I’m thinking about getting a vasectomy. The only thing that worries me is someday I’ll find “The Right One” and I’ll actually want to procreate; I’m also worried about losing my pop shot, which, over the past three years, has already diminished to a depressing level. But I don’t really believe in The Right One [...]
Did you catch my Proxy Paige piss story?
Well, here’s a po-po story.
No, I don’t mean poo-poo, but I could blog about Proxy Paige and poo-poo, cause last night we hung out and watched Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. I bought it when Criterion re-released it recently, but I haven’t found the right time [...]
Jay Reatard was the greatest fucked up pervert whacko kid genius to hit the scene since 1973 (or so). You’ve probably never heard of him. He screamed songs like “Blood is Sweet but Semen is Sweeter” and “Oh How The Little Boy’s Blood Looks Good On Your Face” — and they found him dead in [...]
I Shoot Porn: Please explain the origin of your name.
Andy San Dimas: I made it up in high school. I wanted to do porn before I ever had sex. So I’d think of stupid porn names while I was not working in class. I’d write them down in my notebook instead of taking notes. San [...]
You know just this past weekend the AVN’s went down in Vegas? You might know, but you might not..but I’m sure (especially if you’re a regular reader) you know about the AVN’s, although I think they call them the AEE’s now.
Who knows.
Who really cares.
Well, that’s kinda harsh. Some of you care. I care cause [...]
A Concerned Reader writes:
Maybe it’s the sad state of the economy, but your blog seems to have lost its sharp and snarky edge. Have you become a Booster of your industry? You used to really be down on it – now you appear to be toeing the party line in order to prevent [...]
The Jedi Knight writes:
I was wondering what kind of car you drive? Being a self-employed porn producer, do you find it difficult to obtain financing? How do you provide proof of income, for instance?
America – the only country where everyone drives a car but no one can afford to buy one!
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Wanna hear something funny?
Every [...]
