Check me out…burying my face into Luxury’s beautiful ebony melons. They clock in at a size GGG, and they’re as firm and soft as your mind can imagine.
Why do I like to bury my face in a pair of melons? Well, I love sex. That’s a start. I love women, too. I love melons. I [...]
Remember Jack Handy? He was the SNL character you never saw, but he’d give you some of his “deep thoughts”, and most of them were really funny? He’s a real person, by the way; he’s not Steve Martin, or Al Franken, or a person made-up by the SNL writing crew.
DeepThoughtsByJackHandey.com
I have no idea why I [...]
Since he’s no longer in porn, I think it’s OK to tell you what happened after Jason’s phone call. If you haven’t read about it yet, it’s the first part of this blog, and it should be right below this one. So you might want to read “Just Call Me Randall P. McMurphy” before you [...]
I just hung up the phone with Jason Brown. He called to tell me that, in addition to not being able to make tomorrow’s blow bang, he was retiring from porn altogether.
Effective immediately.
Jason Brown is male talent, and I don’t talk a whole lot about male talent; even though they’re just as whacky as the [...]
I Shoot Porn: Let’s talk about what happened in your college class the other day.
Ashli Orion: In my child development class, we were talking about twins, and how twins are created in the uterus. So I raised my hand and asked my professor if it was possible for fraternal twins to be from different fathers. [...]
Stories of sexual conquests are nothing more than tall tales from an insecure braggart, so keep that in mind when I tell you about the time I banged Joey Lynn at a swinger’s party a while back.
And how can they be “conquests” when there really wasn’t any sort of conquering going on?
At least not in [...]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?”
For whatever reason, the girl said, “no”.
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played a lot of golf whenever he wasn’t playing his electric guitar and drank beer and scotch and smoked cigars and [...]
A long time ago my little brother was telling me about some of his single friends heading out to “Cougar Dens” to try and get laid.
“Try” is a bad word…so let me start over.
A long time ago my little brother was telling me about some of his single friends heading out to “Cougar Dens” and [...]
