I started Manojob).

Come up with a good name. Try and brand your smut.

Hire models.

Shoot!

See just how easy this all is?

I won’t bore you with post-production details…I’ll save that for another blog.

Amai Liu is Tiny Tabby is J’s latest POV gal.

Amai Liu Tiny Tabby
Mister POV has some competition, and his name is “J”.

But let’s talk about J. He scours neighborhoods for hours looking for Snow Bunnies. Snow Flakes. White girls.

Then, he approaches them with his rap: see, J collects porn. That’s not the first thing he says, but once he engages The Target, he lays it all out. It goes something like this. “I collect porno. I know it’s crazy. Do you watch porn?”

This is a typical, open-ended sales pitch. J was trained well. It doesn’t matter how the girl answers. If she says “no”, the J says something like, “Great! I know it’s weird, but I collect a very specific type of porn.”

If the girl says “yes”, then all the better. They talk about porn, and what kind of porn The Target likes. You’d be really surprised. Most like gang-bang or “orgy”porno. Some like girl-girl stuff. Some girls like interracial porn. Whatever. It doesn’t matter. If The Target says she’s into porn, it’s time for The Close.

“Well, the porn I like is the porn I’m in. I want to film you. Are you down?”

Almost always The Target says “No! What if my (fill in the blank) discovers it?”

The blank usually equals “boyfriend” or “family”.

J has an answer: “This won’t wind up on the internet. I keep it in my closet for a rainy day.”

There you have it. Of course it does wind up on the internet, although The Girl (no longer The Target now that the scene’s in the can).

I know what you’re thinking. J’s a piece of shit for misleading these girls. Well, no…of course not. But always remember this — after the deed is done, you’d be surprised what money can buy.

Here’s some Amai Liu interracial sex pictures. She’s so tiny J’s dick is as big as her arm, from elbow to hand. I shit you not. I can’t believe how much black dick this little chick took. She had no problem with it, either. J impaled her. It’s one of the hottest scenes I’ve seen in a long, long time. If you’re into little white chicks and big black dicks, welcome to Interracial Pickups!

Amai Liu Tiny Tabby

Interracial Pick-ups — IR POV style!

Tori Black
Interracial Pickups is the newest creation from the Dogfart Crew, and I must say it turned out nicely.

I coached my main most man “J” with some of the finer points of camera work, and he did a heck of a job. There’s some hotties, too: Avy Scott, Bobbi Starr, and Julia Ann — to name a few.

Oh yea, Tori Black! Click on her pic for some free interracial pov movies! Not a lot of interracial POV sites out there; in fact, this might be the only one.

Not much more to say, except check it!

Cuckold Sessions. Or, a session with a cuckold.

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So I’m checking out the news of the day while sipping my iced coffee when something struck me as odd. It comes from the BBC, and it says “Portugal’s Economy Minister Manuel Pinho has resigned after making a rude cuckold gesture at an opposition MP. Mr Pinho placed his index fingers on his head, imitating horns. The gesture was directed at Bernandino Soares, leader of the Communist parliamentary group, who had challenged the government about a mine’s future. Mr Pinho’s action came during a state-of-the-nation debate in parliament. The Socialist PM, Jose Socrates, said “nothing justifies this gesture”.”

Cuckold gesture?

WTF?

At least it gave me something to blog about. Lately I’ve had nothing to say.

And I thought I knew a thing or two about cuckolds…afterall, Interracial Giants Dogfart just released Cuckold Sessions, and I shot ‘em all.

But cuckold gestures?

Anyways…check out Porno Newbie Tara Lynn Foxx. You might know a little bit about her, cause I’ve dropped her name here once or twice. I’ve also dropped her mySpace and Twitter sites.

She twitters for her tweeps; I have no desire for such tomfoolery.

That’s her dude on the sofa. They’re in a counseling session. At least that’s what he thinks. He’s laying it all out there too: he can’t satisfy Tara; he’s got a small ween; he secretly wants to watch her get banged out by black men.

Enter 14 inches of black meat.

Look at them looking at it.

When the counselor called Tara into his office, instead of wearing street clothes, she was whored out to the max.

For the black man.

In other words, Tara’s BF is about to enter a Cuckold Session.

Maybe I’ll start incorporating cuckold gestures into future scenes.

Wonder what woulda happened to Portugal’s Economy Minister Manuel Pinho if he started licking jizz off a girl during a Parliament session?

Super Hero Porn? Bimbofication? Hypno Porn?

