Take a look at those giant tits.
And that fat pussy.
You’re looking at the world’s oldest stroke fodder, which was whittled from a Mammoth tusk around 33,000 BC.
And you thought Nina Hartley was old school.
Caveman beat his meat, too. Poor, lonely Caveman, who couldn’t manage to club Cavegirl over the head and drag her back home. [...]
When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” [...]
Zombie4Brittney writes:
A wealthy Manojob member recently passed away. Needless to say, we were surprised when his attorney contacted us with the news that many of our starlets lad been included in his last will and testament.
To Angelina Stoli: a 1978 El Camino low rider. Bright orange. With those spinny-wheel-things too.
To Amy Starz: a paper hat [...]
Since I’m in Germany, and I just shook my jet lag, and I’m paying 22E a motherfuckin’ day to access the internet at this goddamn place (can you tell I’m pissed?) I thought I’d scribble a little bit about Annette Schwartz, cause I love her so.
Annette Schwartz might be the finest adult performer ever. She’s [...]
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Last night I was flipping through the pay-per-view movies on Time Warner Cable with a pal o’ mine who was over for a slumber party.
“The Dark Knight?” I asked.
“No,” she said. “I’ve already seen it.”
“Me too.” I scanned the menu more. “Slumdog?”
“Seen it.” Then she said, “I wanna watch Milk! Or The Wrestler!!”
“Seen ‘em both,” [...]
When I was in junior high, I had a Social Studies teacher who was a total hippy. He’d play records while we were working on whatever it was we were working on that day. One of his records was “The Worst of Jefferson Airplane”, and I’d always wonder why anyone would name anything “The Worst” [...]
