I love lists.
I think I’ve mentioned this before. When I was a kid, and we’d go on family trips to Florida, I’d lay in the back of my dad’s van and read Wallace and Wallechinsky’s The Book of Lists. It’s funny, cause looking back, I realize reading that book was my earliest exercise in critical [...]
Since I’ve interviewed her once, and posted a silly picture of her (with an accompanying haiku), why not blog her?
Get an eyeful of Chayse Evans.
To me, the definition of Woman. I mean really…look at her. Those tits. That ass. The curves. Oh, my. Let me add: there’s not a drop of silicone or saline anywhere [...]
[I'm starting to get IM's from myYahoo! messenger, when I have it turned on. If you wanna IM me, be my guest. Getting IM's is one of the highlights of my day; however, don't take it personally if I don't get a chance to IM back...but I'll try. Promise.]
breveets75 IMs:
I am to lazy to read [...]
Oh Chayse! You silly
Slut. Don’t let the black man fool
You. White wieners work!
I Shoot Porn: So tell everyone how old you are and where you’re from.
Chayse Evans: I’m 21 and I’m from Pennsylvania and Baltimore.
ISP: Did you know John Waters is from Baltimore?
CE: I don’t even know who he is.
ISP: John Waters made one of the greatest movies ever — Pink Flamingos. Oh, and Female Trouble. How [...]
Lately, I’ve been fucking depressed.
I dunno what about, either. Well, I kinda know. Ready for some cry-babying?
This move to LA was really hard. Moving is really hard, but you already know that. And adding to it the fact that I didn’t really want to relocate to LA…well, that made it suck balls.
Swiss Balls.
Ever move somewhere [...]
Los Angeles.
My new Home.
Los Angeles. The City of Angels — a city full of devils.
Laugh all you want, but I’m serious. And they’re devils just as you’d picture them, too: sharp horns on a red, round head; long, pointy tails; pitchforks and hooves; menacing, fire-filled eyes. They’re all over the place: on the 101 (usually [...]
