Hey, Bro! Here’s Your Chance!!!

From The American Bukkake myspace:
Men needed to work with pornstars on Sept 10, 17, 24, Oct 1 at Van Nuys Studio 7053 Valjean Ave., Van Nuys , CA 91406. Call time is 7pm.Pay $75 cash.Ok to wear disguises!!! Requirement:
1) Must be 18 or over
2) 2 ids (One must be a valid government issue [...]

My New Sled. (Or, Niggah Please!)

This niggah gots a Louis Vuitton Oldsmobile with some fucked up shoes on it.
The grille’s a bitch, too. Same goes for the driver’s side front end, yo — but I only dropped $450 for it.
That’s four-fiddy to you, foolio.
The rims and tires are nothin’ but stock, yo.
Cause it ain’t nothin’ but a G Thang, baby.

Interview with a Porn Star (#48) — Charlotte Vale

I Shoot Porn: So what’s your damage?
Charlotte Vale: I don’t do drugs. I drink socially, but that’s about it. And I remember my childhood being very happy.
ISP: What the hell are you doing porn?
CV: I want damage! But the fun kind, I guess.
ISP: Define “fun damage”.
CV: I guess I’m no so much expressing my sexuality [...]

No Way Am I Gay.

I went to Sunset Junction this weekend.
It’s a street fair that happens on Sunset Boulevard near downtown LA.
I got drunk on $7 beers.
I got stoned on Cherry’s medicine.
I ran into my old make-up artist, who is now a make-up artist to the celebs, and makes $3000 a day, but a long time ago he survived [...]

Q: Are We Not Men?

Super Fun Message Board Posts: “I got a handie from a stripper!”

Taint 1974 posts:
I was coming home from a conference for work and passed by some strip clubs so I stopped in since I hadn’t been to one in awhile, the place was very nice inside looked to be recently remodeled, it was around 3pm so it wasn’t busy and the strippers ranged from scary black [...]

Some Things I Love in My Life, Lately.

Lunchables: My very favorite snack at the moment is super white trash, super dumb…and super yum! They’re so easy! Just peel the plastic top off, and you get your cheese, your meat, and your crackers…in three separate little containers! MMmm-mmm good! I’m actually fond of the Turkey / Cheddar combo, but the only picture I [...]

My Dinner with Tristan Taormino.

I went to a book reading the other night with Adrianna Nicole.
Tristan Taormino wrote a book called Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships, and she was reading at a place called Book Soup.
Adrianna and Tristan are pals. By tagging along, I got to meet Tristan…and, maybe if I played my [...]

So I got interviewed…

Whacky, huh?
Stronker — from Adult DVD Talk — swung by my new pad and, in my tiny kitchen, we talked for 1/2 hour or so, in which I professed my love for Wilco; we spoke about Spring and Katie Thomas, Barbie Cummings, The Dick Suckers, Manojob; the weird way I got into this weird biz; [...]

Interview with a Porn Star (#47) — Claire Dames

I Shoot Porn: Let’s just cut right to the chase. “Hit it harder”?
Claire Dames: (Laughs) And if you didn’t get it the first time, it says “Harder” on my neck.
ISP: Those are some hardcore tats. What’s the story behind them?
CD: I was drunk. Well, that’s partly true. Honestly, I wanted to get “Hit it harder” [...]