Super fun e-mails.
DN writes:
you may think you’re a “gentleman” because you didn’t fuck Barbie Cummings but she is at this very moment telling her friends that you are too “gentle” and not “man” enough otherwise she wouldn’t have needed to masturbate while in your bed, let alone blogged on myspace. Fifi was right : piss on this!
DN
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Super fun e-mails.
JG writes:
I was kinda surprised to read that you saw the Pogues at the Wiltern. I flew to NYC to see them in March. Shane was pouring gin down his throat all night but never fucked up, even through the tricky verses of “Bottle of Smoke” that I can’t recite stone-sober. Like you, I’m glad [...]
A Barbie Cummings Slumber Party
Barbie Cummings is the next Eat Some Ass update, and boy, does she do a great job licking a butt. Simply put – an amazing performer, but also a great person – but I’ll get to how I know that in a second.
An amazing performer. The girl should have her own site. Something like maybe [...]
No Jayma, No Mo’
And that makes me kinda sad.
Interview with a Porn Star (#21) — Daryn Darby
I Shoot Porn: You’re Mormon?
Daryn Darby: Mmm-hmm. Oh! You’re actually interviewing me right now!
ISP: Yes I am. The reason I bring up this Mormon thing is I know about The Mormon Thang. They shove so much kooky theology down your thoat it almost preps you to get into porn. Thank you, Joseph Smith, for all [...]
Me & The Pogues & The Wiltern Theater
I’ve never been a huge Pogues fan, but I’ve always respected them. So when they played down the street from my studio tonight, I took it upon myself to see them. I’ve always wanted to see the inside of the Wiltern Theater, too…so off I went.
Actually, I almost didn’t go, but when my pal Jimmy [...]
My Ex-Student Is A Cuckold
I shit you not.
You know I don’t talk too much about my past, but a long time ago, I taught high school seniors how to write. No, I didn’t take perverted pictures of them, nor did I behave inappropritately around them – ever. And if someone would have told me then that I’d be shooting [...]
Interview with a Porn Star (#20) – Bree Olson
Bree showed up at my studio today to shoot her scene for Blacks On Blondes. She was pissed.
I Shoot Porn: You’re pissed at me. Why?
Bree: Because you made me out to be something I’m not.
ISP: Explain in detail. Did I lie about our day and dinner?
B: Well, I’ll put it like this – just because [...]
