The Coolest Song Ever Written: A Walk On The Wild Side

I’m in my porno loft right now, getting ready for Katie Thomas to show up for her black dicking, and I’ve got channel 913 dialed in on my cable TV. It’s the “classic” rock channel, featuring the “original architects of rock and roll.”
It’s embarrassing to admit this is the music I listen to most [...]

The Top Five Scenes (as of today) Featured at The Dick Suckers — Number 1, Keesha Knight

S. writes:
Where do I find more of Keesha Knight? She is gorgeous little thing. I saw her on Blowjob Races and JOMG and Dick Suckers but I wanna see her fuck. Any suggestions? Is there any sites I am missing?
S — your timing is perfect.
The day I’m gonna blog about my very favorite dick sucker [...]

The Top Five Scenes (as of today) Featured at The Dick Suckers — Number 2, Kimmy

This is a true story, cause all the stories I tell here are true, whether you believe them or not.
Before I figured out the whole Los Angeles porno circuit, with all the agents and pimps and pimps and agents, I was shooting in the city in which I currently reside, and I had a camera, [...]

The Top Five Scenes (as of today) Featured at The Dick Suckers — Number 3, Kacey Jordan

The third best scene on what’s shaping up to be a phenomenal BJ site features Miss Kacey Jordan.
And yea, that last sentence is a shameless plug, because:
1) I own TheDickSuckers.
and
2) I refer to TheDickSuckers as a site that’s “shaping up to be phenomenal”.
But it’s OK to have a little self-confidence, right?
I’m just trying to shoot [...]

The Top Five Scenes (as of today) Featured at The Dick Suckers — Number 4, Anna Von Trapp

There’s nothing quite as special as a porno newbie, and that’s exactly what Anna Von Trap is…a total Porn Newb.
How about I one-up that statement?
There’s nothing quite as special as a porno newbie who has no intentions whatsoever of ever becoming The Next Jenna; and, in fact, Porn Newb is simply a college girl who [...]

your 33 black angels

I’m a geek boy when it comes to shit issued in a limited edition. Always have been. Anything, almost, with the exception of Hummel plates, coins and stamps, and anything sports related…all of which I loathe in unfathomable ways.
Books and records? When I see a book or record printed in a limited edition, I’m like [...]

Boss Nigger: I Wanna Make the Porno Version.

Interview with a Porn Star (#33) — Lena Hawkins

I Shoot Porn: A porno newbie! I love it! Tell everyone something about Lena Hawkins.
Lena Hawkins: Um, I’m from Corsicana, Texas, but I just moved to Dallas. That’s where I started escorting. Actually, I moved to Dallas to become an escort.
ISP: Wait a sec! You’re an escort?
LH: That’s right. I even have my own website.
ISP: [...]

Today’s Guest Blogger: The Minion (and His Final Chico Chronicle)

From time to time I have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.
The Minion’s final chapter dealing with Chico Wang, as well as a whole cast of Porno Characters.
Ricky was brought on [...]

The Top Five Scenes (as of today) Featured at The Dick Suckers — Number 5, Miss Serena Taylor

Wanna start a dirty website?
Seems these days everyone wants one.
The business model is easy: solicit the potential member with free samples, get them to join with an outstanding sales pitch, and keep them happy so every month they don’t want to leave your website. It’s the same business model your health club used to get [...]