Eat A Peach

There’s times I have absolutely no interest in writing about spunkmouth, eating ass, gloryholes, interracial sex, or handjobs. This is one of those times. I don’t even feel like writing about Spring Thomas, which is kinda funny, cause most of the time she’s all I ever feel like writing about.
Instead I’m sitting at home, [...]

Nikki Lake

I’ve heard someone say she’s the splitting image of the 24 and Girl Next Door Star star Elisha Cuthbert, but I wouldn’t know, cause I’ve never watched those shows. In fact, I really don’t watch TV, except Bill Maher’s show on HBO, and South Park, and VH1 Classics, and lately, Dave Letterman.
Damn, Dave’s getting funny [...]

Super fun e-mails.

Ricki K. writes:
G’Day Billy.
I have been viewing your site for a few months now and have a question and a statement i wish to put forward. Anyway, the question first.
We all know how the female pornstars think of their jobs and how they feel about being a whore. But, how does the male pornstar feel? [...]

Tuesday Cartoon Madness

Female Ejaculation…Urban Myth or Very Real?

We were putting together what would be the initial scenes for our newest site – Eat Some Ass – and we needed our female talent to be strong…that is to say, not squeemish about things like putting their tounges up a dude’s ass.
I was checking out Angela Stone on her agent’s site cause she had [...]

Lain Oi

Lain Oi’s from Arizona.
I’m from Arizona.
Before Lain was Lain, she was something else, but I can’t remember what that stage name was. Her real name is a total hippie fest. I think her parents met at Woodstock, dropped lots of acid for the years that followed, and named her after one of the seasons, or [...]

Super Fun e-mails (and more Riley Mason…cause really, who can get enough Riley?)

joel writes:
i just had to let you know your comments on indie rockers were too funny. I live in Seattle, in the heart of hipsterville. You’re totally right to poke fun at the whole scene.
However, the majority of guys that are hanging around online looking for an actresses’ AOL screen name [...]

Gone fishin’

I need it. I’m gone. Outta here.
I was gonna try and write a week’s worth of blogs, but -
a) they’d probably suck, cause they’d be forced, and I’d be pulling them out of my ass, trying to cover a week’s worth of stuff in a day
and
2) I need some time away from blogging, as [...]

The Pornographer’s Work Week.

My past work week. Feel free to compare it to yours. I’m sure you won’t see much that’s different.
Monday: Spend 6 hours in the car, travelling to my work location, and dealing with porno biz – mostly two shoots from my newest site, Eat Some Ass. I hired out the cameraman, but still…talent’s really late. [...]

Scene Carriers, Load Dumpers, and On-set Tension.

ST’s in town.
ST is Spring Thomas.
The town – Los Angeles.
Two scenes today: a b/g with Sledgehammer, and then, out of nowhere, as Sledge is poundin’ her, I had 3 load dumpers step up and make a mess on her face; second up, a cuckold scene that got a little nuts.
But I think some definitions are [...]