How To Become a Pornographer, Part 1

I was teaching as an adjunct professor in an inner-city community college district working desperately toward a tenured position.
I spent close to four years at that place busting my ass, too: besides working over-time all the time, I volunteered a lot, as well as sat in on every faculty meeting I could (even the ones [...]

Jayma Reed and Julia Bond: Dicksucking and ManoJobs All The Way Around

This time last summer I was hanging out with Jayma Reed and calling her my “girlfriend”.
Silly thing to do, hooking up with porn stars and referring to them as a “girlfriend”. Trust me on this. It’s sounds cool as hell, and you’ll instantly earn “Hero” status with all your pals, but let’s face it: Porn [...]

Gianna Michaels Blew Me.

I’m a few posts away from my 400th entry, and I’ve never really talked a whole lot about my experiences as a stunt cock. I mean really…if I did, I’d come off as a braggart, and no ones likes that; in addition, I don’t have a whole lot to brag about.
Shit man, I’m an [...]

Fucking Christians Rule.

I shoot porn in the ghetto.
It’s a pretty gnarly ghetto. There’s a mish-mash of immigrants in my ghetto neighborhood, and it’s a mixture of Koreans, Hondurans, Guatemalans, Mexicans, and El Salvadorians. They’re all pretty much non-English speakers, which makes them first-generation immigrants, and, for the most part, they’re decent folk.
Although the Korean gangs [...]

I Slack; Therefore, I Am.

At least when it comes to my blog of late.
I’ve been slacking so much slacking has sort of morphed into its own topic.
A Slack Haiku:
Slack Slack Slack Slack Slack
Slack Slack Slack Slack Slack Slack Slack
Slack Slack Slack Slack Slack
My whole life isn’t based around my slacking; in fact, I work my ass off making sure [...]

Super Fun E-Mails: “YES NEED THE MONEY!”

FP writes:
Ok I am average built i guess. Yes i am looking for some quick easy cash. i already work 48 hours a week but its just not cutting it. My name is FP i am 34 years old birthday is 1972 i am in CA. I am a machine operator. 5′4 about 150-160 [...]

Super Fun E-mails: “You’re Slacking!”

E. writes:
God dammit Billy, a whole week without a blog?
I don’t know where it was published, but XPT is saying that Barbie is already divorced. WOW, that was fast. Kind of a shame, she seems like a sweet girl, with a fucked-up sex demon invading her brain.
E.
Heya E!
Yea, Barbie’s divorced, [...]

There’s Something About Barbie, Part 4.

On June 29, Barbie was supposed to appear in front of a judge to plea out her traffic ticket; instead, she chose to simply pay the ticket and move on with her life.
The cop who made the bad choice and took the BJ from the now Mrs. Barbie Cummings has since lost his job; hence, [...]