My Very Favorite Things This Past Year.

You know it’s that time of year, so I’ll take a couple of minutes of your time to reflect back on Billy Watson’s 2008, and mention some of my very favorite things that went down.
For me, 2008 was kinda weird, kinda whacky, kinda sad, kinda happy, kinda funny, kinda profitable, and certainly a learning [...]

My Christmas Swag.

OK Boys & Girls!
Time to share what we all got this wonderful Holiday Season!
I’ll go first.
On The Road — The Original Scroll: Unabridged on 10 CD’s, this is the “legendary first draft” of my boy Jack’s masterpiece. Why legendary? If you don’t know this story, you should. Kerouac wrote on the entire novel [...]

Super Fun e-Mails: the gorgeous Nikki Anne.

The one & the only Fabulous Freebird, Michael Hayes, writes:
I am giving you some props for shooting those excellent gloryhole and blacks on blondes scenes with the beautiful Nikki Anne. I love the porn whores who look like the girl next door, and Nikki Anne fits that description to a tee. You got [...]

Happy Holidays, yo.

It’s Christmas Day, which means if you’re reading this, you’re a big fan of ISP, or a big pervert…or maybe a little of both.
So, Merry Christmas.
Happy Holidays.
Since you’re a fan, I’d like to give you a holiday gift.
Well, kinda. I mean if we were meeting face-to-face, I’d invite you to meet up at my very [...]

Mickey Rourke is The Wrestler

I think I told you this once, but I don’t remember…so I’ll say it again: Porno and Pro Wrestling have a lot in common.
1) It’s a show.
2) It’s fake.
3) It’s real.
4) Both have a tremendous entertainment value.
When I was a kid, I’d sit in front of TV on Sundays and tune in to Channel 44, [...]

Super Fun Craig’s List Ads: Doggystyle with Mario & Luigi.

FWD’d to me by Gia Paloma and originally posted on Craig’s List Orlando, FL:
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, [...]

Muntadhar al Zaidi — My New Hero.

It’s 2 am and I can’t sleep, so I thought I’d pull myself out of bed and blog; maybe it would help me snooze, but I hope it doesn’t have the same effect on you.
Oh, and if my editing skillz don’t pay the billz at 2 am, eat my turd.
I know why I can’t sleep: [...]

Super Fun e-Mails: Things Happen, I Guess…

Amber Fully Loaded writes:
Dear Billy:
It started after chatting with you about how my boss had asked me recently if I would mind wearing a skirt to the occasional meeting with clients. I asked why and he said that a “little sex appeal” never hurts when it came to helping land some contracts.
He is a super [...]

Party Time!

I just got invited to a BBW Stripper Party tonight!
I guess this is a Christmas Party of some sort — and it features BBW strippers. And, from the looks of it, they’re black BBW strippers!!
BBW = Big, Beautiful Women — in case you didn’t know.
Subrina Love invited me. Phantasy is going to be there. So [...]

In Memorium: Bettie Mae Page.