I don’t recall if it was Thursday, July 6, or Friday, July 7, but I know it was 1978, and I do know what I was doing on either one of those two nights — catching Van Halen on their inaugural world tour.
If it wasn’t in July I’d guess it would have been the Friday [...]
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I Shoot Porn: Let’s talk about young lesbian love.
Lucy Fire: OK.
ISP: When’s the first time you got with a girl?
LF: When I was 13. The girl was 22.
ISP: Um, go on.
LF: I lied and told her I was 18. She’d picked me up from high school when I was a freshman, and I’d tell her [...]
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Interview with a Pornstar
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Rob writes:
Hi Billy,
I gotta tell you that fluffers are not a myth in porn, your comments only show that you´ve never shot trannies before (good for you btw). I´m a fellow pornogapher from South America, and unluckily we don´t have the porn whores you can find in LA, we do work [...]
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One of porn’s greatest myths is the fluffer.
From the Urban Dictionary: 1. fluffer. (noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform. Where’s my fucking fluffer, goddammit! 2. Fluffer. A fluffer prepares the cocks of pornstars for action [...]
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My Pal Marty writes:
Hi Billy, I have to agree with JR about the male talent with one exception…Brandon Irons and Loadmymouth. He is an old fuck like you and he asks the questions I want to hear like, What’s the oldest guy you ever did it with, How old were you the first time you [...]
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It was August of 02 I left the Normal World of The Workplace — working 9 to 5; working a 40 hour week; break rooms and gossip; suits and ties; overtime pay; office drama; office flirtations; holidays and vacation time; coffee makers and secretaries and briefcases.
And I entered into porn whores and agents; no holidays [...]
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random rants, random raves
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JR writes:
Hey Billy.
It seems the only time I ever write you is when I’m loaded. Fair enough; I won’t rant too much, I promise.
My question is why the FUCK do modern gonzo/”reality” internet content producers, almost across the board (present company, I believe, excluded), insist on having a fucking cadre of dudes (usually of high-school [...]
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The first thing I did was research equipment. You don’t necessarily have to buy the most expensive stuff, but don’t settle for cheap, either. Cutting edge in ‘02 was a 3 chip video camera; now it’s HD. But I don’t buy HD…yet. Meaning, of course, I think you can definitely make great movies without committing [...]
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How To Make A Dirty Movie
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Once upon a time I was a jock.
And a very, very good jock.
Like all good jocks I scored points for my team so they’d win win win, and I’d practice hard, and I’d take my studies for granted because I didn’t pay for them, and I’d fuck around and never take anything seriously except for [...]
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