THE DVD SERIES HAS BEGUN!

Well they’ve arrived: Bachelor Pad Productions is proud to announce the world DVD debut of SPUNKMOUTH Volumes 1 & 2!
I know I’ve blogged about this is the past, but I’ll say it now, again – somehow, these DVD’s “validate” things…in a weird way. There’s always been this feeling that “internet porn” was sloppy, gonzoesque, [...]

Tuesday Cartoon Madness

The I Shoot Porn TGP

T.G.P.
Thumbnail Gallery Posts. Every tightwad bastard’s cheap thrill.
The Hun. Pinkworld. VidVidVids. Thumbzilla. Gregpix. Whatever.
The cheapest guy I ever knew – to this day – was not only a friend of mine, but one of my landlords, too, and about a decade ago he came running over to my apartment cause he discovered The Hun.
“Dude, this [...]

Chelci Fox

Jimmy H. called me up and asked to use my studio. He had shot his out, and he really wanted a fresh look for his shoot that was about to go down.
“Who are you shooting?” I asked.
“Chelci Fox,” he replied.
Oh, Chelci Fox. I know her well. Well, not in a literal sense. I shot her [...]

Super fun e-mails.

SR writes:
I just want to start off by saying how much I have enjoyed your work on Blacks on Blondes, Spring Thomas, Gloryhole and Spunk Mouth.
I am curious, I haven’t seen where BoB has been updated, atleast from the preview page, and I was wondering if either Barbie Cummings, Kaci Star, or Jayma Reed were [...]

Tuesday Cartoon Madness

Porn Statistics Redux

It’s that time again. I dipped into my referrer stats, which is where I find out what people type into search engines to get to I Shoot Porn, and once again, um…I’m amazed.
You know I’ve done this a few times in the past. And to reiterate, I don’t edit, change, or manipulate these search [...]

Super fun e-mails.

The Priest writes:
Hoya, Billy.
Always enjoy your posts. Was wondering about chicks getting preggers in porno land? There must be a tacit understanding that pretty much no one wants kids, and that things are/will be taken care of. I can’t imagine that a porno chick would want to have a child that may have been the [...]

It Was Love From The Moment She Tasted His Brown Eye

Things have been slow in Porn Valley, cause, well…it’s the slow time of the year. For models, anyway. So when Taryn Thomas called me up for work, I wasn’t all that surprised. From time to time we keep in touch: we’re both from the same place, and we’ve known each other for years, and we [...]

My Lunch With Makenzie Wilson (A Play in 3 Acts) by Billy Watson

ACT I
(A driveway in an average neighborhood. We see two people walking to a car. BILLY is a tall, husky middle-aged male. MAKENZIE is a younger woman, petite, in her early 20’s. Billy stops in front of the car – a brand new car – and holds his hands out as if to show it [...]