Super Hero Porn

One of the things I’ve learned shooting porn is all the different fetishes that will make a dude launch his load. Before I got into this game, I was so naive. Well, maybe not totally naive, cause I’d walk into a dirty book store to rent some porn, and I knew there were sections for all the different kinds of porno that featured boy-girl sex, like interracial, gang bangs, and swallowing…and then, there was The Gay Section.

I always steered clear of the gay section, cause if I accidentally strolled into it, I’d worry some homo might try and hit on me, so I’d high tail it outta there ASAP — cause No Way Am I Gay.

I know what you’re thinking: uh huh…you “accidentally” got yourself into the gay section, Billy. Admit it. You’re such a fag.

No Way!

So I knew there was straight porn and gay porn, and in the Straight Porn World I knew there was gang bang porn, and barely-legal porn, and interracial porn, and stupid porn — stupid only cause it tried to be like a Real Movie, and I always thought to myself who the fuck wants to watch Jenna Jameson try to act and then blow some things up in the middle of the desert and try to act some more…in between taking loads to her face?

Not me…but some people do. And the more I’m in this game, the more I’ve learned about fetishes: jack off on her pantyhose; clown porn; stick a sound down his pee hole…then do the same to her; turn him into a human toilet; smack her hard and then choke her out!; turn him into an ashtray; watch her blow a horse; cuckold him; make her cry.

I have a friend named Steve Steele. He makes Superhero Porn, among other things. He also “hypnotizes” girls and gets them to do dirty, naughty things whilst under his “spell”; and, if that wasn’t enough for ya, he turns girls into bimbos (“Bimbofication”) by having them take a puff off his pipe…and not a crack pipe (or a pipe you smoke weed with) but a pipe like Hef smokes.

Once they take a puff from his pipe, consider them Bimbofied…and everyone knows you can talk a Bimbo into anything. But you already know this, cause you’ve sweet talked a few into sucking your dick, haven’t you?

Anyways, he’s Bimbofied Lexi Belle, (who was superb in her role as “Bonnie Bunnington”) as well as Natalie Norton.

As “Dr. Mesmer” he plays a “mind control marriage counselor” and “hypnotizes” a “terminally lazy wife” — India Summer.

I’m sure you’d like Dr. Mesmer to counsel your girl, huh?

Some of you might like the fact that you get to buy the movies one-at-a-time instead of making some sort of monthly commitment to his site.

So how ’bout you put some of that in your bong and smoke it?

Lexi Belle Bimbofied

The AVN Awards.

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No one’s in LA right now, except me.

Well, that’s not accurate. There’s about 14 million people in LA right now, but very, very few of them perform in dirty, filthy movies.

That’s cause all those folks are in Las Vegas as I bang this out, getting ready for the Porno equivalent of the Academy Awards: The 2009 AVN Adult Movie Awards.

They’re about to go down right now.

The awards show is the grand finale, so to speak, of the past 3 days…cause for the last three days all sorts of Porno Freaks are in Las Vegas right now trying to score (at least) an autograph from their favorite Porn Whore.

Some might even be able to fuck their favorite starlet (or star) as long as the price is right. From what I hear, that’ll set you back a cool grand for an hour of fun…but only if your favorite gal does privates.

Don’t worry almost all of them do, even the ones who don’t (during the rest of the year).

You might even be able to fuck one for free. (Nothing is free, right? But you know what I mean). Just buy them a whole bunch of drinks and make them laugh, and you’re about 65% of the way there.

(God damn have I mentioned how much I love this Vampire Weekend record? Santa bought it for me all the way from The North Pole, and yes, I know it’s not “new”, but it’s new to me…at least in its entirety. I mean I know about that catchy single, but shit! This whole record rules!)

Anyways, part of the fun of the Howard Stern show is when they make gags about The AVN awards, which usually amount to the title of the award given; for example, (and I didn’t make any of these up, by the way) “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene”, “Best Anal-Themed Series”, “Best Big Butt Series”, and “Best MILF Release” — among others.

So, for today’s blog, I thought I would list a few of the categories that caught my eye and held my interest, and the only reason why they would do either is cause I have a pal on the list, and I probably shot them, so I’ll link them to some free smut so you cheapies can whack it…oh! And I’ll add here that I want them (meaning my pals) to very much to win!

