Some Things I Like In My Life, Lately…

Klipsch Heresey: From the official Klipsch website: “First introduced in 1957, the Heresy, a three-way design, started out as a compact center channel speaker to accompany the Klipschorn® in three-speaker stereo arrays. In 1985, we made some changes and improvements to this model and re-released it as the Heresy II. Today, the new Heresy III [...]

Tuesday’s Fun Pic From Hell

Par Lay Vew, Frenchy?

I am in France.
Where the ladies wear no underpants.
The hotel lobby is cozy, and there’s Americans all over the place. There’s a nice lady sitting down next to me now, and she wants to know where there’s “good coffee” around the hotel.
I think it would be harder to find a place with bad coffee. Anywhere [...]

Par Lay Vew, Frenchy?

I am at JFK Airport, laying down near a Samsung “charging station”, and letting my iPod warm up for a 10+ hour flight as I bang out this entry. I’m out of Porno Land for the next two weeks. And I need it…bad.
Let’s see. Where do I begin?
An unnamed sister of an unnamed porn whore [...]

There’s Something About Barbie, Part 3

When I started writing these entries, I never thought — not for one second — that what’s transpired over the last few days would ever have happened. When I refer to “these entries”, I’m talking about the “There’s Something About Barbie” entries, and when I talk about “what’s transpired”, I’m talking about Barbie blowing a [...]

Tuesday’s Fun Pic From Hell

Interview with a Porn Star (#28) — Leighlani Red

I Shoot Porn: You’re not an “LA Girl”. Which is to say you come here from a faraway place, shoot your ass off for a few weeks, then go home. How do you like that?
Leighlani Red: I like it. I like having “normalcy” to return to…but I need to “get out” and go home. I [...]

Tuesday’s Fun Pic From Hell

Super Fun E-mails.

(Not the Real) Ron Jeremy writes:
Hi Billy,
I read your wussy, crybaby blog the other day. You know by now that I find your blog interesting and amusing and I think your a swell guy. With that said please don’t take my harsh words the wrong way as I am trying to help you. You mentioned [...]