I Need Your Help, Please.

If you could ask a porno star anything, what would it be?
If you could ask Bree Olson anything, what would it be?
This is serious.
All questions e-mailed to be will be presented to Bree…unless you’re a nitwit, and your question makes your Nit Wit Hood apparently clear.
Fire away.
I need these in my e-mail box [...]

Tuesday Cartoon Madness

Super fun e-mails.

V writes:
Hey Billy, I have a few questions. How many male porn actors also do gay porn? I hear that men working in gay porn get paid more than in straight porn? And I hear that, supposedly, half the guys in gay porn have HIV and if this is true, how are they still [...]

Interview with a Porn Star (#22) – Riley Shy

I Shoot Porn: So, you’ve been interviewed before…what’s some questions no one’s ever asked you before?
Riley Shy: You smoke weed?
ISP: No one’s ever asked you if you smoke weed?
RS: No! I see there’s a pipe by your bed.
ISP: Oh, yea. I smoke a little weed sometimes. I can’t sleep through the night much anymore. Kinda [...]

The Money Shot

I think it’s safe to say the money shot is the most important part of any scene, and just to drive my point home, I do something today that I don’t really do too much – in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever done it here: post pop shot pics on my blog.
But take [...]

Tuesday Cartoon Madness

Aiden and Her Hubby The Cuckold

About two years ago I booked a girl named Aiden to come fuck BOZ The Animal for Blacks on Blondes. It was a simple boy-girl scene, and, to tell you the truth, after I saw Aiden in her make-up I wished it was something more.
Let me back up: when porn starlets walk around in public, [...]

My Dinner With Fionna Cheeks

I was on the phone with Jimmy H. yesterday, and he was complaining about a porn girl…again. All of the cameramen complain about them – including me.
Turns out The Porno Whore Jimmy H. took out to dinner after their shoot ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, had the table manners of a Neanderthal, [...]

Tuesday Cartoon Madness

Today’s Guest Blogger: Bree Olson

From time to time I’m going to have guests blog whatever it is they feel like blogging. I will not tell them what to blog; I won’t edit it; I won’t influence the Guest Blogger in any way.
Today I’m lucky enough to have Bree Olson – Porn Valley’s best-kept secret (but not for long) – [...]