Best Actress

Monique Alexander, Cry Wolf, Vivid Entertainment Group
Roxy DeVille, The Texas Vibrator Massacre, Loaded Digital/Metro
Jessica Drake, Fallen, Wicked Pictures
Sasha Grey, The Last Rose, Wicked Pictures
Carmen Hart, Fired, Wicked Pictures
Jenna Haze, Not Bewitched XXX, X-Play/Adam & Eve
Jenna Jameson, Burn, Club Jenna/Vivid
Jesse Jane, Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge, Digital Playground
Janine, Pipe Dreams, Vivid Entertainment Group
Devon Lee, Succubus of the Rouge, Spearmint Rhino Films
Kaylani Lei, The Wicked, Wicked Pictures
Marie McCray, Angel Face, VCX
Bree Olson, Roller Dollz, Zero Tolerance/Adam & Eve
Kirsten Price, Mouth, Wicked Pictures
Savanna Samson, Miles From Needles, Vivid Entertainment Group

I am pulling for Roxy here. Bree’s got enough attention for her own good, and I don’t know Marie very well, but she seemed cool when we worked together. Besides, Roxy’s not the obvious choice here, as I hate the obvious…which, if I was a betting man, I’d call it for the very obvious Sasha Grey.

Best Adult Website

1byday.Com
Abbywinters.Com
Alllinternal.Com
Bangbros.Com
Brainpass.Com
Brazzers.Com
Burningangel.Com
Digitaldesire.Com
Ftvgirls.Com
Kink.Com
Met-Art.Com
Naughtyamerica.Com
Onlytease.Com
Realitykings.Com
Videobox.Com

I don’t want any of these fuckers to win. Where’s Manojob? TheDickSuckers? Or, at the very fucking least, Blacks on Blondes?

Best Director – Ethnic Video

Mark Anthony, I Fucked You and Yo Mama 3, Evasive Angles Entertainment
David Aaron Clark, Asia Noir 6: Wicked Sex Trap, Video Team/Metro
Rick Davis, Little Red Rides the Hood 3, Black Market Entertainment
Alexander DeVoe, Freakaholics 2, Alexander DeVoe/Jules Jordan Video
Lee G, All That Ass: The Orgy 6, Black Ice
Jax, My Baby Got Back 44, Video Team/Metro
Jacob Jewel, Horny Latin Mothers 2, Evasive Angles Entertainment
Jules Jordan, Lex the Impaler 3, Jules Jordan Video
Shorty Mac, Cunts ’n Blunts, Black Market Entertainment
Kevin Moore, Asian Fever 34, Hustler Video
Jack Napier, It’s Big It’s Black It’s Jack 4, Vouyer Media
Brian Pumper, Gapeman, B. Pumper/Evil Angel
Justin Slayer, Big Booty White Girls 5, Justin Slayer International
Lexington Steele, Manhammer 8, Mercenary Pictures
L.T., Black Squirt, Elegant Angel Productions

Shorty Mac! Shorty Mac! Shorty Mac! I vote Shorty Mac!!!

Best Educational Release

Breaking Into Porn, Liquid Lust Productions
How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ, Seymore Butts/Pure Play Media
Nina Hartley’s Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy, Adam & Eve Pictures
Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Hand Jobs, Vivid Ed
Personal Touch, Adam & Eve Pictures
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to the G-Spot, Vivid Ed
Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex 2: Fellatio, Vivid Ed

Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino Tristan Taormino — cause she rules.

Best Fem-Dom Strap On Release

Babes Ballin’ Boys 18, Pleasure Productions
Fem Dom: Mean Girls, Toxxxic/Metro
Mistress Strap-On: Sado Bitch, Robert Hill Releasing
Master Len Presents Intense Fetish: Girls With Strap-Ons 844, Master Len Productions
MeanBitches Erotic Femdom 3, Kick Ass Pictures
Punished By Mommy, Kick Ass Pictures
Strap Attack 7, Joey Silvera/Evil Angel
The Violation of My Boyfriend’s Ass, White Ghetto Films

I just listed this one cause it makes me laugh so fucking hard. The Violation of My Boyfriend’s Ass!

