My Geetar Hero. (Happy Leap Year).

Now I Wanna Make A Movie.

Fry’s Electronics rules — especially if you’re a dude and have compulsive spending habits and desire gadgets and other assorted bullshit you don’t really need, but think you do. Fry’s stores are enormous, too; in fact they’re so big I can’t think of a single retail store as big as a Fry’s. I think they’re [...]

Cause I Have Nothing To Say (Think They Had Any Problem Getting Laid?)

Interview with a Porn Star (#40) — Ricki White

I Shoot Porn: So why’d you get into porn, anyways?
Ricki White: I was having too much sex. Really. I was a virgin until I was 19, but through my teens I always knew I wanted lose it. So, when I finally lost it…I went crazy.
ISP: Where’d you lose it?
RW: In the back of a car. [...]

No Way Is This Gay

Seth Is Superbad

So the other day I’m walking Maggie in this trendy LA neighborhood called Larchmount when a super hot chick walks up next to me, arm-in-arm with her dude.
She’s brunette, kinda punk-rocky Goth Girl, and from what I can eavesdrop she’s telling her dude about something sexy concerning lesbians, which is all right up my alley.
She’s [...]

Waiting for Wood (Flaccid Penises on Porn Sets and The Porn Whores Who Create Them).

The number one e-mail I get from visitors of this blog goes something like I’m 22, I love to fuck chicks, and I want to be in porn. Please Billy hook me up! I know I can do it better than anyone else!!
To which I want to reply — no, you can’t.
You can’t fuck on [...]

Interview with a Porn Star (#39) — Adrianna DeVille

I Shoot Porn: Do you know Adrianna Nicole?
Adrianna DeVille: Um, I’ve heard of her.
ISP: How about Roxy DeVille?
AD: Yes, yes, yes, I know…ladies, please don’t hate me. It was my first agent who named me, and I won’t name names as to who he was. But he knew CC DeVille from Poison. The name I [...]

Just When I Thought I Had Seen Everything…

I’ve shot porn for almost six years now, and if it’s done anything to fuck me up, it’s made me more tolerant to fetishes I thought were crazy, insane, fucked-up, and just plain wrong.
Not that I agree with what they’re doing, nor want to try it, nor even completely understand it…but my job has made [...]

Showdown Time for The Sheep Herders!