Best High-Definition Production

Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman, Elegant Angel Productions
Bad Luck Betties, Vivid Alt
Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, Adam & Eve Pictures
Cheerleaders, Digital Playground
Dark City, Adam & Eve Pictures
The Doll Underground, Vivid Alt
Fallen, Wicked Pictures
Hearts & Minds II: Modern Warfare, New Sensations
High Definition, Club Jenna/Vivid
Icon, SexZ Pictures
Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge, Digital Playground
Roller Dollz, Zero Tolerance/Adam & Eve
Teradise Island 2, Teravision/Vivid
The Texas Vibrator Massacre, Loaded Digital/Metro
The Wicked, Wicked Pictures

I fucking hate this category. That’s the only reason I’m talking about it. No porn should ever be viewed in high-def. Save it for Animal Planet or some shit like that. Besides, all the fuckers involved with all these kinds of movies take themselves so seriously they all suck balls.

Best Male Newcomer

Jarod Diamond
D-Snoop
Chris Johnson
Danny Mountain
Rocco Reed
Anthony Rosano
Johnny Sins
J Strokes
Keni Styles
Eric Swiss
CJ Wright
Prince Yahshua

A few of the dudes on this list are pals, so I’ll just go with the one who let me shoot him in a solo stroke flick, cause, as far as I’m concerned, that’s male talent who’s versatile and not a homophobe. Plus, he knocked up Eva Angelina, so Danny Mountain can’t be all that bad, right?

Best New Starlet

Lexi Belle
Tori Black
Chayse Evans
Jaelyn Fox
Jayden Jaymes
Nikki Jayne
Jayme Langford
Jandi Lin
Meggan Mallone
Priya Rai
Faye Reagan
Ryder Skye
Missy Stone
Stoya
Angelina Valentine

I’m pulling for my very favorite Black Cock Slut here — Miss Fox — but something tells me Stoya’s got this one.

Best New Web Starlet

Ariel, arielsblog.com
Celeste, iloveyouceleste.com
Kara Duhe, karaduhe.com
Cute Joy, cutejoy.com
Maitresse Madeline, madelineiswicked.com
Candy Monroe, candymonroe.com
Mya, iloveyoumya.com
Bree Olson, breeolson.com
Sofia Rain, sofiarain.com
Selina 18, selina18.com

This is a no-brainer. And it’s the last category I’m gonna talk about, cause my pie just got here, and it’s the very best pie in Los Angeles, and I’m hungry! But how can I not vote for Candy Monroe? I shot all that shit! Well, almost all of it, and as we sat there working, we would laugh our asses off, cause the content was so fucking crazy.

Best of luck Candy! You drove me crazy most of the time, but you’re still one of my all-time favs.

Watching My Mom Go Black.

Mom Goes Black

No, not my mom.

Not your mom, either.

But the producer called me one day last Spring, and he wanted to talk with me about his “new idea”. Sometimes, when he talks to me about “ideas”, I get a little worried. Not a lot…but a little. I’ve already said this: he’s an evil genius when it comes to creating smut, and I’m the one who winds up casting it, and then turning on the lights, pointing the cameras at the subjects, and burning all this into your memory.

First, it was Spring Thomas — braced-faced barely legal Princess turned black cock slut. The first of its kind in porn. She took Mandingo, Jack Napier, Shane Diesel, Rico Strong, Max Blacck…it just goes on and on.

Ruth Blackwell was next — she converted ordinary white girls to black cock sluts, so why not get impregnated by The Black Man so she could bear his child?

And Wife Writing? Oh, my!

So when The Producer said, “I got an idea”, I was all ears. “I want you to find moms that will do black dudes. But here’s the catch. If these moms are crazy enough to do porn, then they’ll have crazy kids. Hire moms with sons, and force them to watch their moms fuck white girls. Pay whatever it takes to make this happen!”

I asked, “Is this even legal?”

The Producer said, “Just don’t let the moms and sons touch each other!”

Just don’t let the moms and sons touch each other.

I love my job.

“One last thing. Make sure you book a black dude with the biggest cock imaginable. I want the biggest black dick in Los Angeles! I mean huge. Not just big. I want these moms to relive their child birthing experience when they’re fucking!”

It was easy to find my XXXXL black dongs; in fact, I’m willing to make the following statement: Shorty Mac has the world’s fattest penis. If you don’t believe me, just watch some of the movies.

It wasn’t easy to find moms and sons willing to take the job, but when they did, we got it on film.

Janet Mason forced her son to watch as she took Shorty’s monster cock balls deep.

Jordan Blue called it “tough love”.

Kendra Secrets was sick and tired of disciplining her fuck-up of a son…and this scene did the trick. By the end of this, he swore he’d never do wrong by her again.

And me?

Well…I gotta go. The Producer’s on the phone, and he’s got another idea…

Leah Luv Wife